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thatlittlepinkstar: Goddamn. Those lips. Those FUCKING lips. I hate that women are made to feel ashamed of labia like this (calling them “meat curtains” or some shit; what the fuck is that?). It’s beautiful. And fucking sexy. Feeling lips like
lastallianceofelvesandmen: moyaofthemist: saint-tibbles: his gardener who will fuck you up #sam may be like 3 feet tall but he has bigger balls than you do faramir #struttin into mordor like it’s nothin#ready to clobber aragorn with a goddamn
The first time I posted pics of Marry Lynn I said something like “She looks like the girl next door who would give you a blowjob on the first date,” and I totally stand by that. Goddamn what a naughty, sexy little piece!
harmonicakind: angryqueershakespeare: peterfromtexas: Ok…now what? I am laughing so goddamn hard at this it’s like… I imagine this is what a pole dance at an asexual bar looks like just me and a bunch of other asexuals admiring the strength
pushpulldynamics: experimentalpotion: pushpulldynamics: experimentalpotion: pushpulldynamics: SO GORGEOUS I DIE FUCK THIS! WHY THE FUCK HE IS SO BEAUTIFUL HERE??? LIKE… HE IS GODDAMN PRINCE HERE, AND IT´S RIN WHO SEES HIM LIKE THAT! TI´S FROM
nasty713: suckmesleezi: yourgoodgirl: beckythemodel: nataliechronicles: sweetness1980: Goddamn he’s eating it like a beast! I need that. -Swoons- DAYUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMM, I need me a nigga like that! drowning in the pussy. I was done at ”
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theawesomeadventurer:buy this fucking cologne to smell like a fucking bee smell like a fuckgi bee a goddamn bee from a fuckgi in movie a god dam n fuckien bee
mefffisto: tylerthebadwolf: Still don’t understand how dudes manage to look sexy doin this. His room is a DISASTER and he should look a hot mess all stretched out like that. But GODDAMN. It’s like I can’t look away! Kik: MeffistoFaust
multicolors: aliciaaadanielle: THIS BODY GODDAMN It’s like I’m jealous but at the same time I am not because as good as curves look (especially on her) I don’t want them on me like that
allmyswallows: She wants it deeper, goddamn it! If you ever meet a girl like this… marry her! The one girl I knew like this I let get away :-( She couldn’t take my whole cock, but she made herself gag trying. And she loved every fucking minute
sailorflorana: his dick should be hiding in the chamber of secrets? i hope i never come across a dick like this in my natural born life like I’d have to kiss it and tuck it right back in his pants noo goddamn way is that comin anywhere near me. I’
yourblowjobprincess: Pin me down with those strong arms and destroy this tight little pussy, big boy. Use that cock like a goddamn battering ram. Make me whimper and purr and squeal like the little girl I am as I cum all over your cock, again and again
videogamesandsex: harmonicakind: angryqueershakespeare: peterfromtexas: Ok…now what? I am laughing so goddamn hard at this it’s like… I imagine this is what a pole dance at an asexual bar looks like just me and a bunch of other asexuals admiring
loomborn: Rose in The Answer, regally stepping out of the bushes like a mystic creature of the forest: No, no don’t fear, I wanted to see you Rose in NWAFA, pushing out of the bushes like a goddamn truck in cold sweat: gernet you gotta tell us how
paigescribe: @mcsweezy I’m sorry I just had to
drawnbuttons: So I was browsing bondage art for references for things and I also checked out the super cute, and sometimes really evil (sexy-evil), art by @mcsweezy and I really wanted to draw something with his characters and well.. here’s a Nikita
Also some guy in a bike tried to race me while I was in my test drive. I was like “Uhh I don’t even know how to drive this car but ok, let’s go”Boosted all the way to 45MPH like a goddamn boss.
