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I’m Not a Kid: Part 2
“Come back to bed, love. I’ll help you sleep.”How to kill insomnia, by world’s best fiance Viktor Nikiforov
kokomimi: im not even kidding
“Emilie, i’m not your personal babysitter where you can just drop your kid off when you have work to do…”
camerondatass: alexa before all that plastic surgery. im not even fucking kidding
wowza-wowzers: im not even kidding. No matter how mediocre the idea is, i feel so intense and like theres a surge of energy in my body.
thepossibilitiesarendless: IM NOT EVEN FUCKING KIDDING. THIS IS SO FUCKING TRUE.
flxwerrr:this is mad intense im not even kidding
the-air-is-thick-with-magic: hhaahoran: hhaahoran: im not even kidding today i turned on the news this morning and it said that in australia they had to stop a golf match because kangaroos were roaming around on the golf course and i couldn’t stop
sirchubbybunny: glngerales: douchetier: since the whole daddyofive thing came to light can we actually just? stop youtube “prank” culture in general. and im not talking about harmless little shit. i’m talking about actively fucking with kids,
frenchtugboat:thegoneseriesblog:Tbh Americans are so funny they’re like “OMYGOD THERE’S A CONCERT NEAR MY HOUSE its like a 3 hours drive!!!!”and Europeans are like “WTF A 3 HOUR DRIVE ARE YOU KIDDING IM NOT GOING TO FRANCE FOR THAT??!!!”
frenchtugboat:thegoneseriesblog: Tbh Americans are so funny they’re like “OMYGOD THERE’S A CONCERT NEAR MY HOUSE its like a 3 hours drive!!!!” and Europeans are like “WTF A 3 HOUR DRIVE ARE YOU KIDDING IM NOT GOING TO FRANCE FOR THAT??!!!”
sarahakele: just so we’re clear if i ever become famous you guys totally have my 100% permission to use me to get back at any bitches who teased you in school like im not even kidding just send me a message with your situation and i will fly my ass
bandmembersandcats: dirkuu: dragonsroar: sly-nig: zigazig-ah: The Teletubbies unmasked EVERYTHING I HAD EVER EXPECTED OR HOPED FOR I TOTALLY DISREGARDED THE FACT THAT THERE WERE PEOPLE IN THOSE COSTUMES im not even fucking kidding i just there
hatters-art: (x) im not sure if toph should have been allowed near kids. gawd dam I wish toph was my mom lol XD
thatepicnerd: Im not even kidding
davestrider: little kids picking up animals makes me incredibly nervous Oh good, Im not the only one.
theonlyeaglebird replied to your post: Just curious how cum You knOw that you made up the phrase spsrkledog That’s like how I started all the “HOLY SHIT I DO NOT CARE” dubs of that one comic with the kids in front of the principal. im not sure
fishmech:theradicalace:campyvillain:soooo fox news are trying to create what’s essentially a hotline for parents to out lgbt educators and lgbt kids in school situations and im not saying that you should flood it with as much cursed images and gay shit
dirkuu: dragonsroar: sly-nig: zigazig-ah: The Teletubbies unmasked EVERYTHING I HAD EVER EXPECTED OR HOPED FOR I TOTALLY DISREGARDED THE FACT THAT THERE WERE PEOPLE IN THOSE COSTUMES im not even fucking kidding i just there were PEOPLE in there
Thinking back to when I was a kid the way I felt most of the time was almost drunk. Im not sure if it was my medication. You know the stereotype of the drunk asshole hitting on people and making them uncomfortable? That’s how I see myself when I tried
sharonabot9000: filialpail replied to your post: sharooonaaa get back on that tablet and draw alien kids humping RIGHT NOW REQUESTING VRISKA TOPPING THE FUCK OUT OF TAVROS because I can’t reply to you for whatever reason on my main account. im not
douchetier: since the whole daddyofive thing came to light can we actually just? stop youtube “prank” culture in general. and im not talking about harmless little shit. i’m talking about actively fucking with kids, making them cry, and also messing
sic-semper-cynicus: finnijer: thenevertale: 4eyedblonde: joshishollywood: whupwhupwhup: i dont im not hm This is so fucking unnecessary SHUSH This was one of my absolute favorite movies when I was a kid, I carried the movie’s box around with
hayleyvstheforcesofevil: im-not-a-real-hero: mcufandomhatespeopleofcolor: plintoon-reblogs: jollysnidge: I keep thinking how much more powerful the Spiderman origin story would be if Peter Parker was an African American kid, whose Uncle Ben was shot
sallys91355: flxwerrr: this is mad intense im not even kidding Intensely talented
I have spent a month and half in college and I can honestly say I have learned jack shit. I’m taking five classes, three of which have nothing to do with my major or minor, but still. I have learned nothing! I learned more in one class in high school
flxwerrr: this is mad intense im not even kidding
kswizzleee: All my Vietnamese kids. Reblog if you know what this is. im not viet but i use this sometimes…
resurrectedreplayer: wulphire: resurrectedreplayer: Coheed tonight aaa Weren’t Kidding with the working out Adi~ <3 whY DOES EVERONE SAY I HAVE MUSCLES IM NOT MUSCLY *points* the tank-top speaks all!
spamanos: spamanos: spamanos: this was real. this happened IM NOT EVEN KIDDING THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED IRL
batteur-senpai: unsuccessfulmetalbenders: calliedope: hot topic has some cool stuff but its embarrassing just walking in that store tbh thank you so much for putting this into words Walk into hot topic like what up im not a scene kid
johngreendaily: “It’s a love story about two kids with cancer, but it’s not about cancer”
evincibly: When I was a kid, I wanted to be older… This shit is not what I expected
unamusedsloth: These kids are going places, maybe not college but places…
autisticmage: not to be an Sjw™ but uh…. trigger jokes are essentially jokes about actual ptsd and the real, terrifying, and often humiliating symptoms that come with it. maybe it’s because im not hip w/ the kids, but i don’t really understand
heartless: im not even kidding when i say im the jealous type dont ever talk about the person i like because they are mine and i will rip your soul out
panicmoon15: panicmoon15: the 7 y/o boy who lives next door doesn’t want to go in the house to bed and i just heard his dad use the old “you live under my roof, you live by my rules” and the kid just shouted back “im not under your roof im
holmstuck: one time in 6th grade these kids found out that im not religious somehow and they cornered me at lunch and told me that i was going to hell so i stood completely still and rolled my eyes back into my head and said “im already there” and
sunny-dayes: A glimpse into Sam’s locker. Omg im not even kidding im screaming rn. Help. maroonruckus
relaxyourth0rax: if i have kids im going to wait until they’re 13 and on their birthday they’re going to randomly wake up with the tumblr sign up page opened and im not gonna tell them it was me and when they start using tumblr speak two weeks later
GOSH IM KIDDING IM NOT ALWAYS HORNY. I JUST SAID THAT BECAUSE IT WENT WITH THE WHOLE HAPPY AND HUNGRY!
lovemysis-88: im totally not kidding brother, your cock is so big that it cant fit in those pants.. take them off, im sure it can fit inside me
a little tiny dream of mine would be to work on a cute cartoon show for kids…. with the cute themes like littlest pet shop or mlp. that’d be super cool
