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“I’m sorry for yelling at you before, baby, Mommy loves her new present.â€
You asked for a video and here it is. If the video gets over 1000 likes I’ll post another one.
You can touch yourself if it helps you get your pussy on to the next, bigger peg.
You’re gonna love the way it feels when it gets hard in your throat.
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geromy: THIS IS A REALLY CUTE CAKE??? GET IN ME
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It was your wife who persuaded you that she was the present your boss wanted for Xmas. No doubt, the presents she most liked were being your boss’ present and getting you to lick her afterwards.
It gets me wet thinking about your palms twitching at the sight of my neck. Makes me think of the things you plan on doing to me whenever I tease you like this.
You. Me. Bed. Now. || arkytiorthebadwolf
It’s late and I am drunk but I totally forgot to take a picture of the fact that I got more metal put into my face today so here is a blurry image of it okay goodnight
It’s not everyday you find a girl who’ll flash someone to get you out of detention.
get in an eva before you talk about how “easy” it is you heartless bitch.
You have to let it get some sunlight once in a while… so that it can grow. Make YOUR dreams come true… Let your dick out to play… and grow! nudedreamscomingtrue.tumblr.com
you-only-l1ve-once: witchygirl: xkatiestylesx: fuckyesliampayne: demach: beachjunkietaki: markmejia: sharensays: zombiesailor: it’s sad to see it get old and rusty :( that is so fucking creative…i never really realized they did that :(
It’s pretty sweet. Get it? Because you’re a strawberry? Hehehe. God I’m awesome.
“You should have seen it! It was the most graceful, elegant convulsion those humans had ever witnessed!”
You should have seen how unsightly it was, it was an emergency
It has been decided!The protagonist of the first ongoing story will be altersex. I will work up some designs tomorrow. If you want to vote on that and read the stories, [ŭ a month gets you that and much more!]
It can sometimes take a lot to get me to that place of intense focus, and there is a fine line between total focus and true pain, but I always love it when you take me there.
anakinkshamer: lsdzeppelin: Someone explain you see when woman loves another woman very very much,
You ever feel dumb cause doing something “rebellious” is causing you to be an anxiety mess lmao??I’m not even doing anything crazy.. I’m just sneaking outside for like 1 min to get something from a friend then coming back, but still aghhh I’m
IT"S OVER! I DELETED THE BUSTY PROBLEMS POST!
glenjamin-danzig: dnlhrn: milkybarofficial: Why does everything sound like a meme nowadays “#2015 was basically one big shitpost” when i first read this i only saw ‘john cena slams donald trump’ and thought it meant into concrete SLITHERING
viva-monteor:Oh. Ohhhh. That’s why he’s a skunk. I get it now! @krisispiss
gay-pastel-dragon:I wonder what you got for christmas dude. It could be a nintendo ,This ain’t right, poor thing does not look happy. If you’re gonna do this just put some bows on his tail.
Patrolling the underage tag to report the fucking shit out of the pedophiles there, but also reporting the worrying amount of underage kids posting nudes??? Y’all get tf off this site and wait til you’re older, you’re in genuine fucking danger??
It’s been like 8+ years and I still miss ree
It had started for her as a way to get you to stop pestering her about trying out a little female domination role play.To her surprise she had found it incredibly arousing. She had the strongest orgasms of her life. And she had them over and over and
fuzzynecromancer: tabularojo: fuzzynecromancer: Hoping the ancient Greeks were right about the afterlife because it means that when we die we will get to pet a dog. Cerberus, while he is a very good boy, is a working/service dog so you can’t pet
You are not worth my tears
the-dwemereths-numidium: westcountryadventure: ocfos: rainberrywarrior: grovie: tiqerboy: elpiso: spock-ho: theoldness: bitch…omg omfg slam me in that Showert Deluxe… get me an omniwash™ this is a carwash for people I hear if you turn
it-started-to-rain: Reblog if you think that generation 5 doesn’t deserve all the hate it gets.
ohmyrashi: ok also while i’m here let me just say: there’s really nothing i enjoy more as a Sadistic Omodom™ than reminding someone who’s genuinely desperate of how great it would feel to gothe fact that the one thing their poor, aching bladder
You were my safe place
it wouldn’t even let me import my shepard so mad right now ggrrrrgrfglkjdlkjd
it’s a snow day and I’m rly tempted to sit around dressed as queer punk rock au armin and do asks. so if you have questions for queer punk rock au armin now IS YOUR CHANCE.
getting a phd: fake it till you make it.
I just realized Trip’s birthday is next week, so I’ll probably try finishing that pic and post it then.
aobabe: “kou…” “what is it, boss?” “will you be the kou… to my jaku.” "…”
it has almost been an entire year since i’ve gotten into dmmd and i still haven’t completed the goddamn game. can you believe it.
drankinwatahmelin: vorapsusogilac: reclaimthebindi: If dark skin doesn’t fit your ‘aesthetic’, rethink your ideals. You realize dark skin doesn’t go with everything, right? That doesn’t make it bad, it just means dark brown and pastel
It’s important for you all to know that Frisbee responded to the 1993 Jurassic Park dinosaur noises with great concern.
meknotmck: if getting high with Lauren jauregui isn’t on your bucket list you’re doing it wrong
every now and then I get a reblog notification and someone adds some stupid comment or ignorance on it and like… well that’s why I don’t follow you, ya dingus.
memewhore:
🤔It sucks when there’s only one person you want in the whole world, but there happy with the “downgrade” they’ve cozied up to.
mmilhouse: feed them 😭
Literally every time I watch Whip It, I cry. It’s just so on point and I can relate so well I guess :(
You’re such a miserable fucking person Projecting your self hatred on other people It’s funny how people confuse kindness with desperation I said I hoped you find happiness Get a life
Me finding you attractive is one thing. Me being excited to hear from you and always wanting you around is another...
aaudny:Girls aren’t playing hard to get…they don’t want you.
riggu: skywola: riggu:Were getting closer baby, I whisper in your ear, descending into pressure, you’ll learn to love it here, your grasp is loosening, you’ll never wanna leave, sweet melody echoing, for an eternity… hot sun…hot body…so
You would not BELIEVE how many daddy jokes we make while playing overwatch, it’s unreal omfg some of my favorites are *gets killed by Soldier 76* “FATHER WHY” “Oh shit THERES A MONKEY THERES A MONKEY THERES A MONK-SAFARI DADDY
klanced: bingo. let’s get outta here, open up.… it’s me! keith! your buddy. …..IT’S MEE, KEEEEITH, YOUR- I A M Y O U R P A L A D I N.
i-am-the-third-heat: the-average-gatsby: Requested by garlogan78 What you thought the lyrics to The Rural Juror were, and what they actually are (remastered) original true beauty and genius
castielandhishunters: calumon: my school’s “rival school” is on lockdown right now bc someone put weed in the vents so everyones slowly getting high oh my godd I guess now you could call it a high school
Friend: So what did you do today? Me: I watched Daredevil and stretched my arse out hbu?
It is so, so easy for people in positions of power to make across-the-board decisions that will never affect them. How easy it is for privileged people to make decisions for the masses that will never directly affect them because of their gender, race,
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