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agonizingtheorist: You know what I hate? When people get pissed off when you tell them you don’t want them to touch you. Like excuse me, I don’t actually want you to touch my arm. I don’t want a hug right now. I don’t give a shit if you’re
luanlegacy: wimpynoodle: this is something higher than hd and it’s making me so uncomfortable what the fuck… this looks like actual depth….
baconsloth: deoxyhemoglobin: I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding
chocolate ‘Christmas Pud’ cupcakes (because i don’t actually like Christmas pudding - don’t tell my nan though!) Recipe here, but i used my own recipe for chocolate brownie cupcakes. Now i’m going to watch The Bleak
thisisb: togepistew: paigeygrillonefit: Just gonna leave this here. I don’t think anyone gets like this is actually me at the gym. hahaha
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iamianjacob: Someone buy me some clothes but like actually please do it.
thechanelmuse: You cannot tell me that some of these don’t sound like actual articles. In case you missed it.
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kangaya: do u ever have that default username that you always use and if a site already has it taken youre like . speechless
Ok lemme give you a little backstory. This boy Spencer and I used to work together, back in like…2009. One time this dude out of no where sent me a picture of his dick and I ignored him forever. I never gave him any attention or even gave him any
ellimist: AT DINNER MY PARENTS WERE TALKINBG ABOUT MY FUTURE WIFE AND LIKE TELLING ME STORIES THEY WERE GOING TO TELL HER AND I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING AND THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE SO FUNNY UBT I WAS ACTUALLY LAUGHING because im gay as hell
stripper-locker-room: letthem—eatcake: I like the whole vibe of this picture because it’s actually me
damnassrock: damnassrock: actually me this is so flawed tho because a 600/hr girl is gonna be charging 3.5-4k a night. 2500 is like a 3 hour rate?
teamgrounderpounder:You ever dream something so fucked up that you actually feel a little concerned like excuse me brain what the fuck did you just create
presidentrapunzel: m0rethanyoubargainedf0r: catdad: If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success. I reblogged this at like 4am and I’ve spent the whole day thinking about it and randomly laughing This bunny is actually me every single day
crueller: Actually Jesus was gay and saw some cute guys and was like ‘nail me ;)’ but the Romans misinterpreted his flirtatious nature
because-blackgirls-duh: This is the kind of ingrained racism no one wants to acknowledge exist.
holyschm1tt: have you ever had a legitimate crush on a band member like to the point where you’re not even fangirling anymore you just actually love them
xenolithia: netflixandkoolaid: Beyonce going off on Blue Ivy and then staring at the camera like “the fuck you lookin at” will forever be funny GOLD
This is what my hair looks like when I actually comb my curls. Lmao. (≧ω≦)/
Love fucks you up like an evil angel, You so cool, cool as ice, But playboy you tell fucking lies.
porpentine: i’m into really low commitment hangouts like lying on the floor near each other or falling asleep together or falling into an endless void together
agonizingtheorist:You know what I hate? When people get pissed off when you tell them you don’t want them to touch you. Like excuse me, I don’t actually want you to touch my arm. I don’t want a hug right now. I don’t give a shit if you’re family.
teamgrounderpounder: You ever dream something so fucked up that you actually feel a little concerned like excuse me brain what the fuck did you just create
legalmexican: I actually grew up to be Angelina
I want a girlfriend so I can buy her clothes, bras and panties I actually like shopping for that stuff :)
ben-walker: do you ever lay in a position so uncomfortable you can actually feel it damaging your body but ur too lazy to move
confident-fear:nesgadol:reblog if ur mom is smart and beautifulThis is one of my favorite sites on here because everyone who reblogged it truly believes it because their moms won’t actually see it
meatbicyclevevo: captoring: 4w-k: all time favorite quote c: shoulder shoulder shoulder shoulder your favorite quote. is. shoulder. shoulder. shoulder. shoulder. actually it’s sholderersuersould
ldolised: Life is actually so chill when you have this mentality
pityfriend: *jokes about making out with you until it actually happens*
drwhothefuckyouthinkyoutalkinto: acelaurens: steven-universe-official: foreskin-salesman: Don’t get your kids piercings until they’re old enough to actually know if they want it. I’m sick of seeing 8 year olds with ear piercings. Crystal clear
xristinaxcx: unethnics: i actually have a really good fashion sense, i just have no money ……………πόσο αυτό;!
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w0manifest:Here’s a cool trick to see if a man actually respects you: try disagreeing with him
hawaiiandragon: Nostalgia is a dirty liar that insists things were better than they actually were.
seedling: it is actually really sweet when someone stays up late to talk to you
stevemt: lyjerria: pay attention to who actually takes your feelings into consideration 🤷🏻♂️
memories:if posts were cats, I would have 32864 cats, which actually sounds about right.
thegoodvybe: things i need to do: clean my room get a college degree learn how to have healthy relationships things i want to do: play with puppies and kittens find someone cute to cuddle and make out with drive to the ocean things i actually am doing:
7l7l7l7l7l7l7l7:i actually lose interest when i see myself trying harder than you
duzy-pies::admin: this one is good actually Never underestimate the powers that cat
meanprincesa: get you a man that actually does the things you post about on your tumblr.
macmilf4: That moment you realize you do actually have an hour glass figure. Yeah….its a lot like another pic. But its my blog. I can post what I want to. 😂😂😂😉😉 Send in submissions!mostlyamateurs@yahoo.comSnapchat and Kik:Mostlyamateurs
brunettes-n-sunsets: and-you-thought-you-knew-me: Lmao okay this is embarrassing paused in the beginning 😂😂😂😭😭😭 but the anon wanted it so here… This isn’t like actual singing for the record it was a damn snapchat damn 😳 why
vanquishee: Actually Jesus was gay and saw some cute guys and was like ‘nail me ;)’ but the Romans misinterpreted his flirtatious nature
notanearlyadopter: marilynhanson: this means so much to me. so much Okay but like actually this is the most thoughtful gift IN THE WHOLE WORLD. It might seem to make more sense to give Ron the precious family heirloom (remember that Molly’s brother
