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hoegay:have you ever just…. TRIED to give off gay vibes? like, put actual effort into creating ‘gay’ energy so people will just sense your gay ass in the room??? is this just me??
I can ignore my arousal really well. I love the feeling of being turned on itself, so I can actually just sit here all hot (but no so bothered) and be fine not doing anything about it. And then I’ll just go about the rest of my day or night.
mrcomatoseoverthr: shuckl: wildy0ungbeautiful: shuckl: could i pay someone to take over my body who actually knows how to look after it so they can like. make me healthy again and then let me take over once i’m fit n healthy You mean a personal
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So my friend @amaluelmwood showed me what the heck ko-fi is, because I am slow at investigating and do not know things. If anyone has the urge to encourage my nonsense, you can buy me a coffee.
I’ve given up with trying to block all the porn bots that keep following me. It’s like a never ending battle…
mrcomatoseoverthr:shuckl:wildy0ungbeautiful: shuckl: could i pay someone to take over my body who actually knows how to look after it so they can like. make me healthy again and then let me take over once i’m fit n healthy You mean a personal trainer
sakuraoogami: tumblr confession im certain that half the people im in a mutual follow with dont actually like me
spesiria: It’s great that fandoms always get me out of my comfort zone, but for the love of god next time I decide it’s a good idea to draw biker!AU Thorin and Dwalin on AN ACTUAL MOTORCYCLE despite the fact that I’ve never drawn anything like
feedus-reedus: The Walking Dead — The World We Knew Is Dead WOW. this was like a movie preview. REALLY GOOD. Made me want to watch all 3 seasons over again. (I actually just watched it twice.)
I think the reason why I hate my job a lot of the time is the fact that I get misgendered/grouped with women and I just want to say “Plz don’t group me with these cis people I’m not cis oh welp you’re gonna do it anyway.”
pssst! You should commission me! Esp because it looks like I’m going to be able to go to get professional help through insurance without my parents finding out, but it’s still gonna cost some. Soooo… help me get mentally okay!
ganzee: SEND ME SONGS IN MY ASK & ILL LISTEN TO THEM & RATE IT totally not my type | dont really like it | it’s ok | pretty good | i started downloading it 2 seconds into it
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helenasund: gierlichmypussy: when people give me compliments I feel like a vending machine trying to accept a wrinkly dollar and it’s just really frustrating for everyone involved I’ve never related to anything more in my life
taylormilicevic:Still bloody, but so worth it. 👊 Got a piece of LJG on me forever.
genderoftheday: Today’s Gender of the day is: 2008 Pete Wentz Falling down
kogamishinya: dad: *plays some old music in the car* me: holy shit dad! did you know this artist was inspired by araki hirohiko’s hit series jojo’s bizarre adventure?
hhhh ok gwyn and I are super stuck on doing a couples cosplay for katsu. we want to!! but a lot of the project ideas haven’t quite. worked for us. so like. pls message me with ideas? for context here’s some pics of me and here’s
bloodspire: take me to frog church i worship like a frog at the sign of your church i’ll be a big frog and you can be a big church
dajo42: one time in an english class we were making notes about shakespeare’s life and the teacher was like “his father was a glove maker” and the guy next to me started laughing really hard so i looked over at him his pen had stopped working before
youneverfailtoamuseme: troylerhart: stucky-til-the-end-of-the-line: Do you ever just pause while reading a fic because you can’t handle the cuteness and you’re just like THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENS. NOT EVEN EXAGGERATING this is me
rexzayn: Part of me hopes Kylo Ren doesn’t get redeemed. He’s like Darth Vader. Both murdered people they loved in cold blood for no actual reason and yeah, Anakin ends up showing he had light in him but everyone still sees him as the villain he
blogtimevortex3:Damnnnnn 😂 tennant, stop looking at me like that😳
memewhore:unfriendlyblackhottiesanonymous: derpycats: This vine speaks to me on a metaphysical level Actually me tho That cat flopping across the floor like WTF IS HAPPENING????
