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tastefullyoffensive: by Imitation Lobster
classicmeevs: unclefather: Does anyone know what’s wrong with me? You’re a lobster
daftplunk: juliancasabutchcas:Venting over. bring in the dancing lobsters
catchymemes: Conditional Immortality of Lobsters
theocseason4:this is so sad alexa bring in the dancing lobsters
jara257: ok idk abt u but there’s just something intensely powerful abt this one image of tom hardy dressed like a hobo, drenched in sweat and water while sitting in a lobster tank while manically looking around for some kind of answer like it evokes
omegaoutletreboot:lobster-yonsin-deactivated20200:My mutuals are all complete snacksAccurate
trishunahatesohio: live-lobsters-from-kmart: tab-irl: transgirl-link: Steel Ball Run nivrir: this is the only reason i get news notifications on my phone okay but they actually had a very calculated disregard for speed limits? some of the quick
2ndsubstance: twoheadedangel: the tenderness…. the whole quote is very heartwarming: “And we are not the only animal that has to teach our young. Old lobsters show their migration routes to young ones by holding claws, the way we hold hands, and
steeeeeevn: mazapanlesbian: teenagesophiebennett: you know parents make such a big deal about explaining homosexuality to their children but when I was a kid I watched a show where one of the villains was a satanic cross-dressing lobster and never once
imitation-lobster-meat:Probably my favourite single Achewood panel of all time
toastpotent: live-lobsters-from-kmart: That was supposed to be a private message.
jaubaius: Art Car with singing fish and lobster
chilewithcarnage:shawty got that…*covers phone receiver* are you sure this is what I’m supposed to say? are you positive? yes? okay. *continues* shawty got that lobster bisque pussy.
toon-linked: I found the Island Lobster Shirt (≧∇≦)
morgfandump: Really pushed my abilities working on this oneHave an angry green sea lobster
the-spirit-evolution: We all Know Evan Peters as American Horror story Lobster Boy: Tate: and Kyle: BUT Some of us also remember him as this dork from Phil of the future. Never forget Seth Wosner.
comrade-lobster: “bayonetta will never get into smash”
playugly: i’d take him to red lobster
thepigeongazette: Hey hey! I made a short story! It’s too long to post on Tumblr, so if you wanna read it, check out Tapastic or Webtoons! It does involve having to kill a lobster though (and being very bad at it) so if that’s not your thing or it’s
starshipspirk: revfrog: tenaflyviper: If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway. It has returned to my dash and I cannot fight the
teenagesophiebennett: you know parents make such a big deal about explaining homosexuality to their children but when I was a kid I watched a show where one of the villains was a satanic cross-dressing lobster and never once questioned it
whatsagarb: ruinedchildhood: Court Dismissed, bring in the dancing lobsters. When I was little I thought they actually did this in court
quann-fruts-malk: caucasianscriptures: I’ll have the lobster aunt played that long con
c2oh: ruth said where’s the fuckin lobster. no baby foods.
keepmywhiskeyneat: the-absolute-funniest-posts: thescienceofrandom: Jake’s Perfect Sandwich I love that he murders a bird and steals the soul of a lobster. Adventure time is also secretly the best cooking show on tv I cannot ever NOT reblog this!
santasexual: tenaflyviper: If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway. This is my laptop lockscreen
I need this + Peach Iced tea and lots of lobster
ROCK LOBSTER SOUNDS IN MY HEAD.
aishaneko: remember the days when you could show a cross-dressing satan lobster on a children’s cartoon show without parents bitching about it good timess
hairandglasses: hairandglasses: fun strip game to play over long distance (or not if you have a few computers): go to wikipedia and agree on a page that you both have to get to, like “hitler” or “star wars” or “lobsters” and click on “random
The hardest part of getting ready for the day is taking a shower- it’s always fucking freezing in my room so I don’t wanna go turn into a lobster one minute and then a snowman the next.
im-so-fancyy: alexander–the-great: stealthydice: Society: Blue is for boys! Pink is for Girls!Me: Gender noncomforming lobster is my new aesthetic.
whitedogblog: Rough Seas Near Lobster Point, Robert Henri, 1903
lunchbox-philosopher: skeletongrazed: skeletongrazed: what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ? one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean everyone stop this is my new favorite joke ever
squat-lobster: im sorry
notblurryface: davestrider123: lobster-senpai: davestrider123: I freakin love off the wall illuminati theories “Off the wall”. Vans. Vans off the wall. Vans are also cars. Who drives vans? Creeps. Whos creepy? Slenderman. Slenderman wears a suit,
alexander–the-great: stealthydice: Society: Blue is for boys! Pink is for Girls!Me: Gender noncomforming lobster is my new aesthetic.
truebluemeandyou: Guide to Darts Infographic from Enerie. Writers continue to reblog these infographics for their useful terminology. If you’ve missed any infographics, here they are: Know Your Shoes Part 1 Lobster Claws anyone? Know Your Shoes Part
weloveshortvideos: He’s scared of Lobsters
heh-witcha-bad-self: thenbhdofficial: danascullys: I once read a twilight fic where edward boiled himself like a lobster in the bath for hours so he’d be warm when he made out with bella need me a freak like that This is why I hate fan fic😂
sacrificeourlove: Remember the days when you could show a cross-dressing satan lobster on a children’s cartoon show without parents bitching about it?
oldmellowbricks: The Rowdyruff Boys had two dads and nobody had a problem with it One of them was even a cross-dressing devil lobster. Did anybody complain? Nope.
iamrickyhoover: gtbsayso: radicalmuscle: buzzfeed: These facts sound crazy, but they’re actually true. Ok but lobsters are immortal? Functionally immortal, But as with everything inherent in the universe far from invulnerable. A rather cruel
kurgs: skeletongrazed: skeletongrazed: what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ? one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean #i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
intensefoodcravings: Lobster Roll
dancingloki: siraurion: vipvictor: ceruleancynic: mechanicaljewel: A lobster is smarter than me. that’s a mantis shrimp and it is definitely smarter than me whattt??!!! It’s because of how they see color. It was probably super obnoxious to
phoebe-buffay: She’s your lobster!
zantonioz: Iraq Lobster
sexilexi46: ladycaramel13: 13 Inches All The Way Down My Throat His Dick Tasted So Good I Almost Took Him Yo Red Lobster. 😳😳😳
facetowelsandlotion:Red Lobster Biscuits!
shuttersmoke: GOTH LOBSTERS
tenaflyviper: If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway.
foodfuckery: Lobster Roll
