like goddamn
NSFW Tumblr
find like goddamn on porn pin board
like goddamn clips
like goddamn videos
faggghaggg: tardisalert: ♥♥ Fffff…
mjalti: I love reading books cuz for a couple hundred pages, all these goddamn problems aren’t mine to deal with HA! this must be what God feels like
sorrynotsorrybi: breathingsboring: Was Elrond in a gay marriage? We don’t know, because it’s none of our goddamn business. … No matter what Elrond got up to, it didn’t effect his ability to perform his job like a boss. And that is to provide
argumate: bibliolithid: argumate: the trouble is humans are literally structured to find “a wizard did it” a more plausible explanation than things just happening by accident for no reason. How dare a wizard make humans think like this goddamn
ratfuck:my decision not to migrate to twitter when everyone said the porn ban was going to kill tumblr makes me now feel like one of those people that missed boarding the goddamn titanic
primros-e: feelin like a goddamn river nymph 🕊
nebulasnovasandnightsky: look if you unironically say ‘money can’t buy happiness’ then either you’ve never faced a real financial struggle or you’ve achieved enlightenment, because goddamn does financial security feel an awful lot like happiness
louddy: some of u are like “i’ve been on tumblr for a year! i can’t believe it’s been so long!” i’ve been on thsi goddamn website for 5 years and i can’t escape hell…..i remember tumblr prom……the fucjkign mishapocalypse…….
jasonmighwanna:homotoiletsex: truckercock: Looks like a lot of the truckers I’ve sucked off, so let’s post it. Goddamn… I’d love to be on the other side of that wall. this is why I stop at roadside rest stops on trips..
chicagno: dreamerofderse: So I get this letter in the mail from a college (usually I just throw them in a pile) but I look on the front and there’s a goddamn earth-orange on the envelope so I’m like “well now I have to open this thing up” and
asmilinggoddess: ok but one day tony is like “how the fuck do you afford things. you’re captain america you dont have a goddamned day job.” and steve just looks at him “tony, my bank account has been gathering interest since the forties. im fuckin
tyrionsansas: ereri-is-love-ereri-is-life: dggeoff: im sick and tired of fuckin frozen everywhere like “do you wanna bui-” NO BITCH I DONT WANNA BUILD NO MOTHERFUCKIN SNOWMAN ITS FUCKING SUMMER THIS SHIT CAME OUT IN GODDAMN NOVEMBER STOP FUCKING
ereri-is-love-ereri-is-life: dggeoff: im sick and tired of fuckin frozen everywhere like “do you wanna bui-” NO BITCH I DONT WANNA BUILD NO MOTHERFUCKIN SNOWMAN ITS FUCKING SUMMER THIS SHIT CAME OUT IN GODDAMN NOVEMBER STOP FUCKING SHOVING IT DOWN
marshaloves1d: thorinmyside: hiphopfightssnacks: omfg i hate my dad’s computer he has a fucking profanity filter i feel like i’m on goddamn neopets or something LOOK AT THIS SHIT OH MY FUCKING GOD Please ask your dad where he got the profanity
wardrobespierre: pbh3: First time experiencing the rain. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THAT’S THE CUTEST THING OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY FUCKING GOD LOOK HOW FUCKIN STOKED SHE IS ABOUT THE RAIN LIKE “THERE’S WATER FALLING OUT OF THE GODDAMN SKY RIGHT
call me crazy butI’m pretty sure that dude didn’t SEVER HIS OWN FUCKING SPINE LIKE REALLY YOU EXPECT US TO BELIEVE THAT HOO SHIT WOW GODDAMN
adulthoodisokay: cparvum: just-shower-thoughts: Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is? This thing needs a goddamn warning sign don’t fuck me up like this
Things I adore: Pushing Daisies I really love how the insert for the Pushing Daisies DVD is a menu and all the DVDs are pies. Its so goddamn adorable and, in general, I like when the DVD/blu-ray case for something is themed after the thing, instead
I have been avoiding using my PC because my new power supply is so goddamn loud and I can’t for the life of my figure out why or how to fix it. Pretty much every review for the thing talks about how quiet it runs but this thing is like a vacuum
I’m a little pissed off right now. My mom set up a dentist appointment today, which is fine because I haven’t been in like 6 years. But apparently set up other appointments leaving no time for an actual appointment making it a big goddamn
all-this-goddamn-pastry: love sounds like the best reason
I love how unfazed Qui-Gon Jin is considering he just witnessed Jar Jar hork down an entire turkey like a goddamn anaconda.
