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find its a 2 for on porn pin board
its a 2 for clips
its random but ppl on Reddit are convinced it has something to do with the Eevee’s second move
its high awoon ~
its definitely true for this situation
rath-raholand: So, I was drawing birthday art when I found out that @matsutzu had a birthday a day or two ago! waaaaat?? omg well then, happy birthday, man!! Have some Wolf in a cake! I hope you like chocolate! Im sorry its not his cousin Weregarurumon
Its number 10 for me Sexy GIFs
lord-hatey: OH MY GOD PLEASE WATCH THIS ANIME FIGHT SCENE FROM THE AMAZING WORLD OF GUMBALL. THIS SHIT IS OFFICIAL OMFG EDIT: SPOILERS FOR TONIGHTS EPISODE THE FURY, BTW
sssweet-ophelia:introduce me to your parents with your cum still inside me and sneak me off to the bathroom for a quick fuck during dinner :)
LMFAOOO This chick on 90 Day Fiance! Ykno the good ol “what if he’s just in it for the green card, the “American Dream” & he reminded her he’s from Spain & he was living the European dream THIS BITCH! Really said with a confidence! “There’s
I tried on a bunch of dresses today and they’re all made for people with really big boobs…like what about us curvy chicks with smaller boobs?!
I have been out of town for approx. 4 minutes and I already miss my cats so much I could cry
its real “hey alexa play avril lavigne nightcore” hours
Omg Castiel how hard is it for you to fucking love me already. Stop trying to act tough just accept me already geez ;-; /sobs/
robertoluongo: in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because
bladdershycutiepie: lu-wee-gi: fullbladderlemons: Louder, please.Okay so I didn’t think I would have to post this for the (3rd) time, but…PleasePleasePleaseDo not message me with live holds.Do not message me asking if I have to pee.Do not message
Welp!!!, i don’t know how this happened but I went pee before bed but I woke up from a dream where I was desperately trying to find the bathroom..But I didn’t wet the bed! ((Yay go me! *fist pumps*)) but my bladder felt wobbly and full so went to
For Valentine’s day I wanna do Molly and Nitrous and fuck a lot.
agenderbatter:“why are there no male gems??? sexism!!!”1) gems are genderless2) feminine =/= female (and for that matter, she/her pronouns =/= female)3) stevenWelp I didn’t know people were mad at a lack of male gems but now I’ve heard it all
Its always nice when people you care/cared about more than anything see you as nothing and don’t give you a second chance at all ever c:
hyperconformist: hyperconformist: All I want is a bumble bee big enough to hug.Is that really to much to ask for, science?Is it? ETA: Jeeping fuck - 7000 notes? Will this crappy sketch really be my internet legacy?I get a lot of comments about how
funneeb: In order to make a relationship last, you really have to flow with a person as they change. Give them space. My friend always told me about his grandfather who was with his wife for 60 years before she passed. His grandfather said that through
Its a Pizza Hut eating, anime watching kind of day
Its a metaphor for my life
nayx: Here come the test results…you are a horrible person. That’s what it says! A horrible person. We weren’t even testing for that.
tinderofficial: aryaanderson: tyedyemew14: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS IM CRYING JFC WHAT THE FUCK @rageomega
averagefairy: i temporarily fall in love with like any guy thats nice to me at all like the checkout guy at CVS told me to “stay dry” this morning bc it was raining and i thought about him for like 2 hours after that
its-worth-fighting-for: The last joke ever made on Friends.
Subtitles for High Speed! -Free! Starting Days- are here!
yoyothericecorpse: hectoroflion: Wait for it! 😱 *points at the notes*
Its a free for all...
For everyone out there
mondmoonluna: 天使が生まれた日 | ひにこ [pixiv]
@7gm i mean to say any game that lets me play pachislot and blackjack for hours on end instead of making me get on with figuring out who stole 10 billion yen or murdered my boss isn’t a game in my book and therefore can’t suck
its not okay for alertpay to disable sofurry or inkbunny print services or whatever
its been raining for half the day
its-dori: sleazepeddler: For more saliva inducing, wood stiffening, cum extracting posts like these…follow the Sleaze Peddler! If you’re brave and got an ass, dick, face and/or body (hopefully all in one pic…lol) worth showing off…let us see
cerulean-spork: kawaiijugroupie: scottylubemeup: oh my god its a fictional world generator im so happy this is hte best thing i have ever found on the internet hopefully this link will work bc you can never have too much help worldbuilding
Tumblr is only good for porn nowadays
sherbovania:pov there is a Thing or perhaps a Creature at your doorstep (it has a gift for u :D)
fluffysheeple:for every 100 ultimate fucking gigaton hammer beatdown kills a tinkaton gets, a little hatch opens up on the back of their hammer and a tinkatink falls out, fully formed, rattleclub and all. this is known as “parthenogenesis”,
its my birthday! here's my wish list!
Its that time of year where I post a bunch of sketch dumps! I haven’t done this in a while and because of that I’ve actually got a few images that were just too old to post (I was so busy last year because of Uni) BUT that just means I can post
Its a zodiac thing
Its The Vibes For Me
shadowsonthescreen: There are no hurricanes in space. It’s true your molten gold could never be taken for rain but galaxies tear from my throat, stars scorch my bones and you are the storm and the eye of the storm Even my ashes will follow you home
herestomycreativity: The one adventure I can never have.
its-tuesday-again-again: #judgemental detective parents
i’d meet you where the spirit meets the bones
Sitting here watching Indiana Jones and realizing that when I watched this movie for the first time, which was probably when I was like eight or something, I had no idea that it was happening, but all my sexual preferences were formed. Indy is an older,
the-aesthetic-state: perpetual-awkwardness: stingywithmycootiecat: letmefeelmyoats: UNMUTE THIS 😩😩😂😂😂😂 “Turn one way and stick with it, Tina. TINA, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, TURN AWAY OR STOP! THE BRAKES, TINA! THE LEFT– YOU’RE
wewwo: some of you live in areas cold enough for ice crystals to precipitate from the atmosphere and it snows
faggghaggg: cuddyclothes: darkslover: eyebags4days: unadulteratedpiratepizza: unfollowfriday: froakiepanchito: hoebutmadefashion: moltencalf: I sincerely apologize for spamming you all with the Hamilton fanfic controversy, but it’s really giving
lucky-starling:Young girls are naturally inclined to witchcraft. You cant leave a young girl alone in the backyard for 5 minutes without her trying to make “soup” from some flower petals and sticks.
Its The lips For Me
its really difficult to make it through my dash because tumblr keeps randomly refreshing the page and completely losing my place
for the love of god, CN, please make a new Steven Universe commercial. You’re still using the one from when SU returned in August of last year
Its almost time for Steven Universe to return with a special half-hour episode! “Gem Harvest” begins in only 15 minutes!
Would the word ballsackery be a good term for gay sex?
its-makku: Coco for a little collaboration effort with some friends! See full res images, alts, and wips all before anywhere else on my patreon! ~patreon~