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harryedward: Me: *watches say yes to the dress* I can’t wait to get married Boy: Hey Me: No
music5eva: Me: Mom there’s this concert- Mom: No. Me:
burgrs:me: hi how are y’all doin today customer: good how are you me: im great how are you
uhmeliamay: me when someone tells me i’m cute
nursejoy: me when i’m not ok but I don’t want people to worry about me
facebookstaff:Me: hoe don’t do it Eyeliner: smears Me: oh my god
trashypunkers: Things I Need good skin $$$$$ a tall boy that will worship me and tell me i’m pretty
cjad71: Me Me
dicksiwishmyhusbandhad: cjad71: cjad71: cjad71: Me My view of my big white dick! Me What a beautiful dick!
southpauz: I don’t like my friends seeing me when I’m sad so I always instinctively pretend that everything is okay…even though it ends up making me feel worse …
wonderytho: me irl me
littlegirl1222: 50% of me: I want to be fucked so hard I can’t walk the next day 50% of me: I need a lot of cuddles and kisses
oohmrleo: me no its me
sansatyler: I need constant reassurance that someone likes me like if they compliment me I’ll be like really?????? Please support your statement using examples from the text
Does someone just want to cuddle with me? Not have sex, but just stay up and talk and cuddle with me? Maybe play a few video games? I miss just cuddling.
I want people to know that they can’t just have me, but I go to the gym to let people see they can’t just have this hot ass me.
Hello. It’s just me… me reading a book about Thommy. Yes.
firelorcl: i scare people lots because i walk very softly and they don’t hear me enter rooms so when they turn around i’m just kind of there and their fear fuels me
beniignus: you can break my soul, take my life away, beat me, hurt me, kill
dilfgod: me: *cracks knuckles* person: you shouldn’t do that! you’ll get arthritis when ur older me:
avpdbpdkaneki:someone: do u want to go do this thing w me me: ……………in theory
cinnabongene:me, the entire day: oh my god i’m so tired, i can’t wait to go to back to sleep me, at 3 AM:
introvertunites: me: the weather is gorgeous today! person: it’s storming??? me: yes
nihilistic-bitch: me: “hey do you remember a few weeks ago when-”them: “don’t…you mean two days ago?” me: “hey do you remember yesterday when-”them: “that was last month why are you like this”
berqamot: me: I promise I won’t get political… me, after 3 drinks:
foxnewsofficial: i get really happy when it’s not me who starts the conversation because that removes so much anxiety about whether i’m bothering the person or if they secretly hate me even if i know that’s not true
larvitarr: me Literally me. In case people didn’t get the memo, I dress up like Ash Ketchum every night when I go online!
slimephantoms: hellapunx: *cuddles up close to you* *puts my mouth by your ear* I NEED CONSTANT REASSURANCE THAT YOU STILL ENJOY ME AND FIND OUR RELATIONSHIP APPEALING THIS IS ME
sehuns-ass-cheeks: me: maybe i should talk to my mutuals brain: why would u do that??? ur annoying me: damn u right
liftedandgiftedd: that “you’re always invited” stuff doesn’t work for me you have to personally invite me or else I’ll feel like I’m showing up uninvited
bitchesaloud: me when my crush talks to me
athingcalledjoe: I’m not as sexually frustrated as you fuck I am. I mean, I’m not as sexually frustrated as you fuck me please. I mean, fuck me. I mean, I’m not as sexually frustrated as you think I want sex.
zsnes: me, with a new clay-tempered 軸 sword: *loudly but casually unsheathes it* my friend, clearly peanut butter and jealous: oh. thats nice. is that c- me: clay-tempered? yeah. it is.
bleutempete: jumex: carefreeblackho: labias: Me Y'all don’t deserve relationships Me tbh I hate
cakejam: me: *wake up 30 seconds before alarm* me: *goes back to sleep*
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flovvright:me trying to comprehend anything anyone says to me
vaporwavesimulator: me: *finishes listening to a good song for the 6th time* ohh man that was great… a small part of my brain: please end it………im begging you me, hovering over the loop button:
Keep me awake, ask me things. Anything.
validx2: Coworker: Can you stay and help out for awhile Me: Sorry I already clocked out Coworker: But… Me: *puts one finger on their lips* Shhh clocked… out
ughtree: de4fening: piratenunteruns: alecstasy: my anonymous friend sent me this and i thought this was really beautiful this it’s literally scary how much this post is me this is so perfect wow
darkenvy97: goofy-bear:Me: *mentions favorite tv show* Friend: “I’ve never seen that befo-“ Me: paradoxalteddybear this is you… And I stupidly follow haha. Lol I actually do this motion tho
This robe makes me feel like a rich white lady #me
deathgripsforcutie: doctor: well its a boy, have you decided on a name yet? me: my son has no teeth doctor: thats normal for a newborn sir me: how will my child survive
lunarbirth: mom: honey, what would you like for your birthday?! :) me: mom: no silly!! i mean a REAL present!!! me:
hotdudes21: So I have heard this is how you get followers around here haha…first pic of me! It got me as a follower…. ;)
royalanomaly: some legends are told some turn to dust or to gold but you will remember me remember me
I feel like such a horrible person.. my dad is being nice to all of us by getting ice cream and toppings and stuff… Ice cream makes me really sad and eating it makes me feel so incredibly guilty and horrible, so his generosity was just met with
Do you think someone can die from eating too much ice cream? Sounds like it’s worth a shot. If the calories don’t kill me, my conscience will. Gos what is wrong with me..
trauntwave: me before puberty me after puberty
Please don’t make me watch a movie that will make me feel things.
I don’t care who says what to me, I know that I’m a horrible person. Please feel free to get as far away from me as possible so you won’t be hurt when I die. Hell, no one should be hurt when I die.
astound: Me: * whines about the many things I have to do that’ll take hours Me: * eats in bed all day as I whine
bluerdays: me:*does no homework* me: minimalism
yourpetmeowmeow: ravenhallow: inkmo: kaiami: hey look a new comic oh jesus christ that’s me. YEP Dammit, that’s me right now…in my PJs…ugh.
internetexplorers: I know I comment ‘me’ to a lot of posts but this is actually so me
thexfiles: honestly everyone who has ever hurt me is so lucky i’m hyper empathetic and i’ve never told you about how you’ve hurt me! Congratulations on getting off the hook because I was afraid to hurt your feelings by telling you that you did
clhampir: I SWEAR I AM NOT CUTE/SWEET DON’T CALL ME THAT I AM EVIL I AM THE SHADOWS IN THE NIGHT FEAR ME
