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slammyfart: scrungo: im a little bit drunk right now but i’m laughing my ass off because wallace is literally the most sexless being ever brought into creation look at him on a fuck scale of 0 to 10 he is easily a -30. he is nothing. he is a man in
dentiloquist: methylbenzene: Long story short my friend Derek did a 18+ panel at a con and he was literally sponsored by Bad Dragon and they gave him a free dragon dildo and he used it to frost a cinnamon roll and the nostalgia critic had a panel in
charmingfury: donutsandpacifism: dinocharges: toothless, go introduce yourself! bonus Rolling a two for seduction Oh my god she literally bopped him like cats do!!!
riseofwives: milly-aubrey: riseofwives: Come, lay beneath me. That’s right, beneath me. ~as she pushes her boobs up and down to make him understand literally beneath them~ What to do, what to do. On the one hand I could smother you with these, really
dissociating-in-wonderland: Omg I literally screamed with laughter and the boyfriend was like “what?? Nothing is ever THAT funny” and I showed him and he lost it too
ineffably-crowley: sparkafterdark: glumshoe: sparkafterdark: tenaflyviper: He is, however, perfectly willing to fuck with time and reality. And also steal your infants. He didn’t steal anything. She literally asked him to take the baby. Don’t
svmmichvn: ineffably-crowley: sparkafterdark: glumshoe: sparkafterdark: tenaflyviper: He is, however, perfectly willing to fuck with time and reality. And also steal your infants. He didn’t steal anything. She literally asked him to take the
scotchtapeofficial: scotchtapeofficial: pyronoid-d: scrungo: im a little bit drunk right now but i’m laughing my ass off because wallace is literally the most sexless being ever brought into creation look at him on a fuck scale of 0 to 10 he is easily
deverified: adifags: tariqah: violaslayvis: When you’re at the gay club & Azealia Banks comes on Literally I’m the lady at the back clapping RELEASE COUNT CONTESSA I’m the tops that can’t stop giving him in cash
gentlefemdomwoman: Not long ago, I had a guy friend with a big, soft tummy who would come over and I’d cuddle him and rest my head on/next to his belly. Literally one of my favorite things to do. Oh, and rubbing it — I loved rubbing his belly and
lynati: systlin: systlin: rocketmermaid: systlin: fieldbears: tattoo this on my flesh I literally had a friend say this the other day while having dinner with him and his husband. “Listen.” He said. “I served in the military. 10 years
i'm a wanderess;
lurlonde: IM STIILL LAUGHING
aobA HOW IN THE FUCK DID YOU EVEN FIND HIM. I AM LITERALLY ?????????????????????????????????????????????
rens diary replied to your post: hello new followers welcome to s… who do you ship Mizuki with? =3= literally anyone but sei and virus lmao. i have a particular fondness for shipping him with aoba, koujaku, clear, noiz, and trip.c’:
tinysquids: Im literally sitting here with my mouth wide open They let a man who has no medical degree and who blatantly lied about him being a professor and about his skill level perform an autopsy for the most important murder case we’ve seen as
helenakmanning: slashmarks: ameriphobia: i would literally rather have darth vader be our next president than donald trump. if darth vader ran in the 2016 elections, and it came down to him and donald trump, i would vote for darth vader without even
gurotrip: gurotrip: Haikyuu-Lamento AU?? Akaashi is Bokuto’s sanga and plays violin for him. Bokuto is a really strong touga but he never shuts the fuck up and he is notorious for being obnoxious. because he is Noya is Asahi’s sanga and literally
aichuuhell: Please no one ask me why I made this in literally 5 minutes. When I saw Eva’s outfit & color scheme in this card it reminded me of Kashuu from Touken Ranbu. IT SURPRISINGLY SUITS HIM SO WELL??!?!?
