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chiptheandroid:My house android, Toby, posed in its new silver trunks, which hinted at its true nature for my family, who were impressed with Toby’s humanity and personality, neither of which their older models had. Over time I forgot that Toby wasn’t
Christmas Outfit (Story for JD)Jake absolutely loved getting dressed up for christmas, he especially enjoyed when people would choose his clothes for him, it turned him on to look good for other people. This year I got him a pretty dorky rainbow tie,
come-to-bed: Its here its here! Thanks for being patient, all 1,044 of you!
Happy Valentine’s Day for such a loyal follower, thank you for following us :)________________________________________________________________AAAHHHH!! THANK YOU FOR THIS! THIS IS TOO ADORABLE! AND WITH THE BOX OF CHOCOLATES, ITS PERFECT! I MEAN, I
eifiedraws:Colored sketch commission for Oranges
livsws: Well I’m gonna need to follow the person I’m later going to scream at for what awaits me at the end of The Witch’s Son (..which yall should read btw I promise you its gold)
“Its so hideous. I must have it! .” - ohsnapciera, 2015Happy Birthday Mama C! Hope you have a good one! <3 and yes its an actual shirt do u not love ciera’s taste in sweaters bec eren sure does
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zeldagalz: My Secret Santa present for Gia! Surprise its meeee! I decided to resurrect the #BeachPartyHomos because it was your fanart of them that made me fall in love with jeanmarco in the first place *O* I really look up to you so it was exciting
Sometimes it’s good to place yourself where its most pleasurable for you. And its really nice when he enjoys your placement!
fuckyeahtattoos: One step at a time means to take life one day at a time and not to worry about the next step till i finish the first one, Its to remind me to live for the moment and Life takes patience.
Look at this picture. Its a beautiful plant that some people have decided was evil and made illegal without reason. Instead of just not enjoying the benefits of this plant they persecute anyone who wishes to shed all the negativity for a short time and
notforhireesquire: bewbieblog: bewbieblog: Another one from the 3 that I meant to send last night. Hope its okay! Its awesome! Thanks for submitting!
rose-tyler-and-her-doctor: strawberry-submarine: petrichloroform: doctorcrazy: Logic, Rory has some. #hes like the only person in doctor who that has logic #i think its great omg hes like #this is an interdimensional plane its not actually
Hey hey!! its good to see some anthro Chrysalis from this community!!oh yeah uhm… its been awhile for me to draw queen Chrysalis, i’ll draw her again later on.
german-object: Why it is important to keep an object always locked… An object should have its focus always on the owner, to fulfill every of his needs. But sometimes also an object has weak moments and could try to escape its situation. And for those
turing-tested: not saying steven universe doesnt havs its faults but i personally find comfort in the idea of a fantasy universe where abusers can change and acknowledge how they’ve hurt you. fiction has always been a form of escapism and while its
BUT… BUT… THE NEW PRIME EARTH OF MARVEL IT’S NOT EVEN TWO MONTHS OLD. AND ANOTHER CIVIL WAR? whyyyy AND WHY BENDIS????? HE IS NOT GOOD WITH EVENTS!!!!And seriously marvel it’s that so hard to don’t have an event every 4 months…
inkyopolis: it is time! the last two chapters (9 & 10) of heatwave are now up. this concludes our regularly scheduled program. Title: Heatwave Fandom: Homestuck Words: chapter 9 = ~9k, chapter 10 = ~7.5k, whole story = ~55k Pairings for the Story:
Patreon pic for 8/21: A massive pinup for OK KO! Enid… You’re really zoning out, huh?Check out what’s under the emojis for just a buck!
Soo I’m trying to deny myself any orgasms for a week n I totally failed the first day
I have no internet for 2 weeks, it suuuuucks
Deciding on a hairdressers stresses me out so much. It’s so expensive and I’ve had a lot of bad experiences, so now I’ve not had my hair cut for a year because I can’t decide
The New Year is a day away and it’s been a hell of a year for me, rocky for the most part and then got a ton better toward the end of it. My art’s gotten better, I got closer to people, have some really cool friends who i need to talk to more,,,hhhh,,,
scraggly-guy:Just barely too late (at least where a live) for Halloween. But have a Halloween Florb I whipped up. She’s cosplaying trick or treating as Ib from the game of the same name. Happ Nightmare weenFlorb spends her Nightmare nights dressing
// ]]]]>]]> alohomorashlie replied to your post: I am so done with this dog. I can barely manage… HOW /ARE/ THE VIRTUAL BOYFRIENDS? omg I like completely forgot about Starproject so like when I logged in for the first time in forever Touya
Me and my friend got the 250$ ticket package for teen top in LA and i feel like this concert probably wont happen because theres only like 4more days and its barely around 35% funded ;-;
I really need to just sit down and read this book for english but its like….i dont care. I just dont caaaaareeeeeee :[
Fuck it I’m going to watch markiplier play undertale, I give in to the hype xD Hopefully its as good as people say its gonna be xp i wish the community was a little less… uhh… but anyway time to crush on goat mom even more goddangit
the-fury-of-a-time-lord: starshipspirk: i can’t wait for all the male tears i’m crying male tears…..this is too beautiful for me to handle. LOOK at these talented women!! i LOVE it!! Again its a shame all the characters in the new ghostbusters
sharkira: do u ever go to reblog a cool post but then and out of spite u just no
taragrimface: imsopopfly: taragrimface: taragrimface: taragrimface: and now its time for the part of the show where we arent allowed to dislike the new pokemon designs they look like nintendo ran all the worst gen 4 pokemon thru a neural network
