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girthyencounters: “Sweetie, that app you put on my phone worked perfect! I propped it up on the table and it took a pic every 2 min like you set it up for me.” “This is when we were just trying to get his big cock into me. God, it was
circagirlbri: What the actual FUCK! 3 main focuses here: 1) Stone, don’t look at Eddie like that!!!!! 2) Bitch put down the phone, you’re at a Pearl Jam concert!!! 3) For the guys in the back “GET THE FUCK UP, NO SITTING!!!!”
kingsleyyy: I like to hangout with people that make me forget to look at my phone
ileftmyheartinwesteros: I feel like a child, that’s how excited I am to go camping haha but I’m not gonna lie I am slightly nergous about be * nervous about bears holy hell my phone fucked that up lol
I’ve never been very good at friends but it seems like I’ve been dropping the ball even more lately. This girl I thought was flaking on me all the time actually hasn’t. I’ve missed her messages because my phone reset and I never
nerdymom4:💋💋💋💋Laying in bed stoned as fuck and couldn’t help but want to share these wonderful cleavage shots I found on my phone! Apparently I like to make kissy faces when I’m trying to be sexy 😅
placentalasagna: idioticteen: trying to avoid old classmates in public like leonadro dicaprio avoiding the paps Honestly Hehe, my phone automatically capitalizes his name… i think it knows i love him
I like putting my phone on silent.
this girl that i'm talking to on the phone sounds like my ex girlfriend!O.O
why wont my phone just die already. 1% for like ten minutes already!
alluviom: sometimes I feel guilty for skipping songs on my phone like I’m sorry song I love you I’m just not in the mood for you I’ll come back later though.
i-want-spankings: 😔 it’s stuff like THIS that makes me miss him and want to throw my phone.
kneedeepinsexualfrustration: “You were a stranger in my phone book I was acting like I knew ‘cause I had nothing to lose”
sarahstardusst: browngirlblues what are you doing rn?? Text me, I have like seven numbers saved as you in my phone I have a funny story for you On it
humilationdom11: Please humiliate me by posting this with my phone number. 7189138939 Thank you Sir. Happy to help out fags like you, douche bag. You did quite a job with the marker on that cock as well as the body writing, so I think you deserve
commitedforlife: thestraightlegitboss: Shit😂😂😂😂 🙄😏 I want to see someone reblog this and say something like: “Lies. This is all lies. It doesn’t. I poured some vodka on my phone yesterday and the only thing that happened was
charlesoberonn: lewishaoki: warcalledlife: Not sure why but this is how my phone took a picture of lightning Looks like it took half of this world, and half of a dark world. It’s so rad and creepy, gives the spook chills Science side here: The
sexbangs-deactivated20150430: i made a couple wallpapers for my phone and i figured i’d share ‘em with you guys! :) feel free to use ‘em however you’d like. 💚
88e30project: turakamu: movie: Why Megan Fox quit Transformers 3 Bay is a shitstain. Fuck this guy, we need less people like this in the world. I’m looking at my phone with a scrunched face rn.
blackhornyhotties: Cool, I can stream Hi-Def Porn to my Phone with this software. This is like the Netflix of sex! Download it Free Here http://bit.do/free-online-porn
peppermint-galaxies: Haha i did it wrong. Its more like wake, feel around for my phone, get on tumblr until im slightly awake, stumble in to the kotchen and make coffee.
I like clingy people. I'd rather have someone who blows up my phone and shows that they care than someone who texts back 10 hours later.