iwa’s arms are so good so thick i want oikawa to fuck em
@gurotrip rai is literally the sole reason i wanted to even play tbqh honestly but i wanted to save him for last but i couldn’t do it o(-(
sometimes i like to think about how hard oikawa works to get to where he is only to be one upped by some genius underclassman and i want to die
offbrandkreuz: rvzielx: puremchanzo: Anyway gabe is literally canonly 50 during Blackwatch so,,,,,no excuse to ship him with a 17 year old boy :) whos ur dealer i wanna smoke what ur smokin I can’t believe McReyes have a 21 year age gap and are
buyobuyoeffect:everyone reblogging those XKIT GUY SAVE US I HOPE THE XKIT GUY FIXES THIS XDDDD posts can go fuck themselves bc we literally drove the man to a mental break by circulating an accusation of him of being a SEXUAL PREDATOR. with no fucking
gs-goldstarz: kropotkindersurprise: 2015 - Here are some gifs of Donald Trump being attacked by a bald eagle named Uncle Sam, literally the least patriotic thing that can happen to an American. [video] #the freedom bird has rejected him
suricattus: tariqk: useless-lithuaniafacts: useless-lithuaniafacts: Vytenis Andriukaitis - the literal representation of Europe’s reaction at Brexit | Source But wait, there’s more Someone should have thrown a shoe at him. Everyone should have
2hot2bstr8: Seriously some of the HOTTEST fucking legs i’ve EVER seen!!!!!!! Omfg i want to cuddle with him and literally feel his legs on my body forever♡♡♡ Mmmmm…..
hugyerbud: phunguy: “PHUNGUY” - Joey & Brodie in My “Cum Fucked Collection” Joey gets the cum literally fucked out of him while riding Brodie’s cock! Hands-Free! HOT! Follow me @ http://phunguy.tumblr.com/ see the entire vid here:
silversponystash: stable86: This dumb motherfucker is trying extremely hard to make me draw him a fucking free comic. “Oh but its le collab” he says, yeah sure, who doesn’t fucking know crimsoncolt7 by now, the guy is literally spamming everyone
tyleroakley: bitchesxbacon: madibert: If you pretend like you’re flicking or hitting him as soon as he hits the screen it is so entertaining I LITERALLY JUST SAT HERE FLICKING MY SCREEN FOR 5 MINUTES. CAN’T STOP.
beyonceish: today i saw a scene couple in the hallway at school and the girl literally stopped kissing him so she could scratch his face and meow into his ear and he barked back i do not pay taxes for this shit
2hot2bstr8: Justin is so damn handsome and his body and bulge can just get it any time, any day…….literally that jock looks PERFECT on him♡
iwazu: Zura hasn’t wipped off the Shinsengumi yet because they’re literally the only ones in this godforsaken anime to call him Katsura
Alright this medication just isn’t going to work for meIt takes literally between 2 and 3 hours of constant tugging to actually orgasm, I’m not someone who lets circumstances get in between him and a nice fap. So my days have been cut short by…
joeywaggoner: Not only are the characters drawn well well here, but they all seem to have mini stories going on, like Mungdal is hitting on Princess Bubblegum (While Truffles is planning to literally hit on him), Mojo jojo is talking with General Scar
kittyroseman: umichan90: literally the best jack sparrow line ever ok Did you know that this scene was entirely unscripted? Johnny Depp just kinda went with this and no one stopped him, so the reactions’ on the other actors’ faces are their actual
vanetti: GUYS I WAS LITERALLY AT THIS SPEECH, I WATCHED HIM SAY ALL OF THESE THINGS WITH MY NAKED TWO EYEBALLS HOLY HELL
fuxkitugh: aidashakur: A man wanting you to cum before him is big dick, big husband, big daddy energy literally, the bar is in hell.
fxlthyangxl:if a man ever called me a 9/10 id literally never speak to him again like ???
