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numberonehulktrash: owson: hipsterloli:Japan has a bara maid cafe and im typing this from the airport oh my god “Food and drink are on the expensive side, but if you order a can of beer, your macho waiter will pour it and then crush the can.”
wethesexythings: As requested: drinking my own pee! it tasted so good im such a dirty princess 😍😋💦😛
u36a: bye im going to drink beer and play games
wav3ydaz3: monkeysaysficus: Not to be That Guy™️, but UNMUTE THIS im in a used massage chair i found in the street drinking wine out of a daffy duck mug and this is matching my energy perfectly I’m glad Storm made a quick appearance at Coachella
inpayne: @Real_Liam_Payne: and no im not drunk i don’t even drink?
elizabethnoir: aesthetictrek: ineedtochangemyfuckingurl: notoriouslywild: dominickwhelton: IM LITERALLY SCREAMING I JUST SPIT OUT MY DRINK ALL OVER MY BED I need my eyes cleansed… There’s an alternate universe out there where you didn’t post
bdizz13: cheatingwhitegirl:My boyfriend hired a mexican landscaper to take care of our property.every saturday when hes at work.One day i invited him in for a drink and to pay him for mowing the lawn.Next thing i know im in my boyfriends bed fucking
gatorbiscuits: *drinks water* im hydrating my flesh prison
I’ve haven’t dranks in a month is so and im getting g drink
nuka-rockit: depression: hey no one truly loves you and nothing you do will ever matter me, doing a test on what jelly bean I’d be while drinking stale pepsi out of a mug: at least im not fucking licorice flavor god could you imagine Me currently
zeuspiss: im sorry… … i got some bad news… … . drinking tea doesn’t make you anymore intelligent or cultural. i know. take your time.
jeankirstchein: YESTERDAY I FOUND OUT MILKSHAKES MEANS BOOBS AND IM VERY DISTRESSED I THOUGHT THE SONG WAS ABOUT ATTRACTING MALES BY SWEET COLD DRINKS MADE IN A BLENDER
theothersideofthefarside: aesthetictrek: ineedtochangemyfuckingurl: notoriouslywild: dominickwhelton: IM LITERALLY SCREAMING I JUST SPIT OUT MY DRINK ALL OVER MY BED I need my eyes cleansed… There’s an alternate universe out there where you
l0rdfapulous: bigtittydgemini: longbeachgriffy:How bartenders serve drinks in the club I’m the Oh sHIT Im dying 😭😂
shez-soft:cant wait til im 30, on a balcony in a foreign country, drinking wine, wearing nothing but a silk robe, & have filled 18 notebooks
dont text me "hey what are you doing" im probably listening to drake and drinking dasani water
champagnefather:*drinks more water than usual* i can’t believe all these positive changes im making in 2015 :)
aesthetictrek: ineedtochangemyfuckingurl: notoriouslywild: dominickwhelton: IM LITERALLY SCREAMING I JUST SPIT OUT MY DRINK ALL OVER MY BED I need my eyes cleansed… There’s an alternate universe out there where you didn’t post this and we
moosefix: moosefix: i swear it takes seconds to break over a decade of trust. im so hurt my cat knocked over my drink and stole my ham
taibestrongqueen: supportcaleon: KINGS DEAD PROPER VERSION LMFAOOOOOO THE DRINK . Im DEADD
greathaircut: im a gamer. i live my life RPG style. i take risks. i barge into strangers houses. i drink weird liquids that give me powers and enchantments. i inspect shrubs and bushes for secret gems. i cast spells. i hoard all my healing items. i
blackfairypresident: me: (is feeling depressed) tumblr post: drink some tea!! get a plant!!! luv u!! uwu me: (though that post didnt help me. im not going to trash & mock it. because everyones self care is different and those cute positivity posts
breakfastburritoe: stinkybarbie: breakfastburritoe: i drink a virgin screwdriver every morning im so hardcore isnt that just orange juice *sweats nervously*
voidbat: baphomeme: im serious about that “stop saving things for special occasions” bit tho like. even if u aren’t in your 20s. thats for everyone. its one of the most useful things ive learned lately stop! just stop. eat the special snack. drink
If anyone wants to talk, im awake and drinking because I didn’t realize I was dating another guy who doesnt give a flying fuck that I give 150% more to this relationship than he does.
modelocan: officialcrow: this website made drinking water fucking corny now im tryna get so dehydrated when i skeet in her mouth she gotta chew it first Listen I resent that and you
chubmissive: thesoftestskitty: chubmissive: One thing you guys may not know about me; I still live with my parents who are very strict and religious. Im not allowed to wear trousers, date boys or drink (ofc I break all of these rules because I’m
ben-c: spacecatoverlord: ben-c: ARISTOTLE WAS DRINKING FROM MY WATER GLASS AND HE NOTICED ME WATCHING HIM AND HE FUCKING WAVED AND RAN OVER TO ME HELP IM WEAK What is this ? ¿ ? I love it. I want 10. babe have u…..never seen a squirrel before,,
vividhotsexy: russiacore: I love grandma activities… sleeping early, drinking tea, knitting, buying ugly sweaters and tacky clothing, gardening, feeding all the neighbourhood cats, sewing… Im all abt that!
