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ispepsiokaysir: mariathemermaid17: crossinggalaxies: ispepsiokaysir: Good morning to everyone except the cop that made Karamo stop his car in Queer Eye as a joke and literally terrified him and the other four making them think he was getting racially
mrseucliffex: Natsu: *400+ years old, brothers with the evil dude, is E.N.D, raised by a dragon, had a dragon inside him, literally breathes fire, best friend is a talking and flying blue cat*Natsu: “Lucy is so weird :/”
caviarandcuckies: “Shhh…shhhh…I’ll be back soon. Now open your mouth….” When your cuckie starts to cry uncontrollably before you leave for your dates, it may be necessary to “pacify” him. Literally. -Perfection (my gif)
nfrgp: 30/1 - I gave Subbie a very very long series of oily slippery edgings last night … in the end I pushed him just a little too far, I squeezed tightly and he had the perfect ruined orgasm. I’m not kidding literally litres of cum just slowly
justchillingpapi: marvelgifs: LET ME JUST POINT OUT THE VARIOUS FLAWS OF LOGIC HERE. FIRST OF ALL DARWINS POWER IS TO LITERALLY ADAPT TO ANYTHING IN THE EFFING UNIVERSE. HIS POWERS DEEMED IT TOO DANGEROUS TO FIGHT THE HULK AND TELEPORTED HIM
thetatyler: Do you indulge in a bit of Netflix and chill?
moriartystayingalive: orangejuiceblogging: moriartystayingalive: My Irish friend didn’t believe me when I told him that in Florida there is literally a wall of orange juice in every grocery store. Florida. My greatest American stronghold. The center
claryfairhild: i’m so done with the way girls in twenties are treated. i’m so done with people who literally create timetable for us. 20- 24 find a guy, 24-26 make him propose to you, 27-29 get married. i’m so done. i’m do not want to get 2
viergacht: libertarirynn: kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd: blood-in-the-moonlight: why are people mean to Steve Buscemi? People literally go to live events and tell him he’s ugly and freaky to his face. Why would you ever do that? Steve Buscemi
nomorelonelydays:Literally heard a convo at the library where a guy was telling a girl that he’s an omega and the girl telling him that she’s a beta, and my mind just did not automatically connect the context to fraternity pledge classes at all and
dvandom: thetinygingerbreadgirl: theredkrayola: sonickitty: I was on the subway today, and when the train got delayed, this little kid was like, “fuck,” and a literal chorus of grown-ups went: “HEY.” let him say fuck I was at a crossing once
smokestained:literally just a bunch of gifs of shane winking because i hate him
batmanisagatewaydrug: I can’t believe the 2005 pride & prejudice completely understood that the ONLY correct characterization for Darcy was having him look mortifyingly uncomfortable in literally every situation he’s placed in. his body language
tinyconfusion: tinyconfusion: i always laugh whenever people who don’t like the tenth doctor say it’s because he acts all mopey after he loses rose tyler … like … he literally had the love of his life ripped away from him and yet he’s not supposed
cephalotodd: literally the only good het ships are the ones where the guy is absolutely dedicated to the woman and adores and respects her and knows she’s way cooler than he is and that’s why he loves her. and also she tops him regularly
awed-frog: secretgaygentdanvers: waytoomucheyecontact: stabbedinthebaklava: Forget the friendzone, tell him he’s the son you’ve always wanted. Queen Kristina of Sweden literally did this to her cousin Charles Gustav. He had been in love with her
weirddyke:tenrose is literally ALL about accepting and holding space for more than one thing to be true at the same time even if there’s paradox or conflict in those tandem truths: she’s going to stay with him forever but they can never see each other
unclefather: 0512-97: cybergata: This little girl loves her human enough to follow him in places kittens don’t go. Literally my first time seeing a kitty in water without fighting the waves are too big for her
profeminist: kawii-miso: profeminist: “a bouncer of this club asked a guy what “consent” was and he literally couldn’t answer so they didn’t let him in” - zach fruit This should be the way to get into any club.
bunjywunjy: anonymousfragger: twinkfraud: younger-chuckles: chadleymacgufferson: richardalexanderrr: tiralatele: lmao homeboy STRUGGLED Idk who he is but I love him This feels like a cartoon This is literally what it’s like to own a
ignitingthesky: flyinaminddance: aeneas-didntdie-forthis: aryainwinterfell: sirgnomethegiant: In Prince Caspian Susan literally throws an arrow fast and hard enough to pierce through a man’s armor and kill him. Savage. What’s even more savage
616nightcrawler-deactivated2021:granted i havent read lotr since i was 13 but the way legolas joins the fellowship always cracks me up, like hes literally a prince but they sent him as a messenger to basically tell the council like “whoopsiedoodles
queenqueso: About a year ago, my roommates and I were alerted to a cat that had been hiding outside for nearly two weeks in the exact same spot. When I picked him up, he was literally nothing but flesh and bones (hence the name), so weak he couldn’t
studenthungcock: seriously I would probably claim to be this guy’s biggest fan. I would let him literally do what ever the hell he wanted to do to me.