myinterests:Wow. That’s all I have to say after hearing what all they did today. She was a VERY bad girl for him. And he brought something out of her (literally) that she didn’t know she was capable of. She’s squirted for me before but just barely
volhotwife14:myinterests:Wow. That’s all I have to say after hearing what all they did today. She was a VERY bad girl for him. And he brought something out of her (literally) that she didn’t know she was capable of. She’s squirted for me before
So I went out to the pasture to get my horse and he was literally sunbathing. He sat up when he saw me, I put his halter on and he lied back down on his side. I felt bad but I had to hit him with the rope or he was going to fall back asleep.
cum-fraiche: literally the more this man appears in my life the more i love him he has such a beautiful soul
mygayshoes: Today I saw a dude try to physically remove a teenage girl from the disabled seating on the train, complaining about his weak ankles and hypertension and how pathetic and discourteous youth were. She literally threw her prosthetic leg at him.
im-heem: thegirlwithcaramelskin: saturnsorbit: titytwochainz: lankthagod: mightymorphinlightskin: trapunzelll: ratchetfightsfb: holy shit.. literally knocked the snot out of him DAMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNN “That happened super fast” lmfaooooo He
eyan-j: whiskeyandcupcakes: biggie-wrath-wnt-b-sml-4-diddy: I literally cannot. Mo is my favorite cop NIGGA. i would PAY to see Mo chase someone. “HEY MOTHAFU…oh well.” This is what a good officer looks like. Need more like him.
kngshxt: Crazy how in murders literally caught on tape, cops identities are not revealed for their protection, yet the instant a cop gets shot the “suspects” photo is plastered on every major media outlet endangering him and his family without any
micdotcom: Watch: Samantha Bee gives a literal vagina monologue to take down Trump and the GOP still behind him
letmehithat: cartnsncreal: Also, as a point of reference, you’ll be hard-pressed to find anything “dusty or musty” about this woman: She didn’t even @ him! He literally had to search his own name, just to find her comment and attack her
the-real-eye-to-see: The kid literally came out her vagina and was probs breastfed but nahh so inappropriate for her to not hide her body around him. Stop shaming women for their bodies! They got a point about that white, I can’t wear anything
mellenabrave: weavemama: weavemama: I feel bad but this is so fucking hilarious if anyone is lost, Donald trump jr literally just tweeted out evidence of him being involved with Russia. Something this journalist has been trying to find evidence of for
swagintherain: this video is hilarious. watching him literally cower in fear in the bushes as he’s chased by dozens of people made my day
funyuns-n-coffee: popculturediedin2009: Harry Whittington apologizes for being shot by Dick Cheney, February 2006 Young people think we’re joking when we say that someone literally apologized to the Vice-President for getting shot in the face by him
bronzewitchhazel:Listening to Trump try and condemn racism is literally making me sick. Especially after this entire month of him attacking the Squad and other Congress people over the color of their skin. How about enabling racism and the ability to
tastyredcakez: holedigguh: Dude takes dick like a champion. The top literally can do whatever with him.. He bites down on the pillow to keep quiet.
xthegirlwithchristmaseyesx: Can we appreciate the fact that Drake has been saying for years now that he has a crush on Nicki and literally fell in love with her the first time he saw her (his words, not mine) and she has always maintained she loves him
youngblackandvegan: alivesoul: Gama Droiville I can’t shake this kid so I’m going to post about him. This is Gama Droiville Gama is literally a choir boy On April 14, 2014, Gama was shot twice in Brooklyn. The alleged gunman has been caught. I think
azizaoriginal: breweroffduty: alexandraelle:like I said, when your kid has the camera. lol. face all in it! happy Thursday! side note: papa is a trooper for dealing with us two on the daily. lol. I think we drive him crazy. This is literally the
silentbutgolden: plotprincessss: daddybearthings: When a couple been together for a while this is hilarious literally me an chris lmaoi got mad at him cuz he ate the last bite of my big Texas like… why would he do that Cuz a nigga was hungry!
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