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sindri42: dezdemonomania: officialqueer: Controversial opinion, but ur allowed to like things that suck Like, sometimes there are just shows or books that are so goddamn awful for any number of reasons… But ya still like ‘em somehow, and that’s
azzietehlion: fagbottomtobeused: Goddamn I want to be (continually) raped and bred by an entire frat like this Would love to record real Frat Hazing like this someday.
lissabt: Comics about Comic-con! My dream scenario also includes grabbing drinks and becoming twitter friends and just plain bein’ cool like Fonzie. Like a goddamn pro. Consider this a formal apology to everyone i meet this weekend. By Lissa Treiman
magnetoapologist: or because she’s surprised there’s a fucking arrow right next to her face like anyone would be this is an animated children’s movie like y’all really gonna have the time to disintegrate into a goddamn existential crisis nah
theshiningd2: unionhack: Remember that time when Rick was in Code Lyoko like ~10 years before Rick and Morty even aired THEIR HEADS MORTY, THEY’RE HUGE LIKE THE BIGGEST GODDAMN FOREHEADS YOU’VE EVER SEEN, MORTY *BURP*
alohomorashlie: sometimes you just need a 3 a.m. C.N. Blue spiral shhhhh don’t look at me like that i want to know what country Jungshin saved in a former life to be graced with flawlessness that goddamn face and hair like u can do whatever u want to
jon-snow: some girls do a messy ponytail and look like magical fucking fairy princesses i do a messy ponytail and i look like a goddamn founding father
tfw i find a blog called anti-female receipts or some shit and they are a bunch of TERFs lol… like if you are a TERF you are anti female and misogynistic… goddamn hypocritical assholesAlso TERFs’ comebacks are always shit like “omg
biteythevillain: listen if nothin else im just happy i got the emote off becuz i was laughin like a goddamn jackass & it got like 2 ppl on the other team 2 confess their undying love 4 me so theres that
officialqueer: Controversial opinion, but ur allowed to like things that suck Like, sometimes there are just shows or books that are so goddamn awful for any number of reasons… But ya still like ‘em somehow, and that’s fine It’s not required
sourcedumal: sourcedumal: nickroblesart: Elven Knight Paint Sketch (2014/Digital)Still really dig how this looks! Omfg. And he has the high top fade…. like…. glory… Ok, bringing this back because IT’S A GODDAMN ELF WITH A HIGH TOP FADE LIKE
beallmysinsrememberd: jon-snow: some girls do a messy ponytail and look like magical fucking fairy princesses i do a messy ponytail and i look like a goddamn founding father that’s fucking badass and if anyone tells you differently you should declare
lemon-drop-soda: Goddamn This kinda stuff gets talked about a lot and I’m in no way the first and only person that’s talked about it But like Feederism is a really fucking cute kink At least the way I see it makes it adorable It’s like saying
pudgybug-deactivated20220510:I’d just like to say that not everyone enjoys being called a pig/hog/fatass and any other terms like that, so maybe don’t call them that in your first goddamn message
angryqueershakespeare: peterfromtexas: Ok…now what? I am laughing so goddamn hard at this it’s like… I imagine this is what a pole dance at an asexual bar looks like just me and a bunch of other asexuals admiring the strength required to rotate
foodchewer: mikalhvi: gentlemanbones: “What is that, some kind of stone, like a heating stone? An odd pattern, it kind of looks like— …Oh.” is that a goddamn condom full of spaghetti this is amazing
marshmallowviscera: I feel like everyone has two kinds of friends the friends you always babytalk and compliment constantly and hug and adore and would never say a rude word to the friends you greet like HEY FUCKTRUCK ANSWER YOUR GODDAMNED IMs OR I’M
rookhazel: canoftoast: shoomlah: lissabt: Comics about Comic-con! My dream scenario also includes grabbing drinks and becoming twitter friends and just plain bein’ cool like Fonzie. Like a goddamn pro. Consider this a formal apology to everyone
beta-ninja: I always laugh at that scene in The Devil You Know when Shaw flirts with Root because on a scale of 1 to 10 Shaw flirting was like barely a 2 and yet Root was just so goddamn flustered so I like to imagine what would happen if Shaw were to
matthcwlillard: “it feels so good, brigitte. it’s like touching yourself. you know every move, right on the fucking dot. and after, see fucking fireworks. supernovas. i’m a goddamn force of nature. i feel like i could do just about anything.”
