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tarajenkins: But have you ever imagined Greg getting lawn seats to Twisted Sister and Rose getting so into it she turns into a fluffy pink C’thulu made of headbanging hair?
“Ugh, humans and their inability to see in the dark”
hornedfreak: Enjoy this Worgen!Drago being old. Yes, he’s yelling “ get off my lawn!”
eldritchzenyatta: bitesthedustpart2: red-pencil: Bitey-buns! Inspired by a bit of lawn sculpture I saw at a Jersey diner. @iyazo @rabbitpxl
I should do something productive like mow the lawn or something. Its like up to my knees because I’m a lazy piece of shit.
lol I’m 2/3s of the way done with mowing the lawn and I’m getting over an asthma attack and my mom was downstairs cleaning the cat litter boxes and also having an asthma attack. It is not nice outside. I still have to collect garbage and
Well, I did a thing today. I also crashed a lawn tractor into a tree and knocked it over, but I did a thing!!
Its a nice day and I’m up and dressed already!!! BRB mowing lawn and hoping I don’t crash into a tree again!
randomlyrelevant: vest-on-my-chest: Finally got around to mowing the lawn today… I am ashamed to say that it took me a solid 15 seconds of staring til I got this
Time to mow the lawn. Its up to my shins!
Current mood: Flying lawn mower inn the sky
Just got back from shopping. I have energy to do stuff but it rained a couple hours ago so I can’t mow the lawn or do yard work because everything is soaking wet :(
Ok I’m gonna mow the lawn and hope I don’t knock over any trees or power lines with the tractor today.
vagisodium: THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THE TINY PLASTIC LAWN TABLE
gnate1: I am convinced that this snake is happily humming as he scampers across this lawn. “hm hm hm hm hmmm, what a beautiful day today! I think I’ll swallow a chimpanzee!”
I had a dream last night that someone took me for a drive in the middle of the night on a large tractor that was also a lawn mower and the width of almost 2 lanes on the highway and we were going pretty fast and then the road turned into the warehouse
I was mowing my lawn with my best friend and he found a small patch of poison ivy and I went to the garage to get some weed killer but we didn’t have any so I sprayed chlorinated brake cleaner on it then we went to his house and I helped him change
What kind of asshole runs a backhoe at 9am on a sunday? The dipshits been at it for an hour and I didn’t need to be up that early. Motherfucker drove onto part of our lawn too.
Hey, It gets better, he was pulling an oil tank out of the ground next door and dropped it, and then it rolled and landed upside down on our lawn and leaked old heating oil out on to it. He then dug out the oil soaked ground so we have all these holes
oregoncuckold: These are some hot panties. I wish my lawn was still that green. Oregoncuckold
I BOUGHT A ZOMBIE GARDEN GNOME TODAY!
lolfactory: The neighbors decorated their lawn penis again this year… [source]
macstevens: I told my wife I thought the new lawn guy was gonna work out just fine. I really enjoyed him showing me his skills
starscreamcub: rnbprince25: Lawn mowed, hot asl and feeling horny asf!! Help me Lort!!! 😣 gorgeous
candy-red-dani: so I set up my headband for a date with a lawn gnome named Gilbert
geometricdeathtrap: pugsies: PLEASE READ. WILL NOT HURT TO AND FORWARD. Kids are putting Drano, tin foil, and a little water in plastic drink bottles and capping it up - leaving it on lawns, in mail boxes, in gardens, on driveways etc. just waiting
fandom-sandwich: fudgeflies: if i was harry, i would have stuck a letter down the front of my pants and ran out on the front lawn bc the dursleys aren’t gonna chase me and cause a scene, it’d upset their pristine reputation if they DID chase me
dangerhamster: piprika: Halloween is that time of year where you can leave the dead bodies laying on the lawn and everyone will think it’s decorations you know that actually happened once
zombieinmybutt: wizcoylifa: what if humans lost all their skin every winter and walked around as skeletons and the trees get pissed when they have to rake all our skin off their lawns how high are you
sandandglass: A couple planned to get married on the lawn near the Jefferson Memorial but their wedding was cancelled because of the government shutdown. So Stephen Colbert decided to marry them on his show.