delta-hexagon:posting on twitter feels like throwing something you worked on for hours, days, weeks into a river, hoping it’ll get swept out to sea for many people to experience, only for it to immediately crash into some rocks and explode. its
nicolethedopefiendqueen: 97gigi: i think its dumb if drug dealers get sentenced to longer in prison than rapists?? like people ask for drugs but no one asks for rape??? Reblogging for the 1 million time because fucking realest thing I’ve read on
paradoxes-for-breakfast: reasons why halloween is the best holiday: you are not obliged to visit your relatives you are not obliged to get gifts for anyone people will give you candy for absolutely no reason other than halloween its the only day when
donnajosh: Donna: I started working for you in February, this is April, and you’re an idiot. Josh: Well, you started working for me once in February, and then you stopped for a while. Then you started working for me again in April. That’s the one
milkozude: i really needed this today, so for anyone else who might
larosamuerta: aplaceofhisown: A powerful but benevolent water spirit lives here. I got goosebumps
fuck-no-shitty-fandoms: mlpartconfessions: Its not beause I want them to draw me for free either, I just don’t do commisions. I draw requests for free, and it really hurts me because my opinion is very different from everyone elses. All I want for
artemispanthar: artemispanthar: I finished my video! Its too late to post it now so I’ll wait for tomorrow (and give it a once over first to make sure I didn’t make mistakes that I’m overlooking now). But otherwise, yea, its done auuuugh, the
hmm, doesn’t seem like there’s going to be a sneak peek for “Reformed” (at least it wasn’t put up with the other sneak peeks for next week). That’s… suspiciousAlso! Doesn’t seem like CN has decided on its schedule for May yet so
artemispanthar: ok so its late so I’m a bit punchy in general but I’m in tears laughing because I went to make a gif and for some reason Quicktime decided to make the video visible in only one tiny pixel smack in the middle of the screen. And, like,
I think an important thing about this show is that, at its heart, its about Steven’s relationships with the Gems. And its very much a sibling relationship. Like, that’s where it comes from. Rebecca Sugar created the show specifically around her brother,
joolabee: i’ve heard a lot of stories about writers that i love but i think my favorite one is that the dragon age writers called the game world “thedas” because it was originally short for “the dragon age setting” and then they just didn’t
like on the design notes for the Funko figures, there’s notes on Pearl’s likeits like yes, she has big hands and feet! Its an important aspect of her character and the toy needs to include this to be accurate to her character. And I love that its
artemispanthar: I really don’t care for the ‘let Pearl say fuck” meme and now its all over my notifications because people keep adding it to the “Pearl’s favorite word is no” post and, I mean, its not that big of a deal and I’m glad folks
thomas–bombadil: A monstrous turtle emerges from the muck. Its gigantic. Look closely - a typically-sized Midwestern turtle sits next to its foot.It must be close to its size-limit, with a possible 30-inch diameter shell and weighing well in excess
yellowfur: yellowfur: tomorrow gamefreak will give us some pokemon info, seems its gonna be a new spinoff game ? I really hope it the pokken tournament one that be awesome ! or maybe a new pmd? or maybe its nothing at all haha its now official sure,
kingjaffejoffer: hervacationh0me: sobeitjayt: sexwitsockson: thats salary right there Ima blow her Varicose Veins out I’d make grams feel young again Thats not enough moneyLike yeah its a good side hustle if its tax free, but its really not
destroyerofphysicsposts: yasha-lionetts: let's gif: pokemon sage - [2/?] ALRIGHT LISTEN UP KIDS EVERYBODY PLAY THIS FUCKING GAME RIGHT NOW ITS CALLED POKEMON SAGE AND ITS A FANMADE POKEMON PROJECT ON RPG MAKER look at that town its fucking beautiful
worthless-cured-feminist-whore: becausemisogyny: After a discipline break to remind it of its place, it can resume its chores. Important to never let up on a cunt’s discipline. A subservient cunt that knows its place makes for a happier Man. Devotional
red-lipstick: Marion Fayolle (b. 1988, Ardèche, France) - 1: Naughty Train, 2013 2: The Moon, 2013 3: Illustration for the book History of O Grand Journal!, 2012 4: For Muze Magazine, 2012 5: For The New York Times, A Formula for Happiness
am very sad because I have to miss a relay thing I do every year and its super important to me for lots of reasons but thats when darfin asked me on our very first date and last years I was with my favourite people all night long and now I cant go this
Putting together my daughter’s valentine cards for tomorrow makes me wish i was back in elementary when you could buy those heart shaped lollipops or carnations for each other. I’m such a sucker for the littlest things.
Happy 10k followers! I cant wait for all of you to buy my book and make me tons of money!No, but seriously, thank you guys so much for following, been doing this page for almost two years and I cant say its always been fun, but a lot of you guys are
midbloods:gETTING HUGGED BY PEOPLE WHO ARE PHYSICALLY TALLER AND BIGGER THAN YOU IS AMAZING ITS LIKE BEING WRAPPED IN A BIG WARM PROTECTIVE HEAT BLANKET AND ITS WONDERFUL YEAH
hmm i guess its finally come to that time that people started posting my art without permission ahah…
apologies for missing two monoweek prompt days….yesterday was a sudden event i didnt plan for and its been makin me feel a little more down than usual
dailyraccoons:Favorite feature of a raccoon?Creepy little hands (for touching, and crime)Stylish mask (for debonair flair)Long floofy tail (for identification and balance)Round soft ears (for listening for garbage trucks)Thicc tummy (for body positivity