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dr-eamers: stdtkds: fassadenmensch: let’s just pretend it’s summer - i heart sharks (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That face makes me uncomfortable stop ^^
eriyu: reapershadcat: chrisheartnet: reapershadcat: How to enjoy winter: When you see your breath pretend you are a) a fucking dragon b) a steampunk robot letting out steam c) Danny Phantom d) a titan about to eat an unsuspecting family e) Batman
meredithcaps: Meredith Meme:1/1 OTPs ~ Derek Shepherd “I love you. In a really, really big… pretend to like your taste in music, let you eat the last piece of cheese cake, hold a radio over my head outside your window. Unfortunate way that makes
ohshititsgreg: If we’re dating and you don’t let me pretend to play bongo drums on your butt then guess what? We’re through
breathecabello: Let’s play a game called “pretend that Me and My Girls doesn’t exist.”
marissalynnla: Let’s pretend I’m not in a Target dressing room.
Mood: let me sit on your lap and pretend like I'm not trying to get you hard
mosellegreen: cumaeansibyl: green-evening: Sometimes in daily life I like to pretend I’m a time traveler from late medieval Europe and I’m just fucking amazed at my luxurious life Let me tell you, 14th c me is REALLY impressed with modern me’s
captioningposts:phoenix-carstairs:Telling us not to wear a scarf is oppression you fucking fools let us wear whatever we want[video id: tiktok posted by @/sfkhader where she switches between pretending to be two different people. the first person is a
gayjerryseinfeld:gayjerryseinfeld:gayjerryseinfeld:gayjerryseinfeld:gayjerryseinfeld:transsexual seinfeld episode where jerry’s girlfriend asks him to pretend to be cis to meet her parents. they try to get to know him, and he accidentally lets enough
fungosbasement: Ryuji Sakamoto from Persona 5This was supposed to have a background but i suck at it so i just practiced foreshortening ;_;Also, I know he dyes his hair but let’s just pretend he’s a natural blonde… or he dyes his pubes too (?I’ll
overlypolitebisexual: i have so many thin friends who eat shit and don’t exercise ever and are probably rotting inside but no one says shit about their health so let’s stop pretending it’s fat people’s health you’re bothered about you transparent
barelyfittingin: ghettablasta: Let’s not pretend he’s white and make this viral! ^^^
seraph5:thegunlady:love the trope where an authoritative side character pointedly pretends not to help the hero they’re not supposed to be helping by saying shit like “well I can’t just let you wander around up to the THIRD FLOOR where you could
mymmmmasquerade: Okay, let’s pretend….ohhh, what an imagination
bcuncingferret: “And tears came before he could stop them, boiling hot then instantly freezing on his face, and what was the point in wiping them off? Or pretending? He let them fall.”
liverpepper: (let’s just pretend roxas cut his hair this week or something bc we need some of that fringe!leon)
evinist: Let’s just pretend he can still drink them. Inspired by this interaction in the game.
liverpops:let’s pretend i wasn’t late w this one 👀 HAPPY STRIFEHART DAY2!!! cheated a bit and put the twins in this one heh. i hope everyone’s been having a restful holiday so far ❤️
liverpops: a Rare Cloud And Squall from when they were ten!! (let’s just pretend it’s a photo)
senrichan: That moment… (・///・)♥ If these aren’t two guys… lets just pretend -w-
bratliketread: Let’s pretend they are cursed so you have to take them off me and put them on you. It’s not like anyone believes that you will be stuck in them until you can get someone else to put them on. I’d love to be trapped in this outfit
hotpinkconfessions: White boys, You know this to be true! Just give in and let it happen naturally. Better to give in to your deepest desires freely, than to keep pretending that you’re straight. Eventually you will have to give up your boy pussy
brentwalker092: wellcoached: What do you want to do, bro? I dunno, buddy…what do you want to do? I know—let’s pretend we’re making a gay porn audition tape :)
thenowhereprince: I like to pretend I don’t need affection but let’s be real here please come make out with me
internetgoose: like yes, I agree, girls are 500x better than boys, but let’s stop pretending that straight girls are not giant homophobes 9 times out of 10, and do remember that they are absolutely prone to ostracizing, undermining, bullying, harassing,
feelinranty: necessary-sass: curlybrownboy: belindapendragon: kobetyrant: HOW IS THIS NOT EVERYWHERE? Reblogging this good news…again. y’all know EXACTLY why this isn’t everywhere. don’t pretend to be oblivious Well let’s spread the
harryedward:If we were mutuals and you unfollow me just let me know so I can stop pretending that I enjoy what you post and I can unfollow you back
problematic-magneto: ok so one time in 6th grade a guy pretended to like me just so i’d let him borrow my two-disc special edition copy of ratatouille and that’s why i don’t trust men
ghettablasta: Let’s not pretend he’s white and make this viral!
