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harrysgettinhead: we definitely aren’t friends if we haven’t had a convo in all caps
edwardspoonhands: ashagreyjoyed: If you didn’t use to want Lizzie McGuire’s hair, you are a liar. Psh…I /had/ Lizzies McGuire’s hair…. …a whole drawer full of it…. …I was friends with her stylist.
sonianeverland: hey hey friend dont kill yourself tonight ok you have a really pretty smile and i know its not always easy to manage one but itd be a bummer if we never had the chance to see it ever again youre really important and you matter a lot so
angeldictator: I wonder if any of my friends had a crush on me but then got to know me and were like “haha no, dodged a bullet there.”
the-grace-of-cas: sonianeverland: hey hey friend dont kill yourself tonight ok you have a really pretty smile and i know its not always easy to manage one but itd be a bummer if we never had the chance to see it ever again youre really important and
clannyphantom: my bf told me a story about how when he was in the 7th grade he was really sick and almost died and had to stay in bed and no one came to see him on his birthday but his world of warcraft friends threw him a virtual party and if that
cosbyykidd: I had no idea that people didnt know how to use condoms until my friend in 8th grade asked me if your balls are supposed to go in them too.
My body had totally surrendered it seemed, but my mind, my mind was telling me no. Not this. Not James. Not his friend. What if Eric should … I closed my eyes and enjoyed the pleasures of the moment, drown myself in the sweet ambiance, moaned softly.
pocketbeastie: So one time, one of my guy friends said, “I’m pretty sure I’m straight but I’ve never slept with a man so how do I know for sure if I’m not bisexual or gay” and so he actually went and picked up a guy, had sex with him and
lamefuckboy: im-a-walking-paradox: hip-hop-lifestyle: what if your friend had a freak accident where his thang got cut off and he need a dick transplant and he ask you for 3 inches how he gon ask me for all I got
whiteguyforasiangirls: In the 19 years she lived in China, Ming Lei’s eyes had never been this large. Her friends back home all commented on how “Americanized” they were. If they only knew why…
pocketbeastie: So one time, one of my guy friends said, “I’m pretty sure I’m straight but I’ve never slept with a man so how do I know for sure if I’m not bisexual or gay” and so he actually went and picked up a guy, had sex with him and after
andaisq: some reporter asks bucky barnes, apropos of nothing, if steve is gay. bucky looks sad. “no… no, he isn’t.” the reporter is shocked and delighted by the Juicy Gossip that bucky had an unrequited crush on his best friend. bucky continues “ever
gwnstacys: “PEPPER AND RHODEY SHOT TONY DOWN EVERY TIME HE TRIED TO TELL HIM HE WAS DYING!!!!!!! HE HAD NO FRIENDS IN IRON MAN 2!!!!!!!!! THEY WEREN’T THERE FOR HIM!!!!!!!! IF ONLY STEVE WAS THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!” …wait, what?
spliffytiffyt: kiggor: What If Your Friends Acted Like Your Pets i couldnt help myself, had to reblog…. again
dontignoretheballs: Sara had asked several of her male friends if she could photograph their testicles for an art project. She never got that many photos, though. She just couldn’t keep her hands (or mouth) of their ball bags long enough to take pictures.
elphiethesane: I bugged my friend into giving me a combo for that color palette thing, she gave my Aurora in 7. Don’t know for sure if she meant this version or not, but screw it, she has the best hair. Pose based off a sketch of her I’ve had saved
showday: A day before I left for Cyprus. Feeling great tonight. I’ve had a few drinks and watched Young Soldiers in the bar. My friend Darren is in it! If you’re in the UK you should check it out, it’s on BBCTHREE. Those shorts are supposed to
the-grace-of-cas:sonianeverland: hey hey friend dont kill yourself tonight ok you have a really pretty smile and i know its not always easy to manage one but itd be a bummer if we never had the chance to see it ever again youre really important and you
710underground: Visiting my friend @A_Shreeve and dipping in to some of this tasty @NWBlackLab #YLife at @TheBakereeNW #DabBar - If you haven’t had the pleasure of visiting this shop, your cheating yourself. All premium connoisseur grade cannabis and
stormofthunder:this is exactly what would happen if u and ur best friend both had superpowers
iloveu2watch: You sat on the couch watching. Your friends cocks were in both your wife’s hands and she was stroking them both rhythmically. “Can I suck them baby?” she asked. The bet had been that if you’d lost she’d have to jerk them off.
a-family-man: it sucks that you had to give up your bed to mom’s friends while they’re in town, but you don’t have to sleep on the couch if you don’t want to. my bed’s big enough for the two of us, little brother. but i gotta warn you: i tend
dinosaurstilinski:NO BUT WHAT IF THOMAS SAW NEWT JUMPING WHEN HE WAS WORKING FOR WICKED AND HE WAS COMPLETELY PANICKING BECAUSE MAYBE THEY WERE FRIENDS BEFORE NEWT HAD TO GO INTO THE MAZE AND THOMAS WANTS TO GO TO NEWT AND SOMEONE HAS TO CALM HIM DOWN
sarahthebearyt: People always talk about how Dan looks at Phil. Think about it. If just 5-6 years back, you were depressed, hated life, and had no friends, to now livING WITH YOUR FAVORITE YOUTUBER, WOULDNT YOU GIVE A SIMILAR LOOK?
I had a pretty good weekend this weekend with my family, friends and boyfriend and of course, loads of homework, studying and job searching. On Wednesday I find out if I get the Paramus position which is about 1 our of 30 but I do hope I’m that
variou-very: restarci: titanusgigantus: kamiyu910: hullodearie: I had to. Source Are humans even real Accurate reblogging again bc if you, like me, love to send annoying bullshit to your friends i wrote down a version to copy and paste so you
misslananicole: My friend T and I bought Alan this sweater.. He was so excited when we gave it to him..He even asked if he could hug me.. And he remembered the chat him and I had about it on twitter.. He was very keen to put it on.. So glad that it was
misturned: Heyo I’m John, Tumblr user misturned. I’ve had no one to talk to lately and I’m looking for some friends; so I’m checking out all new followers and if you’re lucky I might even follow you back ;)
kengaroo-kengel: Haha, if only I had nerdy friends to say this with.
geekynerdgirl: lufangirl: theholytwerk: virusgrrrl: castielmacleode: throwing-lego: enatwash: hoofedmammal: yellowbrickrose: reblog if u understand this inspirational message ecdd cb g??? wrong clef, dear friend I HAD TO WