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food-porn-diary: Giant Nantucket lobster tail and claw. [4032 x 1960]
animals-riding-animals: snail riding lobster
alexander–the-great: stealthydice: Society: Blue is for boys! Pink is for Girls!Me: Gender noncomforming lobster is my new aesthetic.
jay-marvel:Redraw of an old Sandy Cheeks pic done way before I even posted 18+ stuff, so it’s really dated. I hadn’t settled on a design for humanized Sandy, but I’m in love with the one I have now. Also I drew her with Larry the Lobster, but since
dancingloki: siraurion: vipvictor: ceruleancynic: mechanicaljewel: A lobster is smarter than me. that’s a mantis shrimp and it is definitely smarter than me whattt??!!! It’s because of how they see color. It was probably super obnoxious to
wynterwillow: foshoitsnikki: Remember time Drake got beat up by a baby lobster And Josh just stood there eating popcorn and laughing. This reminds me of how tumblr is sometimes.
ruinedchildhood: Court Dismissed, bring in the dancing lobsters.
stunningpicture: Lobster in a bucket looks like a gigantic monster on a metallic planet, and the waterdrops look like stars.
whatsagarb: ruinedchildhood: Court Dismissed, bring in the dancing lobsters. When I was little I thought they actually did this in court
fuckyeahride: jus-liv: c—bass: shredwisely: Eiki Helgason Lobster boards look so damn flimsy. Snapped and stomped. still looked cool
GIF sounds like Gif, not Jif, because GIF stands for Graphics Interchange Format. Case closed, bring in the dancing lobsters
unclefather: loudmouthed: smallgovernment: what’s the difference between an old greyhound bus terminal and a lobster with 36B breasts? one’s a crusty bus station and the other’s a busty crustacean since when is a 36B considered “busty” wtf
dominicanblackboy: Kameo gave Xavier hot ass a lobster treatment!!😍
novaub313: Real American Horror Story, FreaksPepper, Ma Petite, Lobster Boy, Meep, Ethel, The Twins
poe-tree: This photo from a 1938 issue of National Geographic captioned, “Anne and her family lived alone on an island. She enjoyed having tea time with her friends the spiny lobster and baby hawk.”
kurgs: skeletongrazed: skeletongrazed: what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ? one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean #i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
artimportant:Salvador Dalí - Lobster Telephone or Aphrodisiac Telephone, 1936
graceinfood: lobster & cream cheese wontons
formerly-deannmartin-blog: The photoset you never knew you needed until now: Leonardo DiCaprio throwing a lobster over the railing of a yacht.
whitenoten: Did someone say Lobster Rita
puffsaddy: thestrength: revyspite: oneoakdutch: ryjri: yivialo: :) Yikes WHO RUNS THESE ACCOUNTS?! JESUS LMFALOOO Wendy’s and Red Lobster ain’t fucking around! black people running these twitter accounts.
babyxbruiser: barber-butts: thelocaltrack: beechnutt: 🍽🍑🍽 I think I owe him red lobster 😳 :o 💞
1deep-dark-secreted-wife:Trying to get a keep a nice tan lol with out turning into a lobster again😇🥰💯❤️😊😘🔥
teenagesophiebennett: you know parents make such a big deal about explaining homosexuality to their children but when I was a kid I watched a show where one of the villains was a satanic cross-dressing lobster and never once questioned it
prettypasta: Lobster Mac n’ Cheese
theduchessofdorks: creativeconflagration: socialismartnature: Waitress Finds ‘None, N****r’ Written As Her Tip From Racist Customers (IMAGE) 19-year-old nursing school student Toni Christina Jenkins works at a Red Lobster in Nashville, Tennessee
♆Poseidon is my main bitch♆: sexual-lobster: glowcloud: lmfao yes saying u wouldnt date a person of...
breakfastburritoe: ordon-village: stunningpicture: Lobster in a bucket looks like a gigantic monster on a metallic planet, and the waterdrops look like stars. This is transcendental. THIS FUCKED ME UP FOR 3 DAYS
starshipspirk: revfrog: tenaflyviper: If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway. It has returned to my dash and I cannot fight the
congenitaldisease: Grady Stiles Jr. aka the “Lobster Boy” grew up to be an extremely abusive man. He beat his children and he raped his wife. In 1978, Grady murdered his daughter’s fiance. Due to his special needs, it was determined that prison
everybody-loves-to-eat: lobster requested by skyeribbon
loki-has: instructions on how to become close friends with me -go to my inbox/fanmail -say hello -proceed to keysmash for a good paragraph or so -add ‘and butts’ at the end -boom we’re best friends court dismissed bring in the dancing lobsters