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minmo: well life just isnt fucking fair is it humpback whale 85
thegingerbatch: recoveringgayfish: ok guys so i just had a breakthrough so in the beginning of the song pompeii by bastille it sounds like theyre saying eheu a bunch of times well eheu is latin for ‘alas’ or ‘oh no’and iM STILL LAUGHING SO
darrynek: just received some truly devastating news
epicmafiameekins: yo danny phantom he was just 1
bemusedlybespectacled: if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek
greathaircut: to the prankster who put “the moon” as the address on their online pizza delivery order: thanks a whole dang lot. i was up there for like ten minutes just aimlesly waiting, ringing the doorbell, kicking moon rocks around
vel-sparko: “what’s up everybody it’s Cr1TiKaL, I’ve just been elected President of the United States, let’s do this shit.”
kid-n0thing: Yeah just drop me off right here this is good
yersinia—pestis: merlinsbearditsthedoctor: No but I can just imagine a person bursting through the door screaming “I NEED YOUR HELP. IT’S A NINE” and everyone in the shop stops and all collectively goes “Oh shit” and the florists start working
equalistmako: equalistmako: the pizza guy just looked straight behind me, smiled, and went “you both enjoy your pizza” ? i’m alone in my apartment???
fivetail: dopernose: Back in prehistoric times it was just a free for all. God was putting antlers on everything and made 7 foot tall gophers with wings, it was a mess. Look at this poor, impractical bastard. The prehistoric era was God’s Deviantart
algetard: mattgoop: color combos are fun. why am i even going to art school i’ve just learned it all here
nikorys: agentoklahoma: Mmm qué dices I JUST REALIZED THAT “MMM QUÉ DICES” IS THE TRANSLATED VERSION OF MMM WATCHA SAY
simonjpg:fakebabyfromamericansniper:a NSFW blog but instead of porn it’s just pictures of unsafe work practices
mothcub: Imagine if at the end of a movie instead of credits it just had one piece of text come up that said “credit to the people who made this movie :) x”
annemarina:annemarina: the fire alarm is going off but im gonna assume that my brother just burned some food
babebraham:babebraham: i love this picture of my mom because she just gave birth and she not even impressed will u ever be proud of me mom
jacktheelephant: A picture just made from Shia Labeoufs…
kanayamaryam:if i was looking for a sign that i need to go sleep i think i just found it
warpstar: just-shower-thoughts: If my toaster burns EVERYTHING at setting 4, then why does setting 9 exist and what would it do??
amaet: princessdemoness: amaet: amaet: ok i just wanted to share something funsomeone might have made a post about it already or whatever but i’ll make my own anyway. i noticed that peridots proportions are off, but pd pointed out to me that it
macpye: vomit-heart-catatonic: imjessiexx: anfonymackie: do vampires just use their teeth to make a puncture wound and then suck, or are their fangs like a straw i havent slept in three days This is a valid fucking question Their teeth puncture
imthegirlwhowaited: spookyviper: Thank god for Russian dash cams to bring us wonders like this they’re saying it’s 3am and they’re so tired and lets just drive and get out of here and then it happens and they’re like ‘well that woke me up”
note-a-bear:musermatt:adoxographist:acclassiguy:acclassiguy:aRE U KIDDING MEbtw i just looked at the playlist they linked and i am so fucking madThe resurgence of rick rolling has brought about a new form of rick rolling. A rick rolling where you trick
annabellioncourt: Okay so I thought that last post I laughed at was actually gold, but now I’m laughing at this and I’m starting to think I’m just sleep deprived.
cheatcommandos: its 1:42 am and i just heard the unmistakeable sound of someone sprinting down the road wearing flip flops. good luck buddy
mizshylock: itseasytoremember: my favourite thing about big dogs is when you push ‘em over they’re just like “oh i’m lying down now! someone might scratch my stomach!!! i might nap!! endless possibilities!!!’ Whereas you push little dogs
kiki-kit: moonturtle6: fusionsandmysteries: deadmomjokes: sillylily278: queererfacilities: radicalapollo: beesmygod: megasonger: “nathan is a poopyhead” “Zachary is a jewish name” this is just filled to the brim with wackiness and
nifigiri: ryo-maybe: Where is the video with the dude running as if he’s about to do the sickest skateboard trick, but then he just keeps running
maryjanewatson: on the way to the caf we saw these signs in windows facing each other and we all just completely lost it
protodem: feed-the-fauchereve: just-shower-thoughts: Outdated memes should be called Memeries thanks for the memeries Even if they weren’t so dank
sousano: alemei: screw cosplays im just gonna cut armholes in an anime body pillow
bogleech: prettykikimora: alien-boobs: prettykikimora: apparently modern medieval scholars have no solid idea why there’s so many old paintings of knights fighting snails. Like that wasn’t just one weird painting there’s hundreds of those.