h0rnybttm: servant4alphas: fagbottomtobeused: Goddamn I want to be (continually) raped and bred by an entire frat like this Me too! Can I please be this bottom
skottfrii: rodtahoe: phatrabbitkiller: butts shaped like hearts get dripping wet and make creamy farts Goddamn Oh wow 😯😮
gemiblu: alyssaties: gigyas: DO YOU SEE THIS? DO YOU SEE THIS FUCKING JAR? THIS SHIT IS CALLED COOKIE BUTTER. THEY SELL IT AT TRADER JOE’S AND IT’S BASICALLY EXACTLY WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE: SPREADABLE GODDAMN COOKIES. THIS SHIT HAS THE TEXTURE AND
spockcicles: pureironimpala: three word horror story: The beep test OKAY SO AT MY FUCKING SCHOOL ITS CALLED THE FUCKING PACER AND THAT JUST SOUNDS FUCKING TERRIFYING ENOUGH BUT THE FUCKING BEEP TEST SOUNDS LIKE A GODDAMN ELEMENTARY GAME BUT FUCK NO
fuckkk-me-senseless: aurealia: bloomai: f-reska: jeandrea: wnslw: vuox: Literally he looks like he is making the unf noise. bye I’m gonna kms This is just too much. wow i cant even goddamn he’s sex Again cause fuck you
izzydoodledump: latenitelevision:tricountyshit: dookiediamonds: cosmic-noir: izzydoodledump: Scary Kids show villains FTW! The Amoeba Boys look like they are made of nightmares. These are goddamn terrifying No love for the gangreen gang ^ or roach
kaliri: Remember when you were leveling through Northrend and Arthas would show up every 15 minutes to do this pose and monologue at you about servitude. And then he would just fuck off back to his Evil Ice Castle like the goddamn 90s cartoon villain
fuyahana: Blair from Soul Eater as a Patreon’s Tier 4 fanart request from pengin senshi in September’s batch. I haven’t watched much of Soul Eater but of course I like Blair. She’s in the first goddamn episode lol XD so this is a great deal! Pengin
mcsweezy: purple-yoshi-draws: Belated Bornday Beauty Mark for @mcsweezyEdit: Forgot the beauty mark godammit fug i thought i reblogged this already because GODDAMN THIS IS NICE like HOLY SHIt man! This is fan fucking tastic! I hecking LOVE THIS
car-sonofmilos: viperbranium: byebyebriar: The Four Elemental Power Walks Water: Earth: Fire: Air: my favorite thing about this is that each of them is walking in a different direction, it’s like these girls are off to conquer the entire goddamn
orbispelagium: jerkstorecalling: fiztheancient: i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video I could probably recite this entire video, word-for-word, on demand. Goddamn, this is nearly thirty years old and it fits like a glove
spyroflame0487: donkey kong get your stupid fucking ape hands off of me touching bananas and shit goddamn i hate you so much i cant even eat you because i get the fucking power of looking like a fucking onion fuck you donkey kong
bulph: themightyglamazon: tabbran: darthkres: thetrippytrip: I can’t believe they oblitered straight men like that @tabbran please add lemon man story to this PRESENTING LEMON MAN That was a wild goddamn ride god this was worth the read
blowjobsfrombehind: Off topic, but Bailey Jay is hot like the goddamned sun. (If your dashboard fills up with multiple copies or variations of this post, it’s because it doesn’t seem to want to let me post this. I cannot apologize for that, though,
booandorange: slimmerboo: sveltte: The other day I made a thing about colors. Here it is I guess??? hahahaha what am i doing ….this is too fucking useful it’s like all the shit I’ve been seeing for years about color just goddamn clicked fucking
vaguelydown: clumsyoctopus: you get an invite to a gay wedding you open the card “WARNING: SHONEN-AI, YAOI, BOYXBOY, THAT MEANS BOY KISSES!!! LIME/LEMON LATER. DON’T LIKE DON’T ATTEND, RVSP PLZ” God I am so goddamn old.
