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furrfuckssake: Source: hamletmachine
orangelemonart: John Egbert probably winky faces in every single damn sext. Karkat doesn’t realize there is a word limit. If you don’t ship JadeCalliope yet now you definitely should. Bonus: (theres no time on that one, he totally screenshotted)
Beta and alpha kids
Terezi is my child :D
The hipster photos
Jades face
i did a cartoonish sketch of the beta kids…Â
killmecosplay:Let me be your hero 💙💙
A day late but here
(booties made rebloggable by request) Remember that time when I pimped out my boys and gave them away to my babies for prom? All reference of their bootylicious dresses are from modcloth. All pose references provided by the highly eccentric (sometimes
gamzees-little-hussie: theicarustheory: (booties made rebloggable by request) Remember that time when I pimped out my boys and gave them away to my babies for prom? All reference of their bootylicious dresses are from modcloth. All pose references provi
subtly uploads the johndave doodles I drew last month because hiatustuck made me sad a lot. i know. in the almighty words of dave strider, Now listening to: Ride by Joseph SoMo
I don’t even know where I was trying to go with this I just wanted to bring it back but maybe I took it too far …or not far enough PART 1?? PART 2????
theicarustheory: Somebody requested Attack on Homestuck. I thank that someone. Also appropriate with the update because David will not be jumping off any rooftops without the proper safety equipment. Bringing this back to as proof that i am not all
theicarustheory: I might be four days late but I deliver what the people want. (Belated) Happy Birthday, my beautiful boys! Obligatory lapdances from your boyfriends! (Lingerie shoes are from ModCloth)
adorableclawbeast: sheathedpencils: timeline where vriska learns ectobiology and makes a harem of johns john egbert i mean :33 < not john hancock? :33 < i mean hand cock
sending me nice anon messages is a good way to get me to draw your request and sending me shitty anon messages is a good way to get me to draw the exact opposite of what you want ヽ(*˘ ︶ ˘ * )ノ *・゚:✧*
crabbykarkat69: twerky-my-dirky: danielvxavier: Omg john sweetie you look like you are about to pee from excitement #LITERALLY THE CUTEST JOHN EGBERT IVE EVER SEEN
justuntilsundown: egberts: burrito-john: egberts: youre not friends if you havent pooped at each others houses but what if the friend is across the country or in another country? http://www.shitsenders.com/
isaythedarnedestthings: WHY THE FUCK NOT
jonathanegbert: davidstrider: somewhatdorky: averageamericangenius: starshipsandsuperheroes: Ok, I’m not even in this fandom and I saw John Egbert I don’t even know who John Egbert is and I saw John Egbert. Wait, I’m not supposed to see John
okynos replied to your post: john egbert let me tell you about homestuck… zyort replied to your post: john egbert Homestuck. Aye…..gimme a moment…..
wulphire: okynos replied to your post: john egbert let me tell you about homestuck… zyort replied to your post: john egbert Homestuck. Aye…..gimme a moment….. Why are Home stuck fans rebloging this?
wulphire: okynos replied to your post: john egbert let me tell you about homestuck… zyort replied to your post: john egbert Homestuck. Aye…..gimme a moment….. PEOPLE STOP REBLOGGING THIS!! IT’S OVER NOW!!
wulphire: okynos replied to your post: john egbert let me tell you about homestuck… zyort replied to your post: john egbert Homestuck. Aye…..gimme a moment….. lots of homestuck haters and fans have been reblogging this oh….. I
whatslifewithoutfandoms: 221b-bag-end: montseskeleton: mic-ro-wave: captainjackdarkness: BEING IN A LOT OF FANDOMS IS REALLY CONFUSING BECAUSE IF YOU SAY ‘aww, john’ YOU COULD BE TALKING ABOUT JOHN WATSON OR JOHN WINCHESTER MAYBE EVEN JOHN EGBERT
captainjackdarkness: BEING IN A LOT OF FANDOMS IS REALLY CONFUSING BECAUSE IF YOU SAY ‘aww, john’ YOU COULD BE TALKING ABOUT JOHN WATSON OR JOHN WINCHESTER MAYBE EVEN JOHN EGBERT AND DONT FORGET JOHN BARROWMAN
chenisthebestkitty: ask-guidestuck-cal: angelus-kitty: homestuckish: meme-rage: My nephew’s Christmas List mentioned that he liked Nicholas Cage is he john egbert he looks like john Hussie we found John
raptarion replied to your post: john sure has a lot of girls who like …John Egbert confirmed for Harem anime protagonist.John is Tenchi Muyo
odditycollector: holy shit. john egbert is a better friend than even i gave him credit for. i just brought up homestuck panels with john sitting, and when he is with other people, particularly when he’s being gentle… eh, here, I’ll just post the
Wreck it Karkat and Johnellope based on this post! /runs
Anonymous: //does seductive johnkat dance I couldn’t say no to the seductive dance uvu they’re watching scary movies or somethingg
Johnkat for some people!! c:
popcorn is a mysterious thing and Karkat wants nothing to do with it uvu
Dad no
so I thought maybe Karkat has never seen snow before and yeaH here’s some wintery pic :>
change of plans more suffering still ahead
Anonymous: Disneystuck classy probably not what you meant by disneystuck BUT
Caliborn that is so illegal
commissions for healerirl, thank you!! :^)
F1X TH1S thank you based Terezi
playing the song of the firefly people
THIS THE SEASON
some rule63 kids I got to finish only now they’re from july[trolls ver]
they all share the same room hah acollege au
and so I guess here we are this year too 8′)[full image]
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got around finishing those drawings for the SU au at last! c:continuation
Roxy won’t fall for your pranks you egg[college au]
VERY unsafe for work practices
the joke is I’m not sure if that’s paint or not hah aa ((jk it’s paint))anyway I entered this in the HS shirt contestplease vote it here if you like it <3 (you have to log in/register!)
a windsock
wohoo time to get in the holiday spirit!! hadn’t drawn the whole gang together in a while so that was nice :^) ❄️ you can get it as print on wlf here!
ii might as well post this today haha I had fun with the colors and stuff 💙💚💜❤️shirt [ x ] [ x ] | hoodie