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What a rare sight! An actual post and not a reblog! What a momentous occasion!
I’M BAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!! It feels good to be back again! Honestly I’m surprised at how long the colored hair lasted. But I’m all for symbolic gestures so much like when I shaved my head at the start of this whole YouTube thing I think
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Just wanted to give a MASSIVE thank you to the people that made this project possible! We didn’t know what we were getting into when we started but I couldn’t be prouder of Amy, Kathryn, Tyler, Ethan, Pam, and Robert for pulling together and
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I needed to say this because I feel like respect has been forgotten.
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Hello! Recording a really fun video today that involves Tyler in a rather unfamiliar situation. Should be fun!
Keep calm, nothing to see here. Alright, please move along. No need to stare now. You take care, ok. Eat healthy. I’m chill. Stop it. M'kay. I’m. No. Eh…
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i’ve got another bathroom of echoes
Get ready to BEACH HARD!! We’re gonna yeah you how to make the BEST muthafuckin’ sand castle you’ve EVER seen!
Hey gang, just wanted to share some thoughts with you after the insanity that was this month.
Hey! Ho! Let’s go watch a compilation of spoopy moments!
I did a cover of Ed Sheeran’s Thinking Out Loud!Also… holy shit these past few days have been so the craziest blur you could ever imagine.My fingers hurt. My voice hurts. My abs hurt. My back hurts? My neck muscles hurt??But it was totally
Charity Livestream TOMORROW!! Starting at 10am PST on YouTube to benefit Direct Relief!
A wholesome video if ever there was one :PI play dead with Chica and she mlems me back to life!
Here’s me attempting to sing Say You Won’t Let Go by James Arthur live on stage during the You’re Welcome Tour! I had never been more nervous in my entire life than right before I stepped out on stage. I immediately ascended to new levels of nervous
Hey all! I know it’s late and I know that I’ve recently caused a bit of a ruckus but some emotions hit way late in the evening and I needed to have a heart to heart with you guys and genuinely thank you all for being here with me on this crazy journey.
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DAY 2 - Thank you Kansas City!!
DAY 3 - THANK YOU DENVER
DAY 4 - THANK YOU SALT LAKE CITY!!
DAY SPLEVEN - PICS FOR YUR GRUNGLES
HEYThe tag’s a little quiet tonight… where are you guys?
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After seeing so many students demonstrating and marching and taking action about the recent shooting and gun violence overall, I was inspired to say something about it as well and try to bring attention the their brave fight.
NEED A FAVOR!!I’ve got a video going up today but I’m at the airport right now and can’t make a thumbnail for it. Could someone please make one for me? Will credit in description! The game is called “The Silent House”
THE TOUR DOCUMENTARY WILL PREMIERE ON OCTOBER 13th.THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING COINCIDENTAL ABOUT THAT DATE.DO NOT CHECK YOUR CALENDARS.EVERYTHING IS FINE.WATCH AND ENJOY.WATCH AND ENJOY.WATCH AND ENJOY.
RE: The Post™️ and CONCERNS#1 —> The post as a whole is woefully inaccurate and boils down to a game of telephone where things are easily misinterpreted. For example, the question regarding Thomas Sanders was not “would you ever interact with
CHARITY LIVESTREAM is TOMORROW!! Less than 24 hours til we embarrass ourselves in front of thousands of people for the sake of charity!We’ve got live challenges! LITERALLY CHRISTMAS! Special guests! HOT CHOCOLATE FOR EVERYBODY! Secret punishments! NEW
THE FULL CHARITY SKETCH COMPILATION IS FINALLY HERE!! Including every single Eric Derekson sketch AND the ones you HAVEN’T seen!
INTRODUCING: THE PEEPRHailing from district 37. The peepr uses his uncanny ability to peep from behind various objects to sneak up on his opponents. Fights for vouyers rights.Strength: peepWeakness: bright lights
INTRODUCING: MAUL-IVERHailing from the isle of dog. MAUL-iver uses her uncanny speed and uncanny BITE to take down her opponents. Fights for MEAT.Strength: CHOMPWeakness: squeaky toys
INTRODUCING: CHUG-A-LUGHailing from the district of GREAT THIRST. Chug-a-lug is fueled by many milk. Fights for milk.Strength: WILL MILK YOUWeakness: unmilkable enemies
INTRODUCING: MR. LIPSHailing from district 23 and a half. Mr. Lips smacks his way to victory using a unique blend of tae-kwon-do and lip gloss. Fights for a nose job.Strength: these smackersWeakness: dry air
INTRODUCING: THE BWAAAAAANo one knows where The Bwaaaaaa originally hails from but currently works as a taxi driver in New York City. Always angry. Always horny. Strength: Inception HornWeakness: those thighs
INTRODUCING: BOBHailing from Ohio. He went to school. He works as a streamer and YouTube. All around great guy. Probably going to die first.Strength: Mistaken for the nice oneWeakness: other people’s stupidity
INTRODUCING: DOGGOD Hailing from heaven. DoggoD could wipe out all of existence with a single woof. Is a good girl.Strength: MIGHTY BORFWeakness: nap time
INTRODUCING: THE KINKSTERHailing from your darkest dreams. The kinkster will seduce you with his nipples to lull you into a fall sense of insecurity. When provoked, unleashes the kink source to become kinkier than you could possibly imagine.Strength:
INTRODUCING: GROMPGROMP unhappy. GROMP no like sunlight. GROMP no need team mates. GROMP tired. GROMP murder other people. GROMP gonna won. GROMP hungry.Strength: GROMPWeakness: GROMP
INTRODUCING: FRANKENLYPTOHailing from your district Transylvania. Created using parts source from many different bodies. Has a freakish wingspan of 6’6” despite only being 6’1”!!Strength: handsomenessWeakness: knees
INTRODUCING: SMUMPYHailing from underneath your bed. Smupmy watches you when you sleep. Smumpy is also watching you right now. Smumpy knows when you sneeze. Smumpy is in your house right now.Strength: Inside your wallsWeakness: he’s right behind you
INTRODUCING: WEE WOOHailing from the police district, wee woo always arrives just after he’s needed. An encyclopedic understanding of every law known to man. Not going to help in this lawless place.Strength: whappin’ stickWeakness: upstanding citizens
CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTERChange your icon to support your fighter and battle it out for supremacy. The next time I stop driving, one of these fighters will die.
R.I.P. SMUMPYKilled by The KinksterSmumpy unfortunately fell victim to The Kinkster’s cunning nipple clamps. What was supposed to be a safe and fun night among friends turned into a deadly car-battery induced night of terror. No safe word for this unloved
R.I.P MAUL-iver Killed by DoggoDMAUL-iver made the mistake of trying to take one of DoggoD’s toys. DoggoD exploded MAUL-iver with her mind. This doggie ain’t going to heaven…GROMP ate some meat that just so happened to explode into his lap.
R.I.P THE PEEPRKilled by FRANKENLYPTOThe Peepr thought he was safe in that tree. Little did he know about FRANKENLYPTO’s FREAKISHLY LONG ARMS!! FRANKENLYPTO poked The Peepr’s eyes right out of his head…GROMP found some tasty eyes just lying
TONIGHT WE REMEMBERThose who were lost in the battle today. Sleep great heroes, for tomorrow the battle begins anew!Credit: @fischyplier
GREATEST OF MORNINGS!!It is time again to give thanks for thisGLORIOUS MORNING OF COMBATBattle with honor! Support your fighter! Recruit more to your cause! And may the best fighter win!