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precumming: im so angry
sswalloww: Lmao if you’re grossed out by pubes that’s so embarrassing for you im so sorry you didn’t make it past the age of 14
grreenleaf: do u ever get a sharp stabbing pain somewhere on ur body and wonder who the hell made a voodoo doll of u this time bc its getting old and im tired of dealing iwth it god F;uckign damn it
leaves-on-the-forest-floor: IM CRYING THERE ARE TEARS RUNNING DOWN MY FACE.
problackgirl: i hate when i accidentally glance at an ugly boy and he starts thinking im giving him the eye or whatever… it was an accident okay? now i gotta turn my music up extra loud and keep my eyes on my phone for the rest of this long bus journey
dormantgay: let 2k15 be the year I become a celestial being and fuck off to outer space cause im fucking sick of everything
whatever-radforever: I feel so bad for my parents because they get so excited when i look at clothes that aren’t black when in all actuality im just touching them sighing and imagining how good they’d look in black
timecannotberewritten: ueaq: “when im 20 he’ll be 25” but you arent???? 20. youre 15??? and he is 20????????? why is a 20 year old into 15 year olds
natsdoppelganger: agendercole: why start calling yourself a meninist when the word misogynist already exists? This word fucks me up so much. Im’ brazilian, so to me it sounds like it comes from the word “menininho” (portuguese), meaning literally
part-of-your-worldd: snaaep: lexandrochka-10: The last day of Harry Potter. NOT OKAY IM CRYING
babyferaligator: hey i heard u like bad girls, i dont mean to brag or anything but im really really bad. at everything.
elmntry: im sick of the lies
shejla24: im deleting my life
pardonmewhileipanic: toastdurr: fairyspork: floptart: ass2007: im so glad my boyfriends penis is 2 bread lengths long (: Who the fuck measures dick size in bread *deletes blog*
kangamommy: destielsfalling: howtobeafuckinglady: The National Costume portion of the Miss Universe Pageant is always the most amazing shit show on earth every year oh canada… im not even from canada and I love you. What the living hell is this?
trches: MY DAD WALKED IN ON ME FILMING THIS IM SCREAMING
justinhiills: lokifeelsruinedmylife: gerancho: freshprinceoftsundere: EVERYTHING THAT YOU FEEL IS JUST A CHEMICAL REACTION INSIDE YOUR HEAD WOW so if im in love with someone does that make it a chemical romance not anymore get out
bigbardafree: deciding i was pretty was the best thing that i ever did one day i was just like fuck this im pretty and i was
ahemily:ahemily: guys im online shopping for dog collars and i just found a website where you can have stuff printed on the collars and theres one here that says ‘slut’ thats hillarious :’) edit: this one says ‘bitch’ omfgggg HOLY SHIT THOSE
concernedresidentofbakerstreet: hippostin: the way Portia is looking at Ellen kills me “look at this fucking nerd im so glad i married her
meglm:Andy pls!…Ok this is dumb im sorry.
shinkoukei:im crying the shark performed better than she did
theannieplanet:theannieplanet:theannieplanet:theannieplanet:im gonna liveblog the super bowl they are all running around one guy fell over theres a ball
dickaydance:dickaydance:infinity-on-urie:daydrexmaway:I hate myself.Fucking hell Amazing i swear to god, if this is the mmm whatcha say meme im gonna punch somebody i fucking knew it
yelyahwilliams:superior-homosexual: solluxander: is that the i smell like beef kid I LOOKED IT UP AND IT FRICKING IS IM A GRANDMOTHA
mydogsnokes:if the loch ness monster is ever proven to be real i’m throwing a huge party and im gonna get Fucked Up
xtjna: im moving
saunterdown: #this is some like dark mage sorcerer goddess fashion going on here im diggin it so hard
manic-subsidal:baby’s names is aquabats af im DONE
jerkidiot:*clears throat* okay this next song is called “im not my best friend’s best friend” and it goes a little something like this *throws the microphone* *muffled screams* *crying for 7 years*
howsyourcoffeechadkroeger: im gonna fill the hole in my heart with concert tickets and vinyls and acoustic sing alongs and new albums and old albums and good lyrics and bad lyrics and lyrics i want to tattoo across every inch of my skin and harmonies
bonny-notion: found this in a doctors office im not convinced they know what drugs do
nostalgicnap:paleyetpretty:hellobrendonurie: infinity-a-deux: rabioheab: the people who make lyric videos on youtube are the backbone of this nation where’s the picture of that sugar we’re going down lyric video do u realize how hard im laughing
bitelchus: swatlock: Pop Culture References in Shrek 2 (1/?) Click the gifs for more information OH MY GOD, IM SO GLAD I FOUND THIS ON MY DASH. I´VE BEEN LOOKING FOR IT FOR AGES.