edgay: why the fuck is everything so fucking loud at night i just want to get some goddamn cereal without it sounding like a fucking atomic bomb going off
politedoge: you know what really fucking gets my cookies frosted sometimes??? i’ll be on the goddamn blue website scrolling along and suddenly come across a picture like this and i actually stop scrolling and go out of my way to share a picture of
lemonade-cat: the-goddamazon: angrybabysitter: this ponytail is everything Goddamn and the light caught that shit just right. She’s crowned in rosy auburn clouds. I like the main character what anime is this?
xtoxictears: bootyscientist2: I hate that some people are so dense that they need disclaimers for every single thing, like when women say “men are…” you know good and goddamn well they aren’t referring to every single man. It’s billions of
ocfos: officialleoneabbacchio: Orange Cat: [unfriendly/somewhat sharp meow] Second cat slowly looks at the camera. Man, filming, bashfully and sounding somewhat frightened: Sorry! I’ve never fuckin seen a cat move like that, and it feels so goddamn
hypotheticalwoman: rb-modblog: geometricdeathtrap: so long space cowboy I’m 95% sure that squirrel is dead Bullshit. I’ve seen squirrels fall 50 goddamn feet out of a tree, hitting every branch on the way down, and then they just jump up like,
juststareatthestarsforever: broccolimilkshake: haramipakistani: manda: circumcisions: MY MILK POURED OUT INTO LIKE A CORKSCREW PATTERN??? WHAT WHY IS THIS MILK IN A BAG WAt WHY DO WE HAVE TO GO THROUGH THE MILK IN A BAG THING EVERY TIME GODDAMN
caffinatedstory: pansexual-icey: I’M SORRY BUT THE NORWEGIAN BUTTER CRISIS OF 2011 JUST CONFUSES MY GODDAMN BRAIN BECAUSE HOW THE ACTUAL FUCK DOES AN ENTIRE COUNTRY RUN OUT OF BUTTER. DID NORWAY JUST COME DOWNSTAIRS LIKE: N:*Opens fridge* HELVETE
rastafarifit: fierrrrrrce: corrupted-teens: isaiahdior: losteight: gorillaxbiscuit: i couldn’t not reblog this Fuck where are the girls that actually want this, like I GOT YOU. i got us. fuck. Crying :/ Goddamn man …
hiyappu: yo nidaime looks angry as fuck like who the fuck disturbed my goddamn sleep again
riskpig: fifty-shadesofgay: castielsunderpants: straighttohelvetica: Easily the most horrifying line of dialogue I’ve ever heard in an animated movie. NO BUT THIS WAS SUCH A GOOD GODDAMN MOVIE LIKE THE MUSIC IS FUN AND SUPERB THE CHARACTERS WERE
outofthewoods:I fucking hate how high school teaches you to determine your self worth by a number…I know in my goddamn brain that I am a person, I am so much more than a percentage or a letter grade but I still feel like shit about myself whenever I
fitspocean: elletiburon: sometimes when I’m angry or stressed or sad I think about whales just swimming around in the ocean, doing whale shit. like, they’re the biggest goddamn mammals on the planet. they don’t have time for little problems. there’s
orionpacksapunch: Goddamn, like..pretty fucking much, yeah. *scoffs* It’s not really fair..
thesodomylobby: Trying out a dark brown color on my facial hair. Also got a high&tight haircut for the first time but you can’t tell because the hair on my scalp always looks like a goddamn Tunguska desolation photo.
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