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I’m a motherfucking unicorn. blathwillburn: Had a fun and merry time videochatting with babes.(I fancy literally all of these people, they are great.)
literally me when my boss was ranting during rally abt all the stuff i bitched about in the VoA survey last week like the day after i submitted it n why it’s unacceptable LOLi opened my pepsi, took a sip and threw that fuckin pinky up i was thoroughly
literally me in the morning
chrysalisgrey:sorelatable: this is so relatable nobody understands the picky eaters
Literally selfie time 24/7 since I got my iphone
Literally me right now.
literally me every morning
princessflaw:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
charlesoberonn:charlesoberonn:Becoming a part of a new fandom likeseeing how awesome the fanart is
i’m literally not doing anything in this picture so i have no intro but this one’s a double PSA are you ready get readyWOMEN PLEASE PEE AFTER SEXwhy? because during sex, bacteria gets pushed up into our unfortunately short urethras up into our bladders
literally ALLL I WANT
Me: (as I’m looking at a man with long hair, a beard and an Overkill t-shirt) “is it Fathers day? Because he can be myyyy daddy”
sexforpizza: my life :)
(Shoujo) Manga Caps
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sushimonsters: URGGGGG… I NEED TO WRITE ESSSAAAAAYYYYYYYY. GOD DAMIT
I’ve literally never worked on a vest without drawing blood from sewing accidents.
circumcisions: circumcisions: sluttyoliveoil: hey someone told me you remind them of an owl who FUCK
Let’s Get Into It
nerdjpg: *looks at pictures of myself as time progresses* wow you can literally see the life leave my eyes
box316: im literally so sorry if you’re my friend and i don’t talk to you often
Seeing transmed bullshit on my dash reminds me that if you’re a transmedicalist who thinks you need dysphoria to be trans then fuck right off lol
pissbong: astudyingreer: fairyofsomething: hidingoutbackstage: I’m right and I should say it Wait. How are peoples with siblings greeting eachother then? “Hey” “Hey” “greetings, whore” “[fortnite dances]”
idiopathicsmile:the trouble with writing is that it’s literally always easier to just lie facedown on your floor and make inarticulate noises
princesshaywoodwrites: literally nothing is more annoying and obnoxious than someone demanding you do something that you were already planning on doing. Do you know how likely it is that I do the thing now? Zero. Zero likely.
ministryofinterior:not to be negative but some things really are unforgivable so can yall like stop insisting that we’re all gonna lead miserable and unfulfilled lives if we don’t forgive literally every single person whos ever wronged us
Steppin' around in the desert of joy
alrights: alrights: alrights: help im broke i spent all my money on coffee jk i have 5 more dollars just enough for another coffee help im broke i spent all my money on coffee
thepornographywasteland: I’m going to the gym until I’m 1 pound.
Accurate representation of my life.
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outraged: I wish I wasn’t so annoying like I even piss myself off
SpongeBob SquarePants
andillsay
Literally me with everyone
cassandraclare: Modern Jem and Tessa travel the world, too cute! walkingnorth-art: Will you come with me? For I cannot wait to share the world with you, Jem. There is so much to see. Modern Jessa because of reasonsThank you so much to everyone who
captainemmarica: nothing compares to that feeling when you discover a new book and it just consumes your life and you literally want to eat and breathe this book and when it’s over you think about it for days and days and the idea of reading a new
deaf-clint: literally half the reason i tag stuff on here is so i can go back and browse my own blog. i am my blog’s #1 fan
*heavy sigh for the girl trying to convince me feminism is evil and that I’m a bad person for thinking it’s a good thing*
flyawaymax:even when im not laying facedown on the floor literally, i am always laying facedown on the floor figuratively. in my heart or whatever.
cataclysmictranquility:do you ever look at your pet and you can literally feel your heart melting because you love them so much
extrapulpy: literally why does my roommate scream i dont understand??
burning-yaungol: winelesbian: winelesbian: this mermaid is velma’s gf i dont make the rules this is literally so fucking gay ….wtf the fuck Is this Alphidyne
I’ve just spent the past two hours edging over and over again, to the point where I’m literally in tears from desperation.. I’m finding it harder and harder to cope with my sexual desires as the days go by and sometimes I just get
The last few days have been the leakiest ever!!! I keep having to go to the toilet to clean my panties, my princess parts won’t stop drooling even though I’m not horny. I’ve literally never been this leaky ever. I sat down on a plastic
I literally stayed in bed from Saturday night after dinner to Monday morning except when I got up twice on Sunday at 6pm and 9 ish to get food (only because once when I stayed in bed for too long without food I promptly blacked out when I stood up and
Literally me (at 16-Bit Bar+Arcade)
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