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You know I love a good nipslip!  And a nipslip combined with downblouse is as pretty bloody exciting as it gets!So here is the gorgeous page 3 model Emma Green that I was super lucky to work with a few months back.  She’s a Welsh stunner and by golly
“Is your name Jeanette? Because you obviously have class.â€
“Don’t be jealous of your station master brother… I choo-choose you.”
It means you’re about to get to fuck that ass, Dave… SmoothRocket.tumblr.com PrettierThanASunset.tumblr.com
You didn’t hear it from me
weloveshortvideos: Creed gets comfy You have to pummel the chair into submission before lazing. #ItIsKnown
kuro-ken: Gold Wedding Ring - 768.94 EUROS ???????????????????????? you wanna debate me anymore????
get it while you can… snapshot of Daniel Bauer playing with love, model and muse Yana
miss-fleeting: precious-her: Having neck problems, I have never been able to get comfortable on someone’s chest, let alone fall asleep. But then Pup’s chest happened. And somehow I’ve fallen asleep on it a couple of times. And that’s just lovely.
vivalafrankie: You don’t understand how freeing these photos are for me. This is the first time I’ve ever shot in just my underwear because I’ve always felt too self-conscious, but now I look at these and I actually feel empowered. I don’t have
Get used to it Slave you will be like this for a while.
It’s amazing what โ American will get you in Southeastern Asia.
It gets me really turned on knowing you have a husband!!
It’s the waiting-the anticipation that gets you……soon, my dear, soon….
It turns out begging will get you places, little lady. Especially when performed so enthusiastically!
It’s the backsplash that eventually gets you… But love the piercing!
It is. You just never get to wake up.
get it girls :) you don’t understand how bad i want to be this guy
You leave your Animal Crossing town for like, eight months and your villagers get extremely lonely.
get-nasty: love it
It’s a win-win-win-win situation (Steven wins twice because he gets two scoops)
It’s that time of the year again
It’s Kevin time *gets hit in the face with a chair*
Getting stupidly excited when you realize both Gilda and Jasper are left-handed#JustSouthpawThings
thebaconsandwichofregret:this gets funnier when you see the time stamp
It Won’t Get You Anywhere, by Desmond Skirrow (Corgi, 1969)
get high, look at porn, let it melt you from the inside out.
"HAVE YOU EVER" hour. DO IT.
It bothers me that glu/mshoe made a vaguepost suggesting that anyone using he/him pronouns while starting discourse about glum is usually playing up the toxic masculinity thing, but then straight after glum misgendered sweet without bothering to look
You know what’s awesome? I had a great day at work today :) After yesterday being totally awful…today was great! The boys actually HELPED me, like spent a good dedicated half hour showing me things they should have shown me over a month
nicselle:okay so I don’t draw enough YoI fanart but you dont understand, i love this anime so much I breathe it
kissmeandshutupp: All I want for Christmas Is you(r head between my legs)
maedaeme:so today I drove past a traffic sign that said ‘hey teens buckling up is totes yeet yo’ i wish i was joking but after we screamed a bit my brother attempted to get a picture as proof, failed, and ended up with this masterpiece that
toxicblacks: sadeyedtruthseeker: trying to get your muse to come out so you can work through your drafts
WHY DO YOU LIKE CRAWLIHNG ALL OVER MY LAPTOP CATS OMG I HAVE TO GET ALL THE MUSIC BECAUSE TOMORROW IS JUST LONG TRAIN JOURNEYS
"It's really unfortunate that your dad fought so hard to get you that job for nothing." "I don't understand how you were able to fuck up that job."
I’ve just written a sentence that makes me want to punch my own computer screen. GODDAMMIT BALIN YOU ARE TRYING TO ENSURE THE LINE’S ABILITY TO CONTINUE, BUT ACTUALLY YOU’RE BEING AN ASS.
You see my muse pole-dancing at a strip-club for the main event. What do you do about it?
meatfighter: xlovelessambitions: tarynel: Bruh *sigh* Smgoddamnhead Bruh i promise if you workout you’ll see results within ONE month. LASTING results and EXTREMELY NON LIFE THREATENING as well if yall gon get this plastic surgery, please do your
halharl-infigar: tsunamiwavesurfing: officialcrow: tubesock: gyplet: tubesock: CHOOSE ONE the ability to have children immortality (not a simulation) Assume you can’t have both. I’m going to make this a bit easier for you guys to think about.
You know you are asexual when ...
You’re as sweet as honey but it took too many bee stings to get you.
Nothing makes me happier than the fact that bodybuilding.com ships from PA so I get my orders in 1-2 days regardless of what I pay for shipping.Ordered something Sunday, it’ll arrive tomorrow. Yaasss
It’s not everyday you find a girl who’ll flash someone to get you out of detention.
daniels-thoughts: fuckyeahladygaga: Lady Gaga || Yoü and I Official version coming soon to youtube.com/LadyGagaVEVO i don’t get it. at all. but i love the mermaid. <3
It is so obvious when people send themselves anons.
shithead4life: savanita: shithead4life: But Savannah you work at subway. …. make meeee a sandwich ouch that burn hurt :( but I’m burning your sandwich lmao Lmfao. I never toast it! Yeahhh. But I always get cheddar broccoli soup. .. Please don’t
You wouldn’t be put in a bad situation if God couldn’t get you out of it
💕💕Get you a man who will rub your tummy, trace your stretch marks with his finger, and love your body in the moments that you can't do it yourself 💕💕
you-cant-stop-the-moriparty: sauntering-vaguely-downwards: ThEC LOGnER YOU WATCHIT TH e MORE HILARIOUS IT GETS DOLLA DOLLA MAKE A MOOSE HOLLA
freeafghanistan: That “dirt” is fertilised with the blood of 3000+ american soldiers. I dunno, you should probably pay your respects, you ugly white fuck.
“You know when the bride makes her entrance and everybody turns to look at her? That’s when I look at the groom. Cause his face says it all you know, there’s pure love there. I like to glance back at the poor guy getting married. Cause even though
Signal Boost : Please help me get to the dentist ! (please reblog as text if you can)
jerry-loves-you:Breeding kink Gf 🤝 Bf that’s trying to get her pregnant irl
You’re not here yet but gosh I’m so in love with you. I know this is as real as it gets and I never want this to end
It’s soundtrack has been on my gym/working out playlist since I started going to the gym ;) I mean, Linkin Park and Metallica will get you through warm up but you need Zero to Hero to really lift some steel!
You got a sick "hey", brah!?
alpha-beta-gamer: Haydee is a third person puzzle platforming action adventure in which you play as a ‘interestingly’ designed half-human half-robot named Haydee, as you attempt to navigate levels while camera angles tend to focus on one of her well
