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visaofficial: IM SCREAMinG
newtgender:ok but…. im just saying… this picture of mercury makes it look like the roundest potato in existence that someone started to peel but got distracted
intensional:im so addicted to tumblr that if someone was pointing a gun at my head i would probably sit and blog about it
starklord-dude-of-the-north: disneybombshell: c-a-bergamot: 100% all but one of them are Americans. DOES ANYONE ELSE THINK DWAYNE JOHNSON LOOKS LIKE THE ROCK!?!? I sincerely hope im not infected with the ammount of stupid in this post.
My dad when he sees im reading Looking for Alaska
frankensteinfanclub:thegestianpoet: y’all have seen what a shaved raccoon looks like right im literally about to delete my blog
zaynsdickpics:me at a party: wheres the dog. u said there was gonna be a dog. im gonna touch the dog
my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it: hey sorry im late i didnt want to come
pinkrihanna:igglooaustralia: Screaming! Who started this trend!? “WHEN HE SAY ARCH BUT YOU GOT SCOLIOSIS” IM WEAK
rnarker: rnarker: for every note this gets im running a mile nevermind please no
aaaaa42:aaaaa42: im gonna fucking own my dog brb
bisexualengineerscott:commanderbellamy:*goes to school* im doing this for you nicki
steven-stoned:uranianumbra:steven-stoned:im playing 13 pokemon you taped silver to a psp no thats me playing it
nomohomo: *opens blank tab* yes mom im doing my homework leave me alone dont you trust me at all
ladydangerangel: I WATCHED THIS W VOLUME N IM CRYING AGAIN PHHHH MYY GOD “GOD HAVE MERCY” PLEASEEEEEE
dont-mind-me-im-crazy: pinwheelz
whoreman: Im sad that people think of pepe the frog as a meme because honestly i just think of him as my friend
fapgoddess: BITCH SAID IM UGLY I SAID BITCH WHERE
themanwithfrozenhearts: im a really affectionate person once you get past my 5 layers of shyness, awkwardness, fear, vague dislike, and loneliness
vorfreudde: you know how people lose their virginity, im like gaining it
mentallyfuckingonedirection: ruinedchildhood: IM CRYING
broughttoyoubytheletterq: when im a parent i won’t take my kid’s electronics when they get in trouble i’ll just take the charger so i can watch the fear in their eyes as they use it less and less while the battery slowly begins to run out
s-burb:DO YOU EVER GET THIS RUSH OF AFFECTION FOR YOUR BEST FRIEND LIKE WOW IM SO PROUD OF YOU YOURE SUCH A GREAT PERSON I LOVE YOU IN THE MOST LOVABLE PLATONIC SENSE
kyleblowofski: skullyskull: kingsleyyy: Am I the only one whose internet addiction started with my parents not letting me fucking go anywhere And then they started complaining about me not going out anywhere And now when I go out they complain im
tsukum:i hate when i go up north and go to restaurants and the waiter comes to take my order and im like “do yall have sweet tea??” and theyre like “no sweetheart but we have unsweetened iced tea and we can give you some sugar packets!!!” llike
excitedkedamono: suavissim: these are the rarest of pepes, friends. the pepe grumps IM LAUGHING SO HARD @ SUZY PEPE
paigeyylushh: bigbardafree: deciding i was pretty was the best thing that i ever did one day i was just like fuck this im pretty and i was i’m reblogging this twice because this is probably the truest statement I’ve ever come across. And it holds
hoemama: IM HOLLERING
iswearimnotnaked: im so PUMPED about fall!!!!! ill wear 500 sweaters i dont care ill shove a whole pumpkin up my ass
robotsatthedisco: heliolisk: thatweirdphysicist: heliolisk: I HAD 3 PIECES OF CHEESECAKE AND ICE CREAM OH MY GOD What a champ YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IM LACTOSE INTOLERANT what do you want on your gravestone