squick-too-quick: documentaryonhotels: ruffiticus: davestriderblazedlife420: shit im late for slender school THIS ONE IS THE BEST EVERYONE ELSE CAN GO HOME /SPITS OUT DRINK SO DONE
j4ya: nickelbackthatassup:literally Starbucks keeps releasing drinks on social media and not communicating it to employees so people are coming in like can I have a cupcake frappuccino and im like who are you what the fuck are you talking about #me and
fang107: I can’t wait to fucking drink til I black out on my birthday. I hope I get hurt in the process. Welp I guess im going to your birthday so that you don’t get hurt
fang107: berandomness: fang107: I can’t wait to fucking drink til I black out on my birthday. I hope I get hurt in the process. Welp I guess im going to your birthday so that you don’t get hurt So what? Maybe someone will do something else that
fang107: berandomness: fang107: berandomness: fang107: I can’t wait to fucking drink til I black out on my birthday. I hope I get hurt in the process. Welp I guess im going to your birthday so that you don’t get hurt So what? Maybe someone
nuka-rockit: depression: hey no one truly loves you and nothing you do will ever matter me, doing a test on what jelly bean I’d be while drinking stale pepsi out of a mug: at least im not fucking licorice flavor god could you imagine
liquidstar: tabbythekouhai: liquidstar: liquidstar: currently drinking juice with my custom krazy straw that says “bitch” while wearing comically large sunglasses and i think im finding my true self rn tbh How long must you suck in order for
babytrain:babytrain:how do trains drink their beveragesthey chugga it . follow for more jokes im funny
peanotbotter:grosezero:peanotbotter:how are there people that can even remotely function on weed. im straight up moaning like a beast drinking milk Original post date: September 11th 2098 OH FUCK
writhe: i want to be at a basement show, boozy and invincible, getting intimate with the people im learning to love, in a very fleeting sense, as we slam our bodies shoulder-to-shoulder in a haphazard pit, grinning but barely spilling our drinks. i want
exeggcute:what I wouldn’t give to have the gastric constitution of a nine-year-old again. like you know when you’re in grade school and you’re like okay I’m gonna have some gushers and pizza and one of those dubious chalky grocery
xjasdrewx: pcyeol-drinks-your-bubbletea: xjasdrewx: gnarly: xndria: OHMYGOD JOHNNY YOU LOOK LIKE ESTEBAN WHEN HE SUMMONED THE GHOST HOL Y M OLY. gnarly i think its finally time to let u guys know that im his long lost son Johnny Julio Ricardo
hoshikuso: akitrash:Since Im a dumbbutt who didnt realize drinking coffee at night is a bad idea, I drew fanart! One of the fics that I absolutely love is “The Hot Doctor” by hoshikuso! I always get really giddy when there’s a new update (((o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o)))
akitrash: Since Im a dumbbutt who didnt realize drinking coffee at night is a bad idea, I drew fanart! One of the fics that I absolutely love is “The Hot Doctor” by hoshikuso! I always get really giddy when there’s a new update (((o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o)))
barebackinq: lilpicassa: frenchquartz: https://instagram.com/p/BRy77wFFwfx/ im about to kill myself drink the crystal juice gain passage through the cosmos
filthypornblog: IM A GUY AND WHAT YOU SEE IS WHAT I LIKE PLEASE ASK ANYTHING AND SUBMISSIONS MORE THAN WELCOMEKIK ME AT GAZZAING2 …18+ONLY mmmm may i have the honor of drinking Your hot fresh piss Mistress?
hear-me-ror: ill work on this later whe im not drinking wine on an empty stomach shuTUP
why im never drinking white henny again
bbybluehefner: chleopatrapaige: tchalisew: raychjackson: I spit out my drink spicy lmfao This is why we need a class on hyper masculinity im crying dawg lmfaoooo i cant b
Fuck. Im gonna drink some more and drown out my feelings
17yr: this baby was drinking from a straw and tilted her cup upside down and it spilled all over her and i was thinking “what a fucking idiot” and then i realized its a baby and im just a terrible person
robertlightwood: im stressed because i don’t want to be a nurse or a teacher or a lawyer i just want to read books and listen to music and travel and drink coffee but there’s so much pressure to become successful in terms of money and my career and
i-think-im-tripping: ridge: why does everyone care about being mature for their age like maybe i fucking like drinking from juice boxes and eating my popcorn like a fucking lizard fight me about it Why can’t I just be my own person and live life
wizcoylifa: dear coca cola company, i drank some of your POWERADE drink and im still weak as fuck when will the power begin to kick in? please reply soon, i just sent a mass text to my entire school saying i would beat up the football team this friday
enlargers: “i dont know about you, but im feeling 22 officer so i dont think these underage drinking charges should really apply to me”
demented-fantasies: im—a—fan: freshprinceofbeleriand: isn’t it weird to think that you might be drinking the water that someone drowned in and that you might be breathing in the same air that last left a dying person’s lungs and that gift you
sonypraystation: inquisitivequeen: felinetsunamii: 😍😍😍😍😍 this is porn as far as I’m concerned. how u gon have a biscuit in the picture wif no drink my throat dry from lookin at this im triggered
homeboyrich: DANG IM I THE ONLY ONE THAT WANTED TO KNOW WHAT DRINK SHE GOT…
ineedtochangemyfuckingurl: notoriouslywild: dominickwhelton: IM LITERALLY SCREAMING I JUST SPIT OUT MY DRINK ALL OVER MY BED I need my eyes cleansed… There’s an alternate universe out there where you didn’t post this and we were living a much