ghettablasta:Let’s not pretend he’s white and make this viral!
mommyismylover: Since Mommy became my lover…She started letting her guard down…She felt liberated and free…We could finally drop the pretend And be our naked self’s. Just Mommy&Son…in nude state of mind
byunfirstlady: Now, now, let’s not pretend this didn’t happen
“I’ve seen the footage. The only thing you really fight for is yourself. You’re not the guy to make the sacrifice play, to lay down on a wire and let the other guy crawl over you… you may not be a threat, but you better stop pretending to be
isniffthingsallday: there’s always more christmas ass let’s pretend we’re russian
cheatersandcucks: “Don’t try to pretend that it didn’t happen. I saw you blowing that bully from my son’s class. Do you have anything to say for yourself?”Your girlfriend let your dad’s big cock slip out of her mouth. “Mmm. I’m really,
guardianwinchester: I wish that I was older, old enough to be yours. And I wish that we were strangers, strange enough to go unnoticed from this crowd. Let’s not pretend like it’s not what it is when I’m just starting to realize that I love you.
swoggy-blog: let’s pretend it’s love
robotlyra: Saving 20 odd dollars a week by not going to Dunkin Donuts for coffee isn’t going to help when the working poor’s real problem is worrying about being able to still make rent if they miss work due to the flu, so let’s stop pretending
autumnalmutterings: Now, Jewell, I know perfectly well that you’re happiest when in some form of restraint! So please stop pretending you’re not, and let’s continue your walk…
fatherdaughterincest: Her favorite part of their yearly annual father daughter vacation is when her daddy lets her pretend to be his girlfriend when they stay together at the hotel.
babysoftlove: i had a dream an alien princess with angel wings told me how to treat myself nicely here’s what i remember 1. close your eyes when you take warm showers and pretend you are in the rain 2. towels are for soft touches. let your hair dry
Mood: let’s cuddle and pretend like I'm not trying to get you hard
daddyslittlebutterscotch: im-not-here-2-impress-u: waddlingbehind: shessuchagoodgirl: verminprincesa: Daddy: *punishes me by spanking me* Me: *pretends to cry* Me after daddy leaves: Daddy: *sees me* Daddy: Oh it didn’t hurt I see, let’s try
Force me to use babytalk, don’t let me pretend to be big 💕
ieatbabiessoulsforbreakfast: darthbutt: oceanblued: Let’s pretend for five seconds that I can draw and this is hilarious My fucking favorite Oh my god, this
reapershadcat: How to enjoy winter: When you see your breath pretend you are a) a fucking dragon b) a steampunk robot letting out steam c) Danny Phantom d) a titan about to eat an unsuspecting family
boys-and-anxiety: LETS GET THIS CLEAR REALLY QUICK: I DIDNT FUCKING ASK FOR THIS MENTAL ILLNESS. I HATE THIS. I HATE EVERY SYMPTOM, ASPECT, AND IDEA THAT I HAVE BECAUSE OF THIS. AND TO THE PEOPLE WHO PRETEND TO HAVE A “MENTAL ILLNESS”? DARLING
i have always wanted to be a: sailor, lepidopterist, astronomer, writer.
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