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czycouple: Found this gem on my phone. B likes to watch me fuck my ass and apparently he takes pictures too!
to-many-cupcakes: to-many-cupcakes: Ugh I’m just really depressed rn Like I just got back home and all I want to do is sleep kind of want to shut my phone off and check out, I’ve just got a lot on my mind and having a moment maybe a quick rest
thetinygatsby:gallusrostromegalus:draconym:I like that my phone always autocorrects “neurodivergent” into “biodiversity.” That’s right. My friends and I all fill different niches in our social ecosystems.@draconym the tags
englland: englland: I GAVE MY FRIEND MY PHONE FOR LIKE 3 MINUTES WHAT THE LITERAL FUCK FOURTY FOUR YEARS
oneohtrixpointnever:i’ve never cracked my phone’s screen in my life can someone tell me what that level of personal failure feels like
schoneseelen: BOOTYMAIL (SUBMISSION): I WAS RELAXING, MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS WHEN MY PHONE STARTED VIBRATING LIKE CRAZY. PICKED IT UP AND OUT POPPED JAZZ’S BEAUTIFUL, THICK ASS.HE SAYS THIS WON’T BE HIS LAST APPEARANCE, WE’LL SEE IF HE CAN TOP
I had to grin when I got the picture on my phone. Looks like my daughter was too horny to be subtle this time.
supertitoblog: carmessi: i converted that pic into a special bootyqueen’s cover, it’s kinda lazy but i like it =P My new walpper for my phone XD
steakpanties: steakpanties: I almost dropped my phone into my soup. don’t text and eat kids. it’s kind of like I’m telling u not to text and consume children. which is also a good message.
oneohtrixpointnever: i’ve never cracked my phone’s screen in my life can someone tell me what that level of personal failure feels like
cruz52d: cruz52d: Some things I’ve done… A quick sketch from a lovely submission I got from a friend… I drew this on my phone using an app called sketchbook… I hope you guys like… Let me know what you think… ASK - MY ART - SUBMIT Awesome
bootyoptics: comfort-in-debauchery: My phone is fucked for a little so here’s a booty pic I took like two days before I smashed my screen 😊 bruhh
mikeymacks: I couldn’t stay away from my favorite gal :DHoping to use her in an animation soon.This could make a good lock screen for my phone…P.S. - It looks like the transparency might be messed up when you view it outside of your dashboard. Here
andava: Commission of the past. Like Gadayum… I abosultetly hate my phone up. I totally forget this was supposed to be posted a weeks ago. It kinda blew over my head. I should have known better. < |D’‘‘‘
jacobdanielss: It’s a little blurry, as my phone didn’t want to focus, but here’s my belly feeling like it was about to explode :P
mistr3ss-l: This is how i’ll leave you slave. Bound, covered in latex like a good gimp, and a fuck machine filling your ass as i leave to meet my date. I’ll be watching you on my phone on the live stream i left on to expose you as the fucking bitch
pleasepresstart: hahaaaa enjoy my surprised squeak when I noticed and a hella confused orgasm. Also I accidentally knocked the box holding up my phone in the confusion.. Look, it didn’t smell like pee but tbh I reckon it’s just very diluted pee.
carmessi: i converted that pic into a special bootyqueen’s cover, it’s kinda lazy but i like it =P My new walpper for my phone XD
dappermouth: I told my boyfriend that he looks like a sexy Luigi and now I’m locked out of the house. Luckily I anticipated this and charged my phone so I can keep sending him hot pics of Luigi for several hours if need be
thehighpriestofreverseracism:thehighpriestofreverseracism:thehighpriestofreverseracism:So I’ve just been going through my phone and I have like 3k pics saved that I’m trying to delete/reduce off my icloud….and rediscovered some pictures, in
thehoosh: kidkendoll: thehoosh: kidkendoll: lions-dimensional-mane: “Steven, I need you to go inside my gem and find my phone.” “Sorry to make you come all this way.” What I like is how each Pearl’s monologue gets shorter and shorter.
heyyyci: scuba2000: virtuheaux: airlesscell: More vines like this I support this motion 10000% ^^ this is the sweetest gesture i’ve ever seen My friends just go through my phone when I’m sleep 😓😂
: “To be one of those guys he calls up and for me to make it there, it was huge for my confidence just to have him call my phone. I looked at it and I was like, ‘Eli Manning? Is this working?’” - Cruz “One of the guys that was at every one
share121: myclassywife: noisilythoughtfulgladiator: myclassywife: My wife says I’m very spoiled when it comes to the pictures and videos that she sends me. She’s right, I forgot that I had this one on my phone. Hope you guys like it as much
mjalti: mjalti: I hate giving ppl my phone number cuz then they’ll be calling and texting me like … this is my safe space … show some respect a voicemail bitch a voicemail? are we married?
detectivehole:“i let my friends/partner go through my phone” people baffle me like i don’t even have anything worth hiding on mine and id still turn it into shrapnel before i let anyone browse through it. id prefer it be a fine metallic
torpedoesarts: My character Ethan. My phone camera kinda made him look like he’s glowing… but I reckon that’s no bad thing.
