im not kidding
NSFW Tumblr
find im not kidding on porn pin board
im not kidding clips
lxxxve: It’s almost as if it’s not his kid but it’s his suitcase so he keeps going.
faboratory: sleepthroughthealarm: i’m on a baby names website to name a character one of these things is not like the other yeah i mean who the frick would name their kid shaelynn
ps4official: hOLD THE FUCK UP spy kids two is supposed to be a light hearted film for the whole family not make me have an existential crisis
legalmexican: officialdaddyegbert: davvvd: -annoying: the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut I thought this was the “I would like to speak with a manager” haircut it’s
squidyword: prettyboyshyflizzy: WHEN THE WEIRD WHITE KID FROM BIOLOGY START ACTING UP ON TWITTER GUESS WHO’S NOT GOING TO SCHOOL TOMORROW ? OH MY GOFD AUGUST
karenhealey: princess-neville: vbook-of-a-thousand-days: Wow I did not know this I TEACH MY KIDS THIS IN EVERY CLASS it makes me so happy
hiatus-is-killing-me: jimmypagesunderagedgirlfriend: a tEENAGER???… withPOLITCIAL OPINIONS?? no… politics for adults. this not affect you. go sit at kids table (5 min later) this new generation of teenagers doesn’t care about anything besides
g0dziiia: wild-adebisi-hash-wreaths: silentlystunt: mcgarrygirl78: weloveshortvideos: Massive respect for her Damn I need to see more of this. She got right with whitey, “not in front of my kids”. He had the wrong mf one that day white men
reannmallari: joshislegit: omgxnaaaate: kimluvzsecks: awwniiiigga: thatkidjayzee: this heart is for you ;] ohhhh shit, thats fucking dope! skillz whoas DUDE THATS FUCKIN FUN TO DO LOL. im not even kidding. o_o this shiiit is dope . LOOK
sarahakele: just so we’re clear if i ever become famous you guys totally have my 100% permission to use me to get back at any bitches who teased you in school like im not even kidding just send me a message with your situation and i will fly my ass
frenchtugboat:thegoneseriesblog: Tbh Americans are so funny they’re like “OMYGOD THERE’S A CONCERT NEAR MY HOUSE its like a 3 hours drive!!!!” and Europeans are like “WTF A 3 HOUR DRIVE ARE YOU KIDDING IM NOT GOING TO FRANCE FOR THAT??!!!”
kaialone: im crying look at this fucking digimonits name is gundramon i am not kidding this is a real digimon
bit-of-the-gay: byciclee: flxwerrr:this is mad intense im not even kidding cant even draw a star with out doing the criss crossy thing Frfr^
flxwerrr: this is mad intense im not even kidding
biphobic-bisexual: giving ur son a barbie doll won’t make him like boys. giving ur daughter a hot wheels car won’t make her like girls. i mean, look at me, i played with both as a kid and i like- ok im not a good example but u get the point
obenibo: bandmembersandcats: dirkuu: dragonsroar: sly-nig: zigazig-ah: The Teletubbies unmasked EVERYTHING I HAD EVER EXPECTED OR HOPED FOR I TOTALLY DISREGARDED THE FACT THAT THERE WERE PEOPLE IN THOSE COSTUMES im not even fucking kidding
coryfiddler: girlsbydaylight: Disney Families by Grodansnagel im not even kidding, thank you <3
caslerrr43: im not a kid - xfactor/nowadays
pun-cat: myblackeyeddemon: didanthology: multiplicityandme: deoxyribonucleics: on wednesday someone in my class asked what schizophrenia was and these were the exact words my teacher said im not fucking kidding:“schizophrenia, or bipolar as its
pre-med-timelord: im-not-a-climbing-frame: kristyjacobo: Forever reblogging this. And the fact that there’s more than one company means several people called makes it even better. Ohh the kids of CHOP
kernelatorsblog: panicmoon15: panicmoon15: the 7 y/o boy who lives next door doesn’t want to go in the house to bed and i just heard his dad use the old “you live under my roof, you live by my rules” and the kid just shouted back “im not under your
batteur-senpai: unsuccessfulmetalbenders: calliedope: hot topic has some cool stuff but its embarrassing just walking in that store tbh thank you so much for putting this into words Walk into hot topic like yo wuddup im not a scene kid
apha4me: thegypsycob: myresin: absolitutely: colts-corgis-cascades: IM NOT CRYING YOURE CRYING FUCK THIS WTF I hate dogs.They’re far too precious for us 😭 The dirtbag neighbor kids need to be murdered.
regenerador: im not even kidding that’s an actual thing that happens
wowza-wowzers: im not even kidding. No matter how mediocre the idea is, i feel so intense and like theres a surge of energy in my body.
tikkunthisfuckingolam: aceremuslupin: im-not-a-real-hero: mcufandomhatespeopleofcolor: plintoon-reblogs: jollysnidge: I keep thinking how much more powerful the Spiderman origin story would be if Peter Parker was an African American kid, whose Uncle
didanthology:multiplicityandme: deoxyribonucleics: on wednesday someone in my class asked what schizophrenia was and these were the exact words my teacher said im not fucking kidding:“schizophrenia, or bipolar as its called, is when you have like…
endless-daydream: super-gay-natural: heavy-metal-vegan: Presents Opening Children Illustration by Rob Sheridan i… im not sure… idk i think it’s cute they’re this family and the parents are just like awwwh look at our kids opening their
1143goodz: my favorit type of girl to fuck is ones with a kid and a husband your mom just happend to fit the description so no im not sorry that i fucked your mom i might even do it again
sexiestmoan: Hi loves! Guess what…im not going anywhere, i was just kidding with you guys ha! I love blogging too much to leave you. I wish you all the best for the new year, hope you accomplish some of your goals, lots of love and happiness. Its
bookavid: flxwerrr:this is mad intense im not even kidding never drawing ever aga<in
pun-cat: myblackeyeddemon: didanthology:multiplicityandme: deoxyribonucleics: on wednesday someone in my class asked what schizophrenia was and these were the exact words my teacher said im not fucking kidding:“schizophrenia, or bipolar as its called,
thebuttqueen: this is a literal dilemma? HELP? I WATCHED A VIDEO OF A GORGEOUS BOY ON YOUTUBE AND NOW I AM IN LOVE WITH HIM IM NOT EVEN KIDDING LIKE I WANNA MEET THIS BOY AND MARRY HIM AND I CANT STOP THINKING OF HIM BECAUSE HE IS A LITERAL ANGEL? WHAT
today in media class this weird kid who’s really fucking weird couldnt get a button on my computer to work so he was like you can probably do it, you have magic hands. BUT WHY.
byciclee: flxwerrr:this is mad intense im not even kidding cant even draw a star with out doing the criss crossy thing
ninihoho: ninihoho: honestly right now i’m so done with harry styles i am so emotional right now because of him i haven’t been like this in years do u NOT UNDESRSTAND THAT IM CONSIDERING FLINGING MYSELF OFFA CLIFF
slutwhat: im literally just waiting for someone to tell me that this is all one big joke and that he’s not really dead, it just doesn’t feel real Rip Cory monteith
deergay: theactualdavestrider: deergay: friendly tip: if youre eating chinese food and it tastes awful, just smother it in soy sauce. just fucking cover it in soy sauce im not even kidding that fixes everything but can it fix our government soy sauce
flxwerrr:this is mad intense im not even kidding