notwifi:um hi, my friend wants to know if you think im hot
firemen:i laugh at myself so much im so funny
unregardless: hello im auditioning for the role of heisenberg and i’ll be singing “say my name” by destiny’s child
timid:my neutral expression makes me look like im always in a bad mood which is convenient because it’s usually true
themanwithfrozenhearts: im a really affectionate person once you get past my 5 layers of shyness, awkwardness, fear, vague dislike, and loneliness
exclusiveprince: Im hollerin
howsyourcoffeechadkroeger:im gonna fill the hole in my heart with concert tickets and vinyls and acoustic sing alongs and new albums and old albums and good lyrics and bad lyrics and lyrics i want to tattoo across every inch of my skin and harmonies and
sharingneedles: toxichellboy: whats better than this im laughing so fucking hard my mom just texted me telling me to shut up
legfruit:d0nn0: d0nn0: i got a headache :/ google says im gonna die why is google sending you death threats for having a headache
sillylovesongs:skvs: do u think its him THEY EVEN ADDED THE EXTRA R IM CRYING
ifyoucarryonthisway:am i the only one thats literally obsessed with food like if my mom tells me we’re getting subway tomorrow i will lay in bed and think omfg im getting subway tomorrow and then i’ll wake up and be like yay subway today i have somethign
decembuary: shout out to girls who never go to school wearing makeup and have messy hair and want to look nice but never really have the energy to because i dont see very many posts for them and i want them to know that im proud they were able to get
tortellinigirl: IM AT CHURCH CAMP AND THEY ACCIDENTALLY JUST STARTED PLAYING SHOTS OVER THE LOUD SPEAKERS . THE FIRST LYRICS ARE LITERALLY “ARE YALL READY TO GET FUCKED UP” . YOU CANNOT EVEN BEGIN TO IMAGINE THE FACES OF HUNDREDS OF HOMESCHOOLED
lastofthetimeladies: im-a-timelord-you-ass: lastofthetimeladies: lastofthetimeladies: MY MOM JUST ASKED ME WHAT I WANT MY CAKE TO BE FOR MY SPIDER-MAN THEMED BIRTHDAY PARTY AND I TOLD HER I WANT IT TO BE IN THE SHAPE OF ANDREW GARFIELD’S BUTT AND
bonny-notion:found this in a doctors office im not convinced they know what drugs do
marukobott: if i ever misgender you: it is not on purpose i promise im very sorry tell me your correct pronouns and ill use them spray me with cold water
cursedkennedy:so im bored and inserting random celebrities into the hunger games simulator andalex turner u idiot u are just gonna make eddie vedder stronger that’s where he gets his power from
neptunain: legal tip: if a cop catches you smoking weed, be sure to tell them “whoever smelt it dealt it” because then they have to arrest themselves. trust me im a lawyerman
llxah: llxah: llxah: OUR ART GROUP HAS A CHAT CALLED ‘FUCK BITCHES GET MONET’ NOW IT IS ‘WAKE ME UP BEFORE YOU GOGH GOGH’ ‘FIRST THINGS FIRST IM SURREALIST’
billieyoarmstrong: books-and-cookies: leaves-on-the-forest-floor: IM CRYING THERE ARE TEARS RUNNING DOWN MY FACE. I spent at least 10 minutes watching this on repeat. I cried so much. It’s the best thing I’ve seen in a long time.
clestroying:So im listening to old Lady Gaga songsthen i go to read the comments and
my-dads-the-king-of-hell: so apparently an arm can sell on the black market for 逕, (躔 for the shoulder plus 踡 for the hand an forearm) and a leg can sell for 躔 (at least thats the lowest price of an albino leg so im guessing here) So
newtgender:ok but…. im just saying… this picture of mercury makes it look like the roundest potato in existence that someone started to peel but got distracted