Gotta say, podcasts are one way to help assuage loneliness. Keeping me moving forward and not crashing into a horizontal surface. It still requires my phone but its better than a video means I can have more attention on what needs to be done. Like eating
sunpunxx: If you’re one of those people who thinks executive dysfunction only happens for things we don’t like (school, cleaning,) then please consider the fact that I’ve been meaning to plug my phone in for 20 minutes and I’m now at 2% and still
waywardchangeling: charlesoberonn: lewishaoki: warcalledlife: Not sure why but this is how my phone took a picture of lightning Looks like it took half of this world, and half of a dark world. It’s so rad and creepy, gives the spook chills Science
wannabefashionjournalist:
raptorific: I hit words at random on iOS 8’s new predictive text feature so I could see what type of sentence my phone thinks I’m likely to say, and
huskyhuddle: The Wonder Twins, the first year as requested by anon :)Unfortunately many of these are instagram photos, all of them are from my phone, like I said in the ask I lost all of 2012’s photos and was unable to recover them. So I have very
titanios: if you’re… drake / don’t touch my phone / fuck verb / i woke up like this / no hard feelings / picasso’ art / not cute just psyco / hate you / 90′s / damn weed /bae
plotprincessss: munroesplace: misterdelfuego:delrrey:OMGNot even gonna act like I didn’t just do the same thingI did that same shit in my phone!!!! 😂
kathyrion: I’m really happy I tried out Tumblr again. I never realized how fucking addictive it is… seeing my phone’s led blinking for every new follower, reblog, like and message. I love it when it’s constantly going off. I get so turned on
whatthefuckdidyoulanadelsay: victran: roadxzombie: dayofthetoitles: keto-genic: Bacon-Wrapped Cheeseburgers (Recipe) WHAT IS THIS SORCERY?! Let’s become burger wizards holy muthafucka On my phone that looked like Mac n cheese instead of shredded
rootandrock: This is what natural citrine looks like. A pale, “oily” yellow, not the orangey you see in heat-treated amethyst. This one also happens to be a nice “Trans-channeller” (Taken with my phone, per usual, on some parchmenty paper,
ivoryrectal: Awesome, I can stream High Quality Porn to my Phone with this app. This is like the Netflix of porn! Download it Free Right Now http://tinyurl.com/pornfreestream
breedingpassenger: Take her to Hot Topic. She begs and pleads for this “cute skirt.” Buckle like a fool and buy it for her. Sitting at work when I hear my phone buzz, and get this video message from home. Where’s she get that jeweled butt plug
tooplayful4you: wanderlustingcouple: A couple of pics Mrs. WL took of herself and left on my phone for me to find. Please repost if you’d fuck her. She likes seeing who’d be willing to fill up her tight little pussy. Only if C is ok with it 😉
charmingthetedious: am i the only person that only reads fanfics on my phone???? like desktop or laptop??? ain’t gonna happen
acapelladitty: gothamsgaygirlgang: who tf drew superman looking like this I JUST wanna talk me when I switch to the front camera on my phone by mistake
garfimbo:garfimbo:sometimes I read a post that makes me look at my phone like patrick bateman looks at the business card
akindplace:These are a compilation of tweets I found and saved on my phone as reminders for when I feel like I need to feel validated or reminded that I am a worthy person no matter what and I thought you guys might need those too (part 5)
kristina100000:liking my mutuals posts while they are asleep so i can overheat their phone to keep them warm in their sleep
holewiki:i know it’s 2020 but this is like one of the funniest memes i have saved on my phone and it’s all i can think about every time i see a spotify wrapped post
dyatlovpassingprivilege:makahitaki:meatsleep:dyatlovpassingprivilege:slop him so good i have him looking at my phone after like “so that’s gromit scared?”Op what the FUCK does this mean?? whatever
akindplace:These are a compilation of tweets I found and saved on my phone as reminders for when I feel like I need to feel validated or reminded that I am a worthy person no matter what, and I thought you guys might need those too (part 1)
riseofthecommonwoodpile:smartphone storage plateauing in favor of just storing everything in the cloud is such dogshit. i should be able to have like a fucking terabyte of data on my phone at this point. i hate the fucking cloud
dialupmodem: i hate how my phone makes times links like “hey what are you doing tonight?” i can’t click on that what if it’s a link i can’t risk it i can’t risk another rick roll….