pingagirl: palidoozy-art: palidoozy-art: saw people doing older Frisk, and went "oh man that looks like fun” so I did it. Then I felt like drawing the others, because I enjoy feeling warm feelings sometimes. also I’m a dirty goddamn shipper
struggleman: slavery: That video of the nigga putting ice cubes up his ass and his mom walk in and he say he was hot…. It be like that it really dont be like that though boy goddamn it really dont be like that
It’s so goddamn weird to know there’s actually a protagonist that I like. Usually I pretty much could care LESS about them and be more like “oooh hey look this minor side char that has like 1 full line in the whole damn fiasco is so
“The truth is that the only time I’m happy is when I’m doing absolutely nothing. I don’t understand people who like to work and talk about it like it was some sort of goddamn duty. Doing nothing feel like floating on warm water to me. Delightful,
Seriously, wtf is wrong with my neighbors!? One second, they think it’s hilarious that their pet dog is yipping like mad an waking up the while damn neighborhood, and now, the wife? is goddamn screaming like a lunatic (which occasionally sound like
dezdemonomania: officialqueer: Controversial opinion, but ur allowed to like things that suck Like, sometimes there are just shows or books that are so goddamn awful for any number of reasons… But ya still like ‘em somehow, and that’s fine It’s
renbomb: ever see somethin you typed out and ur like what the FUCK bc you typed it out like a goddamn asshole like fuck man I don’t talk like that I swear
theshatnerian: ladyshinga: Bunch of white straight dudes mock the need for “safe spaces” but flip their goddamn shit when minorities say stuff like “hey maybe we can be included in stuff like scifi/fantasy stuff”, saying stuff like “I PLAY
themidgardiansongstress: awesomeflotsam: A PSA to all those writers out there who like to make it seem like Loki’s some kind of fragile, delicate little snowflake: This is what he looked like after falling through space, traveling through a goddamn
officialqueer: Controversial opinion, but ur allowed to like things that suck Like, sometimes there are just shows or books that are so goddamn awful for any number of reasons… But ya still like ‘em somehow, and that’s fine It’s not required to
andymuschietti: The Lighthouse (2019) - Dir. Robert Eggers “Goddamn your farts! You smell like piss, you smell like jism, like rotten dick, like curdled foreskin, like hot onions fucked a farmyard shit house. And I’m sick of your smell. I’m sick
prkingricoswag: musclefeign: cagedjock: I need a gym like this Who would workout in s gym like this… I would lol Goddamn I need go there at gym like this don’t mind I would that turn me on…where does gym at?
macrolit: “The truth is that the only time I’m happy is when I’m doing absolutely nothing. I don’t understand people who like to work and talk about it like it was some sort of goddamn duty. Doing nothing feels like floating on warm water to
you’d imagine my goddamn surprise when i saw cynthia’s artwork for the first time and was like “o shes an umbreon lady cool” and she in fact does not have a goddamn umbreon
c-n-u: my absolute fav thing is when people think they’re cool & superior for liking anime that isn’t considered mainstream, like why are u even trying. u like anime. it doesn’t fucking matter what anime ur watching you’re a goddamn nerd
homuracide: BEE MOVIE IS SO FUCKIN WEIRD LIKE WHAT THE SHIT THIS LADY FALLS IN LOVE WITH A GODDAMN BEE AND THEN THERES THIS PART WHERE THE BEE HAS LIKE SEXUAL FANTASIES ABOUT HER AND THEN THE BEE SUES THE HUMAN RACE LIKE WHAT THE HELL
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