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chubmissive: thesoftestskitty: chubmissive: One thing you guys may not know about me; I still live with my parents who are very strict and religious. Im not allowed to wear trousers, date boys or drink (ofc I break all of these rules because I’m
enlargers: “i dont know about you, but im feeling 22 officer so i dont think these underage drinking charges should really apply to me”
unphazedcat: when guys be like ‘oh i am not really attracted to bigger girls because they are unhealthy’ but go an date thin girls who smoke and drink heavily Im sure lung and liver disease is so much better for her.
raisa-allin: im ready! take me out! need big drinks!
megvnmvrie:Fuck me with a candy cane, just kidding i already did that ;) but im so in the moooood for christmas, i wanna snort hot chocolate and drink mulled wine. My body is readyyy. Every year for christmas my mom does a candle and sweetie hamper for
:i dont do holds very often so im still not good at them, two hours in i got super desperate from drinking too much too quickly, almost wet myself in front of my roommate, good thing i hopped in the bath to record me losing it
concreteobsession: aesthetictrek: ineedtochangemyfuckingurl: notoriouslywild: dominickwhelton: IM LITERALLY SCREAMING I JUST SPIT OUT MY DRINK ALL OVER MY BED I need my eyes cleansed… There’s an alternate universe out there where you didn’t
moodyspacebabe: bbybluehefner: chleopatrapaige: tchalisew: raychjackson: I spit out my drink spicy lmfao This is why we need a class on hyper masculinity im crying dawg lmfaoooo i cant b crying 😂😂😂😂
nawtycurves-deactivated20210614:I barely wear anything around the house, im sure your buddies wont mind next time they come over for a drink 😈 Meet me 📲 OnLyfans
fuck-you-im-high: 0. Height: Virgin? Shoe Size Do you Smoke? Do you Drink? Do you take drugs? Age you get mistaken for: Have Tattoos? Want any tattoos? Got any Piercings? Want any Piercings? Best friend? Relationship status: Biggest turn ons:
e4rleb1rd: lunchboxpussy: Lunchbox and e4rleb1rd BFF’s: We all know Im buds with e4rleb1rd but If he ever steps out of line….. Note: Its nice having dirt on your friends. Dude, let it go. I know you saw the goat first but you did make me drink
itssexualhour: yeah so i was at my friends house (im a girl hes a guy) and his parents weren’t home so we broke into his dad booze cabinet and started drinking. we ended up cudding and watching re-runs of full house, and he told me he loved me and
lampsarepeopletoo: i took a drink of ginger ale and all the sudden im thrusty
demented-fantasies: im—a—fan: freshprinceofbeleriand: isn’t it weird to think that you might be drinking the water that someone drowned in and that you might be breathing in the same air that last left a dying person’s lungs and that gift you
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Nice im thursti! Thats my drink 🍸! Hahaha
pizzaotter: gigaguess: aesthetictrek: ineedtochangemyfuckingurl: notoriouslywild: dominickwhelton: IM LITERALLY SCREAMING I JUST SPIT OUT MY DRINK ALL OVER MY BED I need my eyes cleansed… There’s an alternate universe out there where you didn’t
mastersaysboysobey: jep2008: stevenparisi13: Please spread this picture for my ultimate exposure. I want the entire world to know im a cum addicted faggot. 100 notes i will upload a video of me drinking piss. 250 notes i will upload a video of a
dajeve: i used to go to mcdonalds in nashville and order a large drink and then while they were handing it to me in the drive thru i would let it slip through my hands onto the ground and start crying(im a really good actor) and then they would get me
gatorbiscuits: *drinks water* im hydrating my flesh prison
femmebosskoopa: ithotyouknew2: veryfineshawty: arabellesicardi: dar-a: diaz-devan: whitegirlsaintshit: gaspack: im the girls. i’m the chicken nuggets This is really me us tag yourself i’m the squat I’m the drinking wine I’m
foxykittenn:I was up until 5:30 this morning drinking with an old friend. Im such a hungover lil kitten but nothing a superjail binge and mint ice cream can’t fix😭🤘🏻
I’m wide awake and I go to get something to drink and I catch my boyfriend watching porn. IM WIDE AWAKE. then he wants to sit there and lie to my face about it. I know what the fuck I saw. I’m not stupid. don’t wanna have sex with me?
sobeitjay2:brokeco:sobeitjay2:Every day i wake up im excited to drink waterWhyCause THAT SHIT GOOD NIGGA
velourslut: dirtykarissa: Very sexy pisser! I am a pisswhore. I love being pissed on; being pissed in; drinking piss. I don’t know why, I just do. I look at people and wonder, “What does his/her piss taste like?” hey im a pisswhore 2!!!!
