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writing-prompt-s: The little old lady at the end of the street feeds the birds, squirrels and deer…and the Lovecraftian Horrors that shamble onto her lawn at midnight.
just-shower-thoughts: Hurricanes are like women: they enter your life wet and wild and they leave with your LAWN FURNITURE THAT WE BOUGHT TOGETHER KELLY, YOU BITCH
saltybatman: endless list of favorite characters → jack morrison ↳“Young punks. Get off my lawn!”
theonion: Departing Obama Tearfully Shoos Away Loyal Drone Following Him Out Of White House WASHINGTON—Stopping and turning around as he made his way across the South Lawn after hearing the unmanned aerial vehicle hovering just feet behind him, outgoing
marcitlali: colachampagnedad: I take the long way home so I can listen to music more miss thing gas is about 17 dollars a gallon u got me fucked up, i drive up a hill turn my car off put it in neutral and coast home over sidewalks lawns and through
taahko: car boys premiere: nick and griffin smash a truck into a sports car. “i saved for that car with my lawn mower money” cries griffin, laughing car boys finale: nick and griffin have established themselves as characters within the universe
mijntuin:Moss is not a weed, moss is not undesirable, moss in the grass is not bad. Mosses are the best plants there are, and yet, the garden centres only sell stuff that rids you of moss. But who’d say no to a lawn made out of this soft and vibrant
disteal:Friendly reminder: if your government representatives sell you out for a handful of silver coins it’s okay to construct guillotines on their front lawn
ferretrade: haleyocentrism: i didnt shovel enough driveways as a kid so i didnt build enough character and thats why im the way that i am i have never had to mow a lawn and you can tell
itsabear:beetledrink:i know i say this like once a week but fuck homogenous groomed lawn culture & fuck golf coursesFuck yeah!
nonetoon:nonetoon:meckamecha:mayor-joolah-deactivated2020111:nonetoon:nonetoon:Hey weird weird question: in New Horizons do the lawn gnomes all look different even if not labeled as so? Because I got a sick looking one with sunglasses and thought that’s
kaaramel: toktiks: by @ jaymintaylor on tiktok video description: A cell phone video pointed at the shadows of two people standing on a lawn. Cameraperson: “Jaymin. Which way did he go?” The person on the left adjusts their stance and clothing in
leftboogerarbiter:callmebliss-got-swamped:kaczynskis-deactivated20210616:I clicked fearing it would be Out Of Touch but, instead, it is perfectly splendidID: video of a lone frog on the edge of a patio facing a grass lawn in the dark of night while it
radical-bidenism: captain-price-officially:frog-appreciator: all action taken in opposition to HOAs is moral action GRASS IS MEANT TO GROW, LET THE LAWN BE FERTILE GROUND FOR THE BOUNTY OF NATURE IN THIS SUBURBAN HELL
friendly-neighborhood-patriarch:the-gotheltic-rowan:no-x-in-nixon:huffylemon:“Your zipper’s open.”“It’s my lawn.”im never gonna find a website as funny as this one @i-am-the-broken-bride papa
avatarbanaartjie:Breaking News:Local Man Receives New Home, Promptly Tells Me to Get the Fuck Off His Lawn;more at 7
headspace-hotel:headspace-hotel:I feel that “lawn care” as promoted in the USA can be considered some kind of pseudoscience. It doesn’t have the conspiracy-theory-adjacent qualities of virtually every other “pseudoscience,”
despazito:despazito:The amount of people getting 0 upvotes for calling this shit ugly is kaczynski inducing Guys the issue isn’t (mainly) that these are all identical cookie cutter houses without a grass lawn, or what they’re one step away
escuerzoresucitado:disclaymore:brapclinic:escuerzoresucitado:👀Okay, but what is considered an “accidental release of chemicals?” Lawn pesticides going down the storm drain? One litre gasoline spills? Antifreeze being spilt in a parking
memeneeds: stolencaps: Imagine: you sign a lease and a couple months in you lose your job and cant pay. Your roommates decide to toss a few of your things out on the lawn as a warning to get your shit together and they find your sissy stash. Id
masmemes:A Genius Way to Mow the Lawn http://ift.tt/1AfWlB2
beeleaff: redlark: There’s a hole in my lawn and evidently Welly just discovered it’s perfectly dog shaped Plant/Green
ukaku:I found a lost child on my lawn this morning…
numbgilt: nerdsrocket: lemonistas: I saw this before and IT GOT BETTER. I need one. There’s a guy in Halifax with a lawn dragon and this person negs to up their game
bottomswithoutboners:I brought Daddy a cold beer after he mowed the lawn then he plowed me : )
goodexercise: Lawn Display Me // // ]]>
tarajenkins: But have you ever imagined Greg getting lawn seats to Twisted Sister and Rose getting so into it she turns into a fluffy pink Cthulu made of headbanging hair?
presentablypunk: So I work at a lawn care place and I shit you not there is a chainsaw here that would qualify as a Longsword in Monster Hunter.
me when I hear my neighbor with the Trump 2016 lawn sign screaming for help
toxicpex: layonhands: Pokemon is so incredible and revolutionary I can fight my fuckig lawn tool in the sky
thankuforthecoffee: She wears short skirts I’m clad only in bubble wrap She’s cheer captain and I’m performing my famous lawn chair handcuff dance to the sounds of iced tea being stirred
Get Off My Lawn
showjw: This is what you’d look like after I told the lawn workers to use your cunt as payment for services rendered. Yes, you, the pretty girl with a college degree looking inquisitively through my Tumblr posts. If you want personal pussy stretching
derby52: Wow this sexy young milf likes to pop out to the CUNTryside! Looks like the lawn needs trimming though !!! 😏 Xxx
dreamerinchastity: This is amazing!!! and Yeah, I would do it, I would love to be her, and experience what it would be like to be a lawn ornament for a day… I dream of owning a contraption that could render me as inescapable as this does.I have no
-skullkid: this is one of my favorite panels john’s like a crazy angry old person yelling at hooligans to get off his lawn except he’s thirteen
terezi-pie-rope: neilnevins: jellydekiller: berryofmine: abseas: This is important i just imagine trespassers coming on your lawn so you open this, they fall in the pool, and then you close it again. eventually people are falling into a pool of
sociallychallengednerd: what if lawn mowers are so loud because they have to cover the screams of the grass being massacred.
riddlersgammon: that time of year is approaching scary lawn decorations terrifying tv programs people in costumes going door to door election season
radiantpunk: get your GENDER ROLES off my LAWN