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beyescollector:sweeterwhenbroken-deactivated20:Anyone else wake up super early on your day off, decide to dance around, get horny, take dirty pics, then fuck yourself and get tired as hell again? Just me? Oh ok forget I said anythingI have been waking
floorboreds: im pretty sure european culture is just meat and mineral water
danception: My teacher had this on her desk and I just
pearlsclampot: empressque3n: sheila-queen-of-the-slut-people: The real story behind this picture is: the older dude has just fucked Colton for 2 hours under the sun with no lotion on (which explains the red on their bodies), and now Colton is up for
riggu: occipit: riggu: voulx: i…just noticed I get like 10 notes per month tbh riggu i dont believe u, 11 are mine well u r fame and im not so yeah
bambicalifornia: thegingerbatch: recoveringgayfish: ok guys so i just had a breakthrough so in the beginning of the song pompeii by bastille it sounds like theyre saying eheu a bunch of times well eheu is latin for ‘alas’ or ‘oh no’and iM STILL
stardustinoureyes:dannylavvrence:Orange is the New Black - Season 3 - Official Trailer Damn. Just fuck me up now. Holy shit.
lovelyrugbee: beeftony: SO PLATONIC YOU GUYS YES YES YES YES OMG YES!!!!!!!
Just Cleaned half of my room ._.
daxthorn: snapscube: daxthorn: snapscube: daxthorn: hey i just got this horrifying mask at walmart today. i couldn’t help myself. im sorry. The impulse was too strong. did u buy it with money i did, in fact, purchase it with money
neophytecherryglare: i like to believe that when they first meet theyre just gonna hug a lot and then jade’s gonna fuckin pick him up and theyll laugh more and doNT YOU DARE TELL ME OTHERWISE
jikukan: I’M LAHUGING SO HARD AT THIS SHE DOESN’T EVEN JUMP SHE JUST LIFTS OFF THE GROUND
sxizzor: butthorn: I just attended the best passion of the Christ play. As they were “nailing” Jesus to the cross the entire thing broke. No one knew what to do and it got quiet. Finally one of the guards on stage said “You get out of it this
40p: star-e-skies: lovinitmorethanmcdonalds: there’s so much i don’t understand about this picture I’ve decided to reblog this every time I see it until it makes sense. everytime i look there’s just another confusing thing i notice
happilymourning: thatsqualitystuff: we were taking our math test and i turned around and can we just talk about not only whatever is all over that girl’s face, but the guy charging his phone in the back and the kid on the right who looks like he’s
thinly: -Sir, we’ve found this and we needed you to name it. -Pineapple. -But we figured we might as well just call it “Ananas” since the majority of the world refers to it as- -Pineapple. -But sir- -Pine. Apple. CRYING I HAVE TO REBLOG IM SORRY
kankri-senpai-noticed-you: SHIT! IM LATE FOR WHAT DID YOU JUST FUCKING SAY ABOUT ME YOU LITTLE 50 SHADES OF NICE LEGS DAISY DUKES MAKES A MAN GO DOOT DOOT SKULLTRUMPET A MAKING MY WAY NEPETA IS DEAD [MUFFLED RAP MUSIC PLAYING IN THE AHH YES THE SCALENE
ifyoucarryonthisway: i feel like hawaii doesnt even give one single shit about whats going on theyre just like are we even america whatever brah gotta go catch this sick wave down on beach hakalouilouitatamikilikiouha
ladyhistory: onthesideoftheotters: iamahendrocks: This is an eyeshadow called Nic Cage Raking Leaves On A Brisk October Afternoon. Yes. Really. wow i love that eyeshadow you’re wearing, what’s it called? oh just the nic cage raking leaves
theinfernaldevices: schamlos: theinfernaldevices: on december 21st we all should just agree on a time to drop to the ground and pretend to be dead I’m pretty sure that world ending doesn’t work like that i’m sorry how many apocalipses have
solluxquest: Do you ever just see something and it makes you question the very nature of reality?
pudding-is-the-new-fondue: vaspim: if i die just engrave whatever text post of mine that got the highest notes on my tombstone
battybaby: Just upgraded my security system. My house is secure and safer than ever.