meladoodle:godlykesha:meladoodle:one time my dad tripped over some ice and was like ‘this is JUST like the titanic’is this the same dad that once called you dadno, that was a different dad. i have thousands of dads that ive synthesised in my home
thesoftghetto: jap-92: thesoftghetto: Bolt outchea just playin.. Legit. Hes not even close to a full sprint. look at this shit “why did i even attempt, bruh? fuck an olympics”
istudypirates: malkiewicz: Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die. My favourite is explaining the difference
sushinfood: geekgirl101: whattywhatwhat: ithelpstodream: I’m just dying while thinking about a hotel employee calmly Googling “How to fold a towel in the shape of an elephant,” and then going out to buy eye stickers. I think these would guarantee
acquaintedwithrask: winchysteria: bekstek: mintike: IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla” oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:
vondell-swain: vondell-swain: missyzu: Fire from a burning building being sucked into a tornado. wh get out of there fireman what are you doing there’s a tornado I can’t stop laughing at this fireman he’s just standing there going “well darn,
setheverman: just-shower-thoughts: If the aliens invade there will be memes about it within five minutes when you knew aliens were real but you gotta act surprised
muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurdock: pink–boy: muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurdock: just so everyone Knows, don’t ever try to climb a tree at night while carrying a strobe light. owls dont LIKE it lol wtf happened man im curious now i made a Very BAD MISTAKE
tuggey-narvaez: so this just happened
unclefather: robber: *breaks into my house* me: can I help you find anyth- robber: just looking
sohelpmedun: please just read the whole thing
unadulteratedpiratepizza: bewbin: 5eonsol: bewbin: *refuses to move to the big city to reduce risk of parallel parking* Just take the train 😊 how the heck am i gonna parallel park a train?
bettsplendens: thelogicalghost: I don’t care why, this is hysterical. This is the best kind of prank. No scares, no injury, no property damage, just confuse the hell out of someone.
bingtoolbar: Just Let Him In
donutsforsteven: laughlikesomethingbroken: buzzfeed: 21 People Who Forgot A Word And Just Made Some Shit Up last night i said masculine when i wanted meat
fleamontpotter: diredesiretoaspiretodiehard: fleamontpotter: fleamontpotter: just had a dream that I drank 40 litres of vodka, entered a horse race and won. I should specify that I entered not as a jockey but as a horse were you physically a horse
communistcoppola: frostmarxed: oh my fucking god i’m honestly screaming. his icon status just shot thru the fucking roof.
lavendersucculents: just-mine10: tastefullyoffensive: (via DrMassicotte) Appreciate the good art. It comes from the heart. gifted to his parents by suprise. wholesome.
w-r-o-u-g-h-t: sunnyrain888: memeseverdie: sari-y-fawr: gaylibertariansc: fruitbowlman: wroughtornot: i can’t imagine anything more uncomfortable than having to live your life with incineroar imagine just walking around to get a bowl of cereal
patrickat: dzamieponders: fruitcrocs: jdlaclede: fanta playing the long game on advertising this was the fanta can from 1972 - 1988, this CAN is playing the long game is this the real life is this just fanta sea caught in the sand like won’t escape
thejonymyster: glumshoe: the ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ has only been actually typed once by a single person, everyone else who has ever used it has just googled “shrug emoji” and copy-pasted it why repaint the mona lisa
siobhanblank: the-descolada: siobhanblank: why’s this site so weird about horses? they’re just horses. Are you sure
furples: Imagine being born a goat and not knowing exactly why you are climbing a rock but you just feel like it’s right to
domericbolton: last night my father said “good night mario” because i had been driving him around today and apparently going too fast, like the car racer mario andretti but i didn’t know what he was talking about so i just sleepily replied “good
fartgallery:my favorite sport is jousting. except without the pole because thats too dangerous. just riding my horse angrily towards another guy riding a horse angrily, that is my passion
trashrabbits: bliss-luxury: I just want to be someone’s “wow”
harryedward: i just spoke to a 4 year old who has a phone. a real working phone. with data and everything. who she gon call? elmo aint got minutes