history1970s: kiwithehedgie: Enjoy your day! holy SHIT bruh do u see this, are u seein this right now. Do u see what Im lookin at
thatonethingthatonetime: SO ONE DAY IN PHOTO EDITING CLASS I DECIDED TO TAKE THE YEARBOOK PHOTO FOR MY ROBOTICS TEAM AND REPLACE EVERYONE WITH DIFFERENT WALUIGI FACESMY TEACHER PRINTED IT ONTO A HUGE BLANKET SAVE MEAND IF YOU THINK IM PULLING YOUR LEG
meme-lord-mcgee:arlluk:there are actual people out there who want to genetically modify carnivores so they no longer eat other animals im going to fly away from this planet goodbyeyeah let’s just fuck up the entire ecosystem because i’m uncomfortable
sweet-bitsy:sexybritishllama:sexybritishllama: when the moon hits ur eye like a big pizza pie thats amore when u swim in a creek and an eel bites ur cheek thats a moray im still laughing @ this #poetry
phllotes: thebaconmother: talonflarne: if i have a daughter im going to name her lizard and then she’ll get the nickname liz and everyone will be like “oh is it short for elizabeth?” and she will have to say “no my name is lizard” Shelby,
theblueboxiscoming: im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to spiderman dances to the beat no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour
surprisebitch: versaceversotter:evaunit08:janemba: meilute02: what is this I feel sad me Is this okay? I don’t think it’s okay im yelling
eaglebuns: eaglebuns: IM LAUGHING SO HARD OVER THIS BASS AHHHHHHHHHHOHHHHHHH MY GOD
siliencee: 1sa2: LMFAO. daww 😁😂😅 This is SOOOO fucking rude WHY would you do that to that little cute child sleeping peacefully?? For the sake of your vine??? Nah homie IM about to show Up at your fucking bed and AND WHISPER “he sleeeeep”
outcense: outcense: “you’re gay/bi? I’m sorry but like… how do I know you won’t have a crush on me?” because you just said that im glad this post is still a thing
organmeat:goldennmami: Young Shakira Im literally never getting over this
smashnpumpkns: do-what-thou-wilt-to-me-drpage: Old Man Jimmy: Daily Life Starter Pack IM CRYING
doshjun: my-superheroes-dont-wear-capes: saving-rock-n-roll: peTE WENTZ DID A PHOTOSHOOT FOR WALMART WITH CORBIN BLUE AND IM L AIGN SO HRD RN i thought you were lying. how pete wentz became famous http://youtu.be/AtpWilJhD2E
urnasty: *stops looking for your sign on zodiac posts to symbolize im done w you*
secrets-written-in-my-skin: i just need someone to hug me and tell me im not as worthless as i think i am
ninfia: im going to inject garlic bread into my blood stream
sluttyoliveoil: im dead
no:witchstock: IM SCREAMING WHAT IS THIS LMFAOOO FUCK ?
spooky-immortal-hd:yur a wizar hry im a wot ?? a wIZER
cyborgslayer: im listening.
glamoose: im sorry but my sensors indicate that you are indeed a weenie
daftpostpunk: my dying words better be “im going ghost”
liberatetofu: kydey: aloejuice: STOP im putting this in my queue 300 times Forever reblog
mutisija: can we stop pretending that adhd isalways “10 yrs old white boy who wont stop screaming and wont sit still” disorder fake disorder that is designed so medicine factories could milk money out of white momsliek im such randum xDDD lol
reasons im a 70 yr old man:
we-are-the-sickness:MY DASH DID A THING AND IM CRYING
dogbosser: almightybob: dogbosser: fish aesthetics those are lures ive been fooled. im as dumb as a fish
mirahxox: mellowmodesty: wow this is fucking historic as fuck i can’t believe im seeing this fucking love
ieroland: idk why i buy band merch like where am I going to wear my mcr tshirt?? out in public?? and risk everyone finding out that im a giant emo who cries herself to sleep when the world is ugly comes on??? i don’t think so