❝ If I were just your average 23-year-old girl, and I called the police to say that there were strange men sleeping on my lawn and following me to Starbucks, they would leap into action. But because I am a famous person, well, sorry, ma’am, there’s
cakejam: adobe-outdesign: sociallychallengednerd: what if lawn mowers are so loud because they have to cover the screams of the grass being massacred. wow what version of windows do u have this is 2014
dillonj94: Time to mow the lawn #selfie
gottafindthatreptar:90spectrum:thisistaracox:Don Featherstone, creator of the pink plastic lawn flamingo. (Photo by Seth Resnick) A genius was born maddieblairwithredhair there you are
droplettesme: uncut guy with semi piss-play on lawn
scofflawscallawag2: Love an unmown lawn
hotjocksandcumshots: cocksures: hungbareback: briefbudjr: uncensoredpleasure: You fired your gardener for not doing a good job, you were fed up with the lawn not being mowed, the bushes not being trimmed…..the day after firing him he sent you this
pinksticksniper: Loving her lawn 💦💕🐕
pardonmewhileipanic:stunningpicture:A flock of lawn flamingos can pick a T-rex clean in under 90 secondsnature is brutal
lostinyourears: Hechicero shoots himself out onto Guerrero Maya Jr. like a lawn dart.
romanos-curl: tom-buttson: hungarysovaries: sticky-minaj: nicoception: heytherecheesetits: HOGLTYS SHIT IM SPIGIFSNG WHATER A BEUATERDFL LANW WHAT this scaRED the shit out of me as a kdid OKAIUSY I LOST IT AT “WHAT A BEAUTIFUL LAWN…” I
nightmareloki: cannibalsanddinosaurs: thanedatassassinkrios: thespiandeacon: youarethebutt: dumbjew: what what a beautiful lawn FEED ME THE INHUMAN SOUNDS THAT CAME FROM MY MOUTH OMG FUCK
spookitron: partylike-gatsby: There’s a shark in my friend’s lawn! Sandy u a crazy bitch. OH MY GOD
zabuza: when kids stare at you for a long time
jetgirl78: Ten Years Later: A Tribute 9/11My favorite 9/11 tribute in New York City can be found in Bryant Park. 2,819 empty chairs on the lawn facing the site where the World Trade Center once stood, one chair for every life lost. The number of empty
Optionally: R.I.P. Lawn Gnomes
rinlockhart: oftohgodwhat: Widyaan The Fashion Valley By Shahid Afridi Lawn Collection 2011 (½) These are beautiful outfits. Badass. All of them.
tabit: “Tabitha mow the lawn” “Ok” The end result
meatmodel: ya so today one of the bus drivers from my school passed out and ran into a tree on someones lawn and the guy that lived there ran out yelling “MY TREE”
thedoktahandroestylah: razzledazzy: teaspoon-of-tabi: sir, your lawn’s broken. did you try turning it on again and off again? Try ALT+F4
riddlersgammon: that time of year is approaching scary lawn decorations terrifying tv programs people in costumes going door to door election season
jack-slenderman: amarantines: imnamu: echinoderma: bakura and malik peeing on yami’s lawn card games and tiaras This AU is Jennifer and my magnum opus oh my god this is so accurate to what they wanted to do in the show and couldnt bakuras just
pugsies: PLEASE READ. WILL NOT HURT TO AND FORWARD. Kids are putting Drano, tin foil, and a little water in plastic drink bottles and capping it up - leaving it on lawns, in mail boxes, in gardens, on driveways etc. just waiting for you to pick it up
izzetheking: cascada every time we couch lyrics everytime we touchi hit the ceiling everytime we kiss i sleep on the floor i can feel the lawn mowedgrass i need to go to class i need to climbed a rock
tylertaylor13: iraffiruse: Frozach Submitted I am concerned why the lawn-rex has a chain on it in the last few images alone o.0 what happened? did it try to escape? Was there an attempted rex-napping? I need to know
the-vampires-are-out: insidethebatcave: skoolboyjew: gnate1: I am convinced that this snake is happily humming as he scampers across this lawn. “hm hm hm hm hmmm, what a beautiful day today! I think I’ll swallow a chimpanzee!” Omg I’d shit
tarajenkins: But have you ever imagined Greg getting lawn seats to Twisted Sister and Rose getting so into it she turns into a fluffy pink Cthulu made of headbanging hair?
alltailnolegs: I was going to drag him out to the front lawn for full on shiny sun but the neighbors across the street are busy moving in and I don’t want their first experience in the neighborhood to be OH UM THAT SNAKE IS HUGE I HAVE SMALL CHILDREN
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