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markiplier:markiplier:markiplier:tammiwrites:When Mark misses a shot of a ghost in his Fatal Frame 2 gameplay… Sorry he wasn’t looking the right way Not even sure what I’m doing anymore yep
markiplier: markiplier: markiplier: CONGA TIME!! Everybody hop on board the official #KickCult CONGA LINE!! But only if you want to haha! SHE’S COMIN’ ROUND FOR ANOTHER PASS!!HOP ON THE FUN TRAIN HAHA (but only if you really want to no pressure)
R.I.P THE KINKSTERKilled by GROMPThe Kinkster tried to seduce GROMP but GROMP would not be phased. GROMP ripped The Kinkster’s nipple clamps off and beat him to death with them.THE BWAAAAAA narrowly escaped death from a falling tree trap.FRANKENLYPTO
R.I.P FRANKENLYPTO Killed by Mr. LipsMr. Lips went right for the knees. Once de-knee’d Frankenlypto attempted to run away on his freakishly long arms but there was no hope. No sponsors to save him. He died a lippy death.The BWAAAAAA’s throat hurts
R.I.P THE BWAAAAAAKilled by EVERYONE ELSEEveryone got REALLY SICK of The BWAAAAAA’s constant inception horn. They all teamed up to take down The BWAAAAAA! GROMP volunteered to dispose of the body. What a nice guy that GROMP.Despite never once being
R.I.P GROMPKilled by DoggoDIn a bizarre turn of events, GROMP is dead. After being arrested for suspected cannabilism by WEE WOO, GROMP managed to narrowly escape from the cop car using lip balm he snatched from Mr. Lips. However, the escape attempt made
TONIGHT WE REMEMBERThey fought bravely! They fought with honor! But alas it wasn’t enough. The final four are strong but there can be only ONE victor in this battle! Rest, heroes. For tomorrow is the FINAL battle!Credit: @fischyplier
GOOD MORNING FIGHTERS!!What a wonderful morning for GLORIOUS COMBAT!!It is the final day and I couldn’t be happier with the results! You’ve really abandoned all semblance of humanity for the sake of MEMES! That is truly the road to victory! But let’s
R.I.P BOBKilled by GravityWhile scavenging an abandoned supply depot, Bob managed to find a fully stocked survival shelter with grenade launchers, machine guns, med kits, ned kits, BEANS, and a can opener. When he tried to enter the shelter he tripped
R.I.P. DoggoDKilled by WEE WOO and Mr. LipsDoggoD obtained Thor’s hammer. WEE WOO swirled his gun chucks while Mr. Lips hornkled on his kazoo. They locked eyes and realized their only chance of victory was to take down DoggoD together, alone they would
R.I.P. MR. LIPSKilled by WEE WOOMr. Lips smacked his way into the hearts of millions. Mr. Lips started an incredible cult based entirely on lip balm. Mr. Lips sang his sultry heart out… and WEE WOO saw that Mr. Lips wasn’t focused on the present.
All hail KING WEE WOO!Also special shoutout to DoggoD who had a VERY RABID FANBASE!!However, the judgement was always which fighter had the most entertaining memes. Mr. Lips was the surprise success that none of us saw coming, did not think he was gonna
Tried it
HeyMaybe it’ll have a happy ending? You never know.
Only an hour LEFT until the big show!! BE SURE TO PUT YOUR MASK ON FOR OPTIMAL VIEWING PLEASURE!!
Lol FYI I just said that “who’s the real darkiplier?” thing at the end cuz I knew it’d fuck with y’all. With Love ❤️ Asshole Mark
Tomorrow…
Hey haha! Come see this awesome sweet video haha! You definitely won’t be cursed haha! It’s completely safe haha! Don’t worry haha!Hey just to be safe haha! You might want to share this with 10 other people haha! Or it might be possible that a demon
Premiere for Chapter 2 scheduled for tomorrow. Set your reminders and I’ll see you there!
It’s time…
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The last thing you see right before you die…
Starting a CultReblog to join.We’ve got snacks.
Starting a CovenWe’ve got pillow forts.Reblog to join.No cult-members allowed.
REBLOG IF STRIPE
REBLOG IF SPOT
Starting a Support GroupReblog to introduce yourself and what you’re dealing with.All are welcome.
It’s not about me. It’s about you.
OH NOYou’ve been bitten by a:RABID MARKIPLIERYou’ve been INFECTED! Change your icon to this picture and then reblog to INFECT OTHERS!!
Partner
Pardner
Pordner
Pardino
Pimento
Puunter
WHAT A LOVELY DAY TO ROB A MUSEUM, EH PARTNER?
TODAY I WILL BE REBLOGGING HEIST MEMESThere will be many spoilers but I’ve held off as long as I possibly could! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!
I’m sorry what?
I emailed YouTube about the suspensions Obviously that’s bullshit so I emailed my contact and will follow up with them ASAP. I will work to get this corrected because it’s moronic that people would get their entire account suspended for spamming in
ANYONE WHO GOT SUSPENDEDPlease reply to this post with your YouTube username. Need to send some examples to Ops.
This is a PSA to let you know that I have changed my icon. Please collect your thoughts in this post. You’re welcome for the convenience.
Hey. You remember Alex Tima? From the Cryotherapy video? He just posted his first video. He edited it himself and everything. Go check it out.https://youtu.be/v0Li-EzhA48
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The Shmeeze
GRORG
spookums
Roger
Drippy
Choose your fighter.In 1 hour the least popular will die.
GRORG was taken behind the shed and bludgeoned to death with a shovel. GRORG left behind a loving golden retriever who will likely spend the rest of her days waiting for her master to return, never knowing GRORG’s true fate. In 1 hour the MOST popular
The Shmeeze was Murdered…The Shmeeze was found dead in a ditch off the side of the I-75 at 1:26am EST. In addition to being stabbed 37 times, it was also discovered that he was poisoned, beaten, strangled, drowned, and shot. In that order. The
Rogerwas the murderer. The evidence was undeniable. Summary judgement has been rendered and RogerWas placed in a shopping cart and dropped into the Riverton Ravine whereby he impacted with several conveniently placed outcroppings of rock. Upon further
spookums was reduced to a puddle of ectoplasmic goo by method of gooification. The resultant puddle of goo rapidly evaporated into the ether with a sound similar to that of very sad steam escaping from an extremely depressed kettle. After evaporation,
Heh… I guess the jig is up…It’s been fun but it seems as though my clever ruse has unraveled so allow me to finally introduce myself…Sir Glompheld C. Pufferton!!The mastermind of your most misbegotten memories! The dashing designer
Y’know what?
Haha I forgot to give you MY dossier! Not that you need it but procedure is procedure so here I am. See you on the ship, Captain!
mintytrifecta:Cinematic parallels
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