also in that AT clip Jermaine kinda sounds like Greg to me but I’m assuming he’s not actually voiced by Greg and that’s just my SU-centric brain talking…
that made me think “do scallops even produce pearls?” and it turns out they do (just like other bivalves) but I also found out that certain types of scallops produce a non-nacreous pearl called a scallop pearl or a Lion’s Paw pearl. Apparently
thank you guys for all the recs, btw. This is reminding me of 10 or so years ago when I couldn’t afford to reup my WoW sub so I went hunting for free-to-play MMOs and free trials to fill that niche for me (and F2P wasn’t as common as it is now). I
latelycravingmore: All I really want right now is for someone to sleep with me, like actually fall asleep with me. Wrapped up in my arms, tucked tightly under the blankets and our legs intertwined. And then just be there in the morning when I open my
dilclo: justanothervividparadise: dilclo: choke me not sexually like actually kill me how do you sexually choke someone… thats the most innocent thing ive ever heard
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spock-sock: queensarcasrn: mauridianhallow: rtahuniverse: cannon-fannon: THIS SPEAKS TO ME ON A MOLECULAR LEVEL RIGHT NOW. You are witnessing a broken human being This is actually me like constantly now The older I get the more I identify with
hotdaughter: choke me not sexually like actually kill me
modmad: potentialforart: plasticroyal: British people in summer.this is actually me though modmad too real It makes me so happy he sounds like Neil Buchanan.
cosmic-artsu: As suggested by aobabe, Mink in the bikini Clear picked out. …S-somehow I feel like Mink would kill me for this. ;w;
at costco with my brother and he keeps looking at me because i can’t stop thinking of that fucking au and laughing my ass off.
what if koujaku actually knew some german. like after he and noiz have been dating for awhile, koujaku decided to learn some simple phrases. not because he’ll be using them any time soon but just because. and so usually noiz would say things
i lied to my parents and said i felt too shitty to go to school but in reality i just didn’t want to read the chapter i had a test on today wow i’m an actual piece of shit.
boobs are nice in theory until u actually have them.
raesterling: My mom gave me a box full of old, mostly floral, fabrics - so I got to sewing! Here’s me wearing some of the things I made so far.
teamnowalls: me considering following a non black person: *searches who they interact with, who theyre mutuals with. what i know about them offhand, what they post vs what they like, how many black people they have on they blog and if they actually give
garnetprincesss: gregwuzhere: chillxmami: I like my alone time… it’s actually a necessity. Because of my schedule I don’t get any anymore unless I stay up late and it’s killing me. I absolutely need my alone time. Thankfully my husband and
maybe-itdoesntmatterr: localstarboy: I actually like driving alone bc I can listen to the same song 96 times in a row without anyone stopping me 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊
theterrencejohnson: gregwuzhere: theterrencejohnson: gregwuzhere: I’m having one hell of a morning, how bout y'all? You still alive and well…I’m glad it wasn’t worse Thanks bro. His insurance is jerking me around so I’m using mine though
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untaintedcuriosity: I’m trying to find the strength to finish this paper but all I can think about is how much I miss Sofia. You are an angel and I love you eternally. I miss you so much and I actually really like these photos of me heh. Thank you
theoncomingstormofgallifrey: such-a-retardis: catswithbenefits: why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.
twerking-poproxy: MY DAD ASKED ME IF HE WANTED ME TO HAVE HIM DOWNLOAD MY PHOTOS OFF OF MY CAMERA AND I SAID I’D DO IT AND THAT I JUST HADN’T GOTTEN AROUND TO IT AND HE WAS LIKE “oh i have one of those in my car” AND HE WENT OUT TO HIS CAR AND
dilclo: choke me not sexually like actually kill me
sapphics: sapphics: hey wanna hear a sentence that you’ll either have no idea what it means or you’ll hate me for making me remind you of it draw a circle that’s the earth
witchgays:u can be nb and still call yourself boyfriend/girlfriend or still like being called boy/girl/any gendered term because guess what???? gender is fake and so is language and that’s just how it is on this bitch of an earth
