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bigcopedipper: bigcopedipper: #Me Man I love my bed, but it looks so SMALL with me in it. It’s a queen-sized… You are a man of many hats. And of much sexiness…
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gaypornstar:When you’ve got class at 9am
Do not hesitate coming towards me to ask me if I want to be part of a folio project. Because I’m willing. I can do stuff inbetween commissions, I really really really really really really could use the money. Like… please. Invite me, let me be
the-gold-finch: Me: *finishes drawing* Me: THIS IS INCREDIBLE I AM INCREDIBLE WHERE IS MY MILLION DOLLAR one day later Me: it’s shit
my 2 goals for my senior year:-jerk the girl i like off (bc shes never done it before)-survive--thats literally it
Ask me anything and i’ll answer 100% truthfully and publically. And I mean literally ask me anything, no limits!!
Step (and I can’t stress this enough) on me. With @adult–goth
Me: I’m gonna make a small cute omo scenario text post. Just a little cute paragraph, straight to the point 😊💛Me: 1 hour later with a 500 page book that’s a trilogy plus long ass bonus special*-.. fUCK!
My girlfriend is literally my dream girl. She stands up for what’s right, she fights for the underdog, she likes sleeping outside and swimming, she cooks really good food, she’s a radical queer, she loves me and writes me poems, she’s
Literally what my heart feels like today except it’s still in me and it hurts and I wish someone could take it out of me for a little while.
flamingegg: pros to dating me: i’ll actually respond to ur text u can literally kiss me whenever u want (esp random neck kisses like yes please) we can hold hands butt touches cuddles? ? ? yes good i’ll play with your hair u don’t have to worry
snazzapplesweet: If you give me any positive reinforcement whatsoever i will go full doggo and hang on to that shit forever and my internal thought process will pretty much boil down to “!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
feathered-dragoness: dragonofenergie: “Why do you flinch so hard?” Maybe there was a time when someone wasn’t kidding when they swung at me. yup. right up there with “why do you get so panicky when people raise their voice?” males
averagefairy: i temporarily fall in love with like any guy thats nice to me at all like the checkout guy at CVS told me to “stay dry” this morning bc it was raining and i thought about him for like 2 hours after that
Random reminder that my Icon literally IS me. I do not use the description of literally lightly and I am sitting at my computer right now looking almost exactly like my icon messed up hair and jacket included.
mmcrunchie: okmdq: *wears an oversized leather jacket and messy hair* *leans up against some walls*
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jncos: *snifts wine* do i detect a hint of grapes?
In the pale moonlight
cats-and-cardigans: cure4hiccups: icapturedbeauty: This is literally my parents. Everything I do is wrong 🙃 FHS SHUT THE FUCK i’m literally on the verge of tears
igot7problemsandexois1:Yixing is now a main vocal, but he’s still a main dancer and I literally can’t handle anything right now
ughtree: de4fening: piratenunteruns: alecstasy: my anonymous friend sent me this and i thought this was really beautiful this it’s literally scary how much this post is me this is so perfect wow
Me: *satan dragging me thru death, loss and trying times. Literally trying to make me loss myself*Anyone:No one: Fiancé: I don’t think you can help, maybe we need time apart.Me: ok.. Anyone: No one:Fiancé: Me: who do I turn to?? Fuck.Anyone: No
If you touch my beard, I will touch your butt.
lead the way
muuuuuuuuuuuuuuurdock: me: i’m gonna work on drawing complex expressions and perspectives! :)) me: *draws the same character 500 times in a 3/4th angle with literally the same expression on every single drawing* me:
tiredbtw: person: *mistreats me* me: fuck them!! i deserve better brain: you literally Do Not
Me spending literally 80% of my time in the fetal position sitting or sleeping: this is what it means to suffer™
thexfiles: i literally will not tell people who are hurting me that they’re hurting me because i’m afraid of hurting them by telling them they’re hurting me it’s such a mess
Me: Sees literally fanart with Thane in itMe: How dare you hurt me like this. Shame on you. Blocked.
Literally me. I have never wanted children ever since I was 11, and everyone always tells me that I’ll change my mind when I’m older. Guess what, I’m older now and my mind still hasn’t changed. Then they proceed to tell me how
Lol ok @wantyoun0w @amberjoylovesagain these are literally the only non ( and partially) bearded pics I have in my phone ranging back years 😂 senior pic ( one of em ) Afghanistan 2010 and my buddies wedding in 2012 …. since y'all literally
why the hell are clothes so expensive? they’re literally just bits of material that stop us being naked in public. you should be paying me to wear clothes because you do not want to see me without them
I notice everything. And by everything, I literally mean everything. I notice when someone stops hitting me up like they used to. I notice when the way someone talks to me starts changing. I notice the little things that people do, and the little things
magikofficial: one last thing before I go that I just need to inform you all of, yet again: seasons 1-3 of Spongebob are literally, and I’m not exaggerating, the funniest television comedy ever
lilac-fairy: Y'all talking about inviting demons into your home.. Bitch u dumb… Good luck *sprinkles holy water around me and lights sage*
IT MAKES ME SO STRESSED WHEN SOMEONE IS ON MY FACE PAGE SOMEONE IS LITERALLY LOOKING AT MY TAGGED/ME (except its tagged/face bc im a dick) AND I AM FEELING VERY OVERWHELMED LIKE WHO ARE U ARE U CUTE DO U THINK IM CUTE
When someone compliments you and then you see them compliment another blog
cat-pun: me: is mean spirited, is always ready to fight, gets angry over small things also me: avoids confrontation, cant handle negative emotions, will die if someone is upset with me
pinnetree: me: god my entire life is a disaster im such a mess holy shit im gonan fuckign lose it me, literally 3 minutes afterwards: I feel so good today!! I’m just so happy that things are going well in my life and that I’m not stressed out or
This idiot literally every time someone send me a text or try talk to me. Wouldnt wish my worst enemy to have autism.
blindedbythedarkness: everyone in the world: we need to talk about mental health before its too late!me, literally screaming: everything is bad again!! im not coping!! i want to kill myself!! please someone help me!!everyone: ✔ read 19:43
godtierjanecrocker: that-stupid-tardis-sound: words i use in every sentence: no stop dude literally like seriously man that was a sentence right there “No! stop dude, literally like seriously, man.”
frightened: text post rule no punctuation if u need punctuation u can use lots of question marks for emphasis??????? mispell words so people know ur blogging in the gthrows of passion dont spell the as teh though what is this fucking 9gag or some shit
annakendreck: #UNINETELIGNABLE TAG ABOTU HOW MUCH I LVOE THIS POST OHY GMD OL #perfectly spelled tag of person/show/movie
johnvris: when you’re on people’s tumblr crushes when people respond to you r po sts when people call you their friend
i'll be alright
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