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nuclearcarrots: don’t put them to bed yet dad don’t u see cal is still awake at least twin striders, older bro john, and dad/adoptive dad egbert for piyo ♥ some of you may remember this, since i’ve been working on it on and off somewhat sporadically
doctorheavenharkness: n0kil7ing: sevenseasaurus: Science experiment: Who is easiest to summon? Egberts? Pizza? John Green? A vegan? The only way to find out is to reblog and wait. Wait patiently. Just wait. It will be good I promise. fuck you vegans
yoshizuka: happyfoxmask: So i made a Teen! Dad Egbert talksprite thingy.Pretty proud.I used the John talksprite as a base, but I changed a lot, obviously. x’DI might make him with a different kind of shirt later, like instead of a t-shirt, he’ll
inkystars: doctorheavenharkness: n0kil7ing: sevenseasaurus: Science experiment: Who is easiest to summon? Egberts? Pizza? John Green? A vegan? The only way to find out is to reblog and wait. Wait patiently. Just wait. It will be good I promise. fuck
egberts:egberts:i’m so sick of seeing John Lemons long butt crack
askthejohn-egbert: askthejadeharley: askthejohn-egbert: EB: really? EB: you want me to do my magic tricks at your birthday party? john i i dont think thats what they meant :/ EB: oh. EB: OH.
john-adorkable-egbert: Ladies, ladies, ladies! Dirk is in the HIZZOUSE!!!
moarthan6: egberts: so if dad is hugging John because John is his dad and John is hugging dad because dad is his dad then who is the real dad maybe the real dad is the friends we made along the way
cacaphonyofscreamz: John all-my-friends-are-dead Egbert EB: what the fuck happened?
john-fucking-egbert: misterpornographic: joeydftba: meido: washing your boobs is the most fun part of showering by far because when they are soapy they are so slippery and soft and it is the greatest form of entertainment whoa what and with one
detectiveeudorapatch: one final epilogue theory for the road some facts: the only strider-lalonde not to achieve ‘ultimate self’ by the end of the epilogues is roxy candy is marked by the egbert-harleys being active [john deciding not to go back,
roachpatrol: john-thederplord-egbert: This whale is my new favorite homestuck character THIS IS THE BEST CASE SCENARIO FOR MY FEELINGS