scruise29: fantasticbananacowboyperson:vividhotsexy: russiacore: I love grandma activities… sleeping early, drinking tea, knitting, buying ugly sweaters and tacky clothing, gardening, feeding all the neighbourhood cats, sewing… Im all abt that!
bloodcavern: dear coca cola company, i drank some of your POWERADE drink and im still weak as fuck when will the power begin to kick in? please reply soon, i just sent a mass text to my entire school saying i would beat up the football team this friday
wizcoylifa: dear coca cola company, i drank some of your POWERADE drink and im still weak as fuck when will the power begin to kick in? please reply soon, i just sent a mass text to my entire school saying i would beat up the football team this friday
what-is-this-i-dont-even: smorgasbordgie: what-is-this-i-dont-even: my dinner is doritos Takes me back to Friday nights in the late 90s, watching Nickelodeon and drinking Hawaiian Punch. no im just eating doritos
codeinewarrior: i used to go to mcdonalds in nashville and order a large drink and then while they were handing it to me in the drive thru i would let it slip through my hands onto the ground and start crying(im a really good actor) and then they would
ammit420: macguyber: ammit420: *white highschooler voice* im just honest w/ my parents about my drinking and smoking and they respect that. forreal dude you should just tell your parents straight up what you’re doing and theyll appreciate it :)
wocs: im gonna move to italy and just drink wine and eat fruit and pasta all day and care for my plants and flowers only
wizcoylifa:dear coca cola company, i drank some of your POWERADE drink and im still weak as fuck when will the power begin to kick in? please reply soon, i just sent a mass text to my entire school saying i would beat up the football team this friday
imanes: women be drinking hot leaf water (im women)
shez-soft:cant wait til im 30, on a balcony in a foreign country, drinking wine, wearing nothing but a silk robe, & have filled 18 notebooks
wav3ydaz3: monkeysaysficus: Not to be That Guy™️, but UNMUTE THIS im in a used massage chair i found in the street drinking wine out of a daffy duck mug and this is matching my energy perfectly
hornycunt420: Kik submission from a hot latina ;) im gunna meet her for drinks later tonight who knows what will happen.. @hornycunt420
youngphilo: videohall:Monkey buys a drink from a vending machine > exactly how I act when the vending machine is taking too long. videos like this really fascinate me…im sitting here high af and I keep watching this over and over and I have so
j4ya: nickelbackthatassup:literally Starbucks keeps releasing drinks on social media and not communicating it to employees so people are coming in like can I have a cupcake frappuccino and im like who are you what the heck are you talking about #me and
maeda-en is my favorite brand of sencha. except the paper used to make the bags are not as good quality as the used to be D: probably not the best thing, to be drinking tea, since im sleeping in 2 hours. HAAA so smart
gluuuh I have a really bad sore throat ): and now Im wishing I had the magical lemons. And I’m also wishing that you didn’t drink the magical lemons. oh well.
kristina100000:i hate the “watch a movie” suggestion when i say im bored b*tch shut up i have adhd 😭😭😭😭😭😭 i need to drink motor oil
written-moths: it happens every time, it sounds like suicide im hesitant but i guess ill drink the kool-aid once again
wocs:im gonna move to italy and just drink wine and eat fruit and pasta all day and care for my plants and flowers only
brassers: aesthetictrek: ineedtochangemyfuckingurl: notoriouslywild: dominickwhelton: IM LITERALLY SCREAMING I JUST SPIT OUT MY DRINK ALL OVER MY BED I need my eyes cleansed… There’s an alternate universe out there where you didn’t post this
vividhotsexy: russiacore: I love grandma activities… sleeping early, drinking tea, knitting, buying ugly sweaters and tacky clothing, gardening, feeding all the neighbourhood cats, sewing… Im all abt that!
msrodens: i don’t get why parents think it’s bad to stay up late on the computer even on weekends, i mean i could be in another city, partying, getting drunk, high or raped, but im in my room drinking coffee, watching tv shows or reading gay fanfiction.
inpayne: @Real_Liam_Payne: and no im not drunk i don’t even drink?
penetrieren: im just out here trying to eat fruit and stay moisturized and drink water and recover from childhood trauma and protect my vibes, man
peanotbotter:grosezero:peanotbotter:how are there people that can even remotely function on weed. im straight up moaning like a beast drinking milk Original post date: September 11th 2098 OH FUCK