quickweaves: spunj: schlurb: wastedcouth: Found him literally wearing a police badge in the kkk photo I’m honestly so upset. The proof is mounting. Why is this country so fucked up. OH MY FUCKING GOD
thelilnan: ohgorman: whenever someone calls Odin the worst father ever, i think of Denethor who literally told Faramir that he wished he had died instead of Boromir And tried to burn him alive John Noble just does not play normal dads
valiantparadox: valiantparadox: GUYS I’M LITERALLY SCREAMING MY BROTHER MADE A REALLY NICE NEW FRIEND WHO LOOKS LIKE A YOUNG SAMMY AND HIS DAD CAME TO PICK HIM UP WEARING THE TENTH DOCTOR’S COAT, CONVERSE SHOES AND A SONIC SCREWDRIVER I’M CRYING
ivycross: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: WHAT IS THIS A FUCKING DISNEY MOVIE YOU LITERALLY SWEPT HIM OFF HIS LITTLE CAPTAINY FEET YA LIL PRINCELY FUCKER #seriously #it’s like Prince Eric lifting Ariel at the end of The Little Mermaid
#I could have forgiven him for literally any other crime #but destroying a book like that #no #have fun in hell (wheezyandherman) all seven of them preferably.
lordcornbread: vayena: put him back to normal Literal translations of distant languages are the best
clandestinicious: the-dream-operator: clandestinicious: this guy said “bye” to me and I told him “you too” and I have literally spent the past four hours debating whether or not that was socially acceptable “Bye” is an abbreviation
cheesyturtle: OKAY I WAS BATTLING AND MANAGED TO LEVEL UP MY TROPIUS AND THE MINUTE HE LEARNED LEAF TORNADO I LITERALLY BLEW MY SHIT THE FIRST TIME I SAW IT IT IS BASICALLY HIM SPINNING OKAY THERE IS SOMETHING FUCKING HILARIOUS ABOUT A GIANT BANANA TREE
bartohn: blizzardphoenix: bartohn: blizzardphoenix: biologizeable: biologizeable: My brother just started in a geology program this year, and one of the presents I’m wrapping for him is just a rock. Literally just a rock in a fancy bag and I am
politicalsexxxkitten: I didn’t message him at all and this is a prime example of pure trash and desperation. I literally didn’t say anything.
astropunkz:my feminist rage literally fuels me I was struggling to open a new pickle jar and my dad said “give it to me I’m a man” and I looked him dead in the eye and suddenly opened the jar without a problem I’m like the feminist hulk
de-a-n: I love the guitarist guy in mad max because literally his only purpose in life was to rock out while everything around him was exploding and shit and that’s fucking metal
therainbowtigre: Literally, I loved this guy! Even though he had very little screen time, I feel in love with him. He’s my new favorite role model!🦁
baitin: I love him. Literally my favorite Pokemon ever.
sailorleo: “All along Wirt was subconsciously fighting the will to survive. because… confronting your problems in life, for him, was more frightening than death.” i think about this quote literally every day of my life
ineffably-crowley: sparkafterdark: glumshoe: sparkafterdark: tenaflyviper: He is, however, perfectly willing to fuck with time and reality. And also steal your infants. He didn’t steal anything. She literally asked him to take the baby. Don’t
gs-goldstarz: kropotkindersurprise: 2015 - Here are some gifs of Donald Trump being attacked by a bald eagle named Uncle Sam, literally the least patriotic thing that can happen to an American. [video] #the freedom bird has rejected him
pumpkadouche: I want Gary to run into Ash again for the first time in pretty much ever and think to himself when he sees him in his XY outfit: “Damn, he grew up,” and to have his mouth literally become dry because of all the lewd thoughts that are
tomislavartz:🎨 Inktober Day 13: Ash 😅 So I literally drew Ash. I never drew him before and the way his facial anatomy works is a bit strange but Inktober is there to learn new things. I hope you like this 10min sketch 😅😅 Tomorrow the word
shigerussato:no because ash literally went all bf mode to professor oak when misty told him gary headed out lmaoo (proof)
yandere-dad: constantlyabnormal: Brad Kane, the singing voice of Aladdin, is literally riding a hover-board around our office singing “A Whole New World” Protect him
sleepy-chaos-cub: justmanlust2: wow literally texting him now wtf lol
azcouplemb520: azcouplemb520: Brianne will not stop teasing me, I’m literally leaking so much pre cum! So she sends these! Gotta love her right😎 M. As soon as he told me he was thinking about me, u know I had to send him these so that he wouldn’t
death-by-lulz: so spencer pratt is in my geology lab and we were using this really confusing computer program and i watched as he literally stared at the same page for like a good 20 minutes until someone came and helped him This post has been featured
rings-of-salt: The top photo is a picture of Sam when he is literally in a room with Satan. All the rest are him fighting clowns. His fear gauge might be a tad maladjusted. Petrified of clowns… but gives Satan the ol’ bitchface.
thecrazyalaskan: vexens-cheekbones: keyblade-assassin: zootheism: theres-ashewolfinyourcloset: notahoe: This guy is the definition of douche he’s literally an idiot I want to punch him in the face so hard Girls are still like ‘He’s precious.’
samsubchester: literally ran into misha collins walking out of the hotel and i just stopped and fucking stared at him and he just fucking smiles and goes ‘dont look at me like that’ bye
nodaybuttodaytodefygravity: And that is literally all you need to know about him.
frostingpeetaswounds: philosophicalpizza: frostingpeetaswounds: she’s literally leaning over him, sobbing her heart out because she just witnessed this boy she’s fallen for die before her eyes and he’s petting her hair, trying to comfort her
terminus-est: odins-one-eyed-fuck: gettingcrazywiththecheezewhiz: The dad cat liked to hang out in the sink by himself AND THEN THE KITTENS FOUND HIM HE LOOKS SO ANNOYED I DIDN’T SIGN ON FOR THIS SHIT. it literally can not get cuter than this I
blood-in-the-moonlight: why are people mean to Steve Buscemi? People literally go to live events and tell him he’s ugly and freaky to his face. Why would you ever do that? Steve Buscemi has never done anything to you. Steve Buscemi is really
plaidshirtsandpancakes: “Officer Wilson would like to thank all those who stood by him…” Oh, you mean the actual, literal KKK?