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Mood: let me sit on your lap and pretend like I'm not trying to get you hard
cowboyhal62: got-his-6: this-womans-heart: grizzlygraybeard62: iamforhim: Let’s 😈 I love to play “Hide My Beard!” 💋 can’t wait until we do this again 😈💦💦💦 @rangemaster35 I don’t have a beard but we can pretend
waddlingbehind: shessuchagoodgirl: verminprincesa: Daddy: *punishes me by spanking me* Me: *pretends to cry* Me after daddy leaves: Daddy: *sees me* Daddy: Oh it didn’t hurt I see, let’s try it again shall we? Daddy: *walks towards me* Me:
brofuck: “My brother knows well it’s not his wet dream but he always let me suck his cock when he’s sleepy and then we pretend nothing happend.”
eine-schachtel-pralinen: mxxxxxox: Let’s pretend every brush stroke is a metaphor for whatever you want. Don’t laugh, I will get better at this whole painting thing. This are such beautiful drawings. OMG. I love these.
robotlyra: Saving 20 odd dollars a week by not going to Dunkin Donuts for coffee isn’t going to help when the working poor’s real problem is worrying about being able to still make rent if they miss work due to the flu, so let’s stop pretending
gayvoice: The AIDS crisis literally happened one generation before us….like my mom graduated from college around when it started. Let’s please stop pretending this is ancient history and that living members of our community are still affected by it.
eatercising: overlypolitebisexual:i have so many thin friends who eat shit and don’t exercise ever and are probably rotting inside but no one says shit about their health so let’s stop pretending it’s fat people’s health you’re bothered about
theletterblue: let’s pretend i’m in control
a-timeless-watch: if you’re gonna make me the third wheel on the sidewalk at least let me stand in front so i can pretend i’m leading my army into battle
teentraps: Cmon, let’s just quit pretending that you wouldn’t suck her dry!
Mood: let’s cuddle and pretend like I'm not trying to get you hard
puppyangel: let’s play a game called I need attention on a 24 hour basis even when I isolate myself and pretend to not care
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004) Come back and make up a good-bye at least. Let’s pretend we had one.
0ndo: cummbunny: darfin finally let me post this one fuckfuckujfucjfuckfuCk pretend I’m kissing your cheek
home-kink: Socks + tshirt = <3(and the red and white combination corresponds quite well to that period of the year isn’t it ? let’s pretend we did this on purpose ok ? =} )
overlypolitebisexual: i have so many thin friends who eat shit and don’t exercise ever and are probably rotting inside but no one says shit about their health so let’s stop pretending it’s fat people’s health you’re bothered about you transparent
mainlyusedforwalking: Lets just all pretend I was attempting to make housework look as fake as I possible could. At least you can’t see it’s unplugged.
pervertedprincesss: Let’s just pretend for like 2 seconds that you guys are not completely bored of seeing me in the bath, okay? 😏
caseyanthonyofficial: Lets stop pretending that pants are even necessary its time we progress as a society
katefuckingwinslet: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004) Come back and make up a good-bye at least. Let’s pretend we had one.
fohk: “Come back and make up a goodbye at least. Let’s pretend we had one” Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004)Michel Gondry
fohk: “Come back and make up a goodbye at least. Let’s pretend we had one” Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004)Michel Gondry Meet me in Montauk
chasey005: believe-wbu: tbh I’d probably spend the day sprinting laps around this pretending I’m on wipeout Ohhh snap let’s GO! Lol
playbunny: I love drawing winged cherubs aaaa let’s pretend this is Caliborn and Calliope ok uvu
ohthisgeneration: So… let me not pretend that i’m 4 different people in these pictures. Flawless
sometimes when i’m taking a shower i lean forward and let my hair dramatically fall in front of my face and pretend i just had some kind of heart shattering moment in the rain and other times i collect water in my mouth and spit it at things like
barelyfittingin: ghettablasta: Let’s not pretend he’s white and make this viral! ^^^
ohshititsgreg: If we’re dating and you don’t let me pretend to play bongo drums on your butt then guess what? We’re through
p0isonous-kisses: let-us-play-leapfrog: hopefromthebottom: letalltheearthrejoice: lovelyforgottenmessage: disneyforeveramen: Someday you guys might thank me for this. im sobbing you can pretend all you want but yOU KNOW THAT YOU SHIPPED IT SO
spenceralthouse: let me just stare at you while you pretend to sleep.
thotywap: I just wanted to let u girls know that I’m a real emotional bitch…..a crier….a screamer…….I love self loathing AND pretending nothing’s wrong……an emotional bitch who lives for sadness……
mccnbliss: Let’s just pretend someone likes me as much as I like them.
he4ling-wounds: i—miss—the—misery: let-me-bleed: d-pressedlife: 4ttentionwh0re: ann0yingwh0re: blacken-rainbow: Which one would you choose? I’d choose the train. Jump. Close my eyes, spread my arms, and pretend to be a bird… ^This.
the-spookyfox: Let’s pretend I can draw drills??
aithris: What if-(please let’s pretend I posted this before we knew about Squaridot’s existence, I had already doodled this by then and felt bad about throwing the whole comic away. It’s not like this was meant to be taken seriously anyway.I hope
outerspacecake: love and support and celebrate fat girls who don’t have a booty or like in general fat girls with the fat in places that never get celebrated p l e a s e for the love of everything that is good in this world like let’s not pretend
reddlr-gonewildcurvy: Let’s just pretend I said something clever and go ahead and click the picture. And PM me if you [f]eel like it. And have good grammar. And aren’t copying and pasting the same message you send to every other woman out there ;)
theagingsub: Me, tomorrow. Let’s all pretend my ass looks like that….
inkskinned: when you have to pretend not to care about someone else, about how they kissed someone new, about how they forgot about you: there is a special kind of teeth that find your stomach in those moments. jaws that don’t let go.
bblhad: smoldering-ladies:SML Don’t even pretend that you don’t stare at my tits whenever we’re in the same room. I love my sister, you love my sister. But let’s be real here… You want to fuck my tits and cum all over them because Little
feelinranty: necessary-sass: curlybrownboy: belindapendragon: kobetyrant: HOW IS THIS NOT EVERYWHERE? Reblogging this good news…again. y’all know EXACTLY why this isn’t everywhere. don’t pretend to be oblivious Well let’s spread the
becauselifesworthit: Don’t pretend like everything is okay. Let it out.
vaporotem: Seriously now, I’m scared of next week’s episode ;_;Let’s just put it in the freezer and pretend it just stopped there.
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