ALTThis blurry speck is a spotted towhee. Trust me.I haven’t been on as many birdwalks as I would like. Recently I had an opportunity to interview for a part time job at a local botanic garden, so I took advantage and brought my binoculars to the
o-bucky-o: Sharing some art I’ve had on my phone for a long time (not my art, message me if this is yours) I could use a hug like this right about now. ❤️
bliissfulgold: Felt like drawing a little father-daughter adorbs with Sasuke & Sarada. Quality is a little weird since I sketched the lines in my sketchbook and had to take a picture of it on my phone to get it into PS; No scanner 8( .
jackal-of-debauchery: god-of-debauchery: jackal-of-debauchery: god-of-debauchery Huh, I actually have a few of those on my phone. Well damn. I was browsing a bit through my laptop folders and thought youd like them. Beat me to them though. Lol Yeah,
bbwsrock: stacy42g: I like this view of my ass… I set my phone on video & set it on the bathroom floor in a restaurant & took some screen shots from the video. Stacy42G (via TumbleOn)
jakke: GPOY, remorseful walrus edition. Holy eff my cheeks are going to be cold today. Also I like how the rapidly degrading active pixel sensors in my phone’s camera pretty much provide a built-in Instagram filter. Vintage-quality photography on
gaogaigarwing: sekushipaichi: Found this gem buried in my phone; hope you like my moment of silliness ♡ Cute!
I’ll be back in two weeks, guys.If you post any selfies, pop me in the tags, and I’ll find them, so I can reblog them.TTFN x
I just realized Trip’s birthday is next week, so I’ll probably try finishing that pic and post it then.
threelisabeth: so sorry for my delayed response to this email, i have been very swamped being a confused and frightened idiot who can’t do basic life tasks like respond to her emails
chellzaintshit: heauxactivities: chellzaintshit: IM IN THE LINE AT STARBUCKS AND THIS MAN IS SO CLOSE TO MY BACK LIKE CAN YOU CHILL When this happens to me I literally turn around and face them, still on my phone, until either they back tf off or
whiskeystainedeyes: Some bum pics lost and found again on my phone… it looks to me like there’s a face missing beneath my bottom ;) X Red
holy-horny-hippie-batman: I just went through my deleted pictures on my phone and I actually kinda like this one. :)
playfully-sadistic:forever waiting for a cute sub to hump my thigh and whine “I can’t cum like this”, while I just play on my phone and tell them “You will or you won’t cum at all”
jaclcfrost: having strong levels of attachment to several different characters and series is incredibly difficult because it’s like. who do i set as my phone background. and laptop background. what do i center my theme and url around. who do i put as
exhibit101: Woke up in the middle of the night last night with a raging hard-on and a huge urge to relieve my balls of their hot sticky load. I thought you might like to share the gush of semen so I grabbed my phone and went to the bathroom for a spot
can-u-not-my-wayward-son: australiansanta: one of the scariest things to happen to me was when dad caught a shark and put it in the freezer and i didnt know and at like 3am i came down half asleep with only the flashlight on my phone to see and i opened
jaclcfrost: having strong levels of attachment to several different characters and series is incredibly difficult because it’s like. who do i set as my phone background. and laptop background. what do i center my theme and url around. who do i put
kisskiss-spoopitup: so i was looking at my phone at work and my coworker was like “aww what’s that big smile for? texting your girlfriend?” i was looking at kaneki ken
bellamysbelle: nothing gets my heart racing like thinking i lost my phone
gingerlikescookiedoughicecream: ileftmyheartinwesteros: I figured out how to upload pictures from my phone so I can show you my ridiculous dog lmao He looks so sweet, what’s it like to own a Basset Hound? I really want one… Hello! Well, they’re
ivoncuhhz: Made me go “awh..” lmao! Cute as fuck and those dimples bruh! Haha my son will be like this (: brooo, my phone wall paper! <3
beaugarcon88: littlebearchaser: I couldn’t help but grab my phone while I was trying on clothes. Of course, like always im all strapped up in my harness as well. Wow. Just… Wow.
russiantwinkjohnny: That kind of morning when I’m incredibly horny barely after awaking he he.💤 Even still wearing my superhero pj’s lmao. And this time I made it all over my phone! 💦Brilliant!😠 Like the load? Spread the world! 😏 Don’t
nvbianprincess: I’ve been letting this photo of my bum age like wine in my phone
witchsmoke: pomegranateandivy: I am going to print this out, laminate it, and keep it with my gloves and spade. ahh my phone app crashes last time I tried to reblog/like this, I’m so glad it came back around!
I just found an old iPod shuffle. So happy because EMERGENCY MUSIC that won’t run down my phone. Like so freaking happy. This is a good thing. Downloading my old playlist for it of Celtic and Sinatra fun. I missed it