merriborn: What if Hussie doesn’t even know what hes doing with homestuck and instead is just stalking all of the homestuck theories that are being made after updates, thinking “yeah that sounds cool i’ll do that”
rizaoftheowls: derinthemadscientist: mandypatinkins: I want people who don’t read homestuck to theorize what is going on in this panel 1 2 3 go I’m just behind a handful of updates and even I have no idea The Lollipop Guild is trying to convert
p5stuck: wordgotaround: Am I the only one that, seeing the “it’s the Gateway to Satan’s Lair” comment, images Satan just sitting on his throne of skulls chilling when suddenly this girl plops in from above and he goes “What the
jediteaparty: arauj0: aangnog: i just realized that “never” is a contraction of “not ever” and “blush” is a contraction of “blood rush” also “studying” is a contraction of “student dying”
nayx: moderatelyvivid: nayx: if youre ever feeling sad, just remember that theres someone out there. theres another person out there. out there in the world there is a person somewhere What? How is that supposed to help? Like at all theres a
laughslastforever: bigrnac: i can speak canadian. moose moose syrup hockey moose moose my grandmothers doing just fine. thanks for asking :)
dead: 2012: lapfoxofficial: i can’t believe 2012 is fucking dead i told you dead and i are just friends wow what the hell asshole i thought i meant something to you
swexan: libraryshalalala: 50shadesofbellamy: I’d just like to point out that 50 Shades of Grey was Twilight fanfic and Twilight was inspired by Muse so when you think about it, it’s kinda because of Muse that 50 Shades was written in the first
singwordsthatholdnomeaning: buttsnbongos: i put my google’s safe search on strict just to see what would come up when i typed in doggy style and AT DAWN WE RIDE
that-nerdfighter: arisonas: ugh. where’s all the GOOD music these days. it’s all just rapping and beibers and directions. i miss the days where i could go into the local tavern and hoist a mighty flagon of mead to a jaunty tune on the lute of a
ooubli: neriede: Can I just…..????? Like, this is the single most beautiful piece of animation ever, I mean Go ahead, click and drag it, I fucking GUARANTEE that whatever frame it lands on will make you feel better about your day. Oh my god it’s
dirkstridersbraces: hotchristmas: who is sweet randall and why is he calling my house i just laughed at this post for 5 minutes straight oh my god
erinharvelle: sarapatourus: fishthatcanswiminfog: Oh. My. God. I’ve just Googled “The Most British Picture Ever” and this came up I couldn’t help myself… I Googled “the most american picture ever” this came up… Guess.
soujizz: soujizz: trying to decide on a title for my english essay that works i just got it back today mission accomplished
mikeywowwhatadirtbagway: all these bands are having so much drama and ed sheeran’s just
shootingstarsfromthesky: ghost-anus: evanedinger: Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected. THIS JUST MADE ME SO ANGRY HA
ipoog: ipoog: ipoog: while we were on the bus today a friend came up with the plan to get a group of people and text this one kid who was in class because HE ALWAYS HAS THE SOUND ON and we all just started to send mad shit to him so i wonder how his
narobe: if you ever get 0 notes on a post just remember i got -1
ohblainers: If you ever think your parents are too hard on you just remember that Mufasa materialized as a cloud to tell Simba to get his shit together.
niallar: today there was a blackout in my school so the room goes completely dark and you can’t see anything at all and then from the corner of the back of the classroom you hear the kid that’s never talked once just go “this booty ass fuckin school
sammysamwinchester: so it was recently my language arts teacher’s birthday, and one of his students brought him a cardboard cutout of legolas that now just sits in various places in our classroom, like today
pyrilia: my dads renovating his kitchen and he called me out of my room to help him but when i came out so i called him and IM PSSING MYSELF HES JUST CHILLING IN THE ROOF HE DIDNT EVEN NEED MY HELP OMFG
drarna: can’t wait for the release of jurassic park 4D where they just let dinosaurs loose in the theater and you have to try to survive for 2 hours
heismyfirstolive: timelordsandhunters: is nobody going to talk about this painting i mean those men are just casually rIDING THEIR BEARDS NBD never mind them, i’m more concerned about the guy kidnapping a woman with his beard
captainamerica-in-middle-earth: If you ever feel bad for procrastinating, just remember that Peter Jackson was still editing The Return of the King a few hours before it was supposed to premier.
deluminator: my brother just walked in here with a bunch of pancakes and was like ‘wow this is a whole lot of pancakes’ and then he closed his eyes and whispered to himself ‘but i am a whole lot of man’
faensoundslikefun: My bro just came prancing into my room with a Burger King crown. We don’t have Burger King in Belgium. He drove all the way to the Netherlands.
apatheticghost: my dad just yelled “IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE MAKING OUT WITH SOMEONE YOU BETTER NOT HAVE A BOY IN THERE”
serkret: it’s kind of weird to think that this can elicit such a strong reaction in so many people its just two colors and yet
spookymormon: spookymormon: my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
grunkfield: im crying bc i just read an article saying that bieber literally called his manager at 3 am to say he decided that it should be spelled swaggy instead of swaggie
jookieyookie: buzzfeed: Okay, Chinese photoshop trolls are way funnier than American photoshop trolls. i just appreciate photoshop
thewaywardfox: protip: if you cant remember someones name, just call them “old sport”
littleblueartist: the-captains-wife: yournucleardeterrent: “Pepper, pay attention to me” I guess she forgot to take him or a walk today if anyone needs me i’ll just be over here laughing for the next ten years
the-study-of-wumbo: stereolights: It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife
briannathestrange: broadway-aradia: ive seen SO MANY girls at my school wearing these leggings since they started selling them at hot topic and i just have to ask is it SUPPOSED to look like ariel and flounder are staring at your junk…? look at
lizthefangirl: drunkpeeta: drunkpeeta: drunkpeeta: My brother just read the skippy peanut butter and it expried on March 1st he’s been like this for 15 mins and wont stop sobbing IT’S BEEN HALF AN HOUR HE WANTS TO KNOW WHAT HE EVER DID TO
