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firelorcl: i scare people lots because i walk very softly and they don’t hear me enter rooms so when they turn around i’m just kind of there and their fear fuels me
yassmines: my future lover: *strokes my cheek* me: *is :-)* me on the inside: ur clogging my pores…
Someone needs to come here and love on me and stroke my back and tell me how pretty I am
Hay gente que me chupa un huevo, pero vos.....vos me chupas 3...
23yo:me: *closes eyes and tries to chill for 5 whole seconds*me: i cannot
Love me or leave me.
why the hell are clothes so expensive? they’re literally just bits of material that stop us being naked in public. you should be paying me to wear clothes because you do not want to see me without them
I notice everything. And by everything, I literally mean everything. I notice when someone stops hitting me up like they used to. I notice when the way someone talks to me starts changing. I notice the little things that people do, and the little things
“The corpse of your god can only rot and grow cold. Now promise me you’ll kill me before I get old.”
Fun fact about me, I just wrote a short story with very poor Grammer and poor sentence structure. If interested in reading it let me know
Des fois, je me transforme en enfant #me
Calories made me their bitch today. I HOPE YOU ALL HAD A GREAT EASTER! And on another note, Mum texted me ‘Happy Christmas’ this morning… so Merry Easter to my mum.
wheresagnes: me: *doesn’t drink soda because it’s unhealthy*me: *drinks alcohol*
bongress: me: i dont believe in god me @ 3am when i hear a scary noise: our father who art in heaven hallowed be th
godboi: Me: I hate corny shit *sees something corny* Me: *blushing* I….hate…corny..shit…
jackmeatington: person: hey are you ticklish at all? me: *takes 8 steps back* me: …….no……..
dreamsuggestion: me: thinks of u me: 💖💫✨💘💫💖💫✨💝💫💞💫💞✨💓💞💞💞💘💫💫💖💖✨💖💫💘💖💗💘💝💞💫💘✨💘✨💝💫💘💘💖
One of the instructors at work surprised me by giving me two cute, yoga jumpsuit thingys and they’re so comfy! Unfortunately one of them is short on my legs though, so I’m either gonna have to cut off my legs a lil bit or get them hemmed/cut
Maison by lanfeust33photomanipulationmoi, par moi / me, by me
IT MAKES ME SO STRESSED WHEN SOMEONE IS ON MY FACE PAGE SOMEONE IS LITERALLY LOOKING AT MY TAGGED/ME (except its tagged/face bc im a dick) AND I AM FEELING VERY OVERWHELMED LIKE WHO ARE U ARE U CUTE DO U THINK IM CUTE
who is on my tagged/me this is causing me significant stress pls reveal yourself
stemss: who is on my tagged/me this is causing me significant stress pls reveal yourself nvm lol bye
Handwritten revision of an old little nothing. Uncork me, spill out my blood— I’m done being bottled like wine; there’s nothing fine about me.
i’ve let a lovely man fall in love with me, or rather the half of me i’ve shown to him, for the other half would terrify him and i couldn’t bear to lose his comfort. i’ve fallen in love with half of him but i know the other half
Who can help me, who can help me? I don’t want to take another pill
I want all my mutuals to msg me and love me and b my friend because I’m small and shy
lucazade: also, i want to apologize to people whose messages were ever ignored by me or took me ages to reply to. i have no excuses, i’m just shit at communicating and a lot of time get stuck in my own head, postpone replying and then either forget
If you follow me you should know by now that serial likers irk me. Don’t do it.
kisbys: me Uploadin a bad Art™: haha don’t worry guys….. this isn’t for real next time ill Draw smthn that’s good me, the next Day, uploading another bad Art™: haha don’t worry guys….. this isn’t for real next time ill Draw smthn that’s
pansyfille: me: *sees glitter* glitter: ✨✨✨ me: :0 !!!!
lioness–hart: lioness–hart: Depression: No do thing. Tired. Me: Okay well. Maybe if I go to sleep super duper early, I’ll get a decent amount of sleep. Insomnia: You Fool. You absolute goddamn idiot Insomnia: You Are Awake. Me: Okay well. Maybe
Not to be nsfw and like that on main but someone should do something about my chastity kink and hate acceptance towards anal as a substitute to something enjoyable. Push my buttons and call me a good girl although never hesitate to haze me for not being
I don’t care someone will find me and have the bestest pet and affectionate partner and everyone who have rejected me will regret
blindedbythedarkness: everyone in the world: we need to talk about mental health before its too late!me, literally screaming: everything is bad again!! im not coping!! i want to kill myself!! please someone help me!!everyone: ✔ read 19:43
apoyando: me freshman year: omg i want everyone to be my friend!! im gonna be so nice and ima be that person that nobody ever talks shit about!!!!!!me now:
the-pietriarchy: me in real life: a silent mysteryme on the internet: ask me anything I love oversharing im so alive
People: “I’ve had it so hard that I have the right to be an asshole because no one ever apologized for making me the way I am.”Me: No, you sure as hell have had it easy for feeling the amount of pretentious, self centered arrogance and
jupiteradepts: me giving affection: oh man i really hope im not like overstepping my boundaries here. what if i make them uncomfortable? do they feel obligated to say thank you? am i going too far and scaring them? what if i’m annoying? me receiving
tltty: you could give me a whole month to do homework and i still wouldn’t start it till the night before it’s due what’s wrong with me why do i do this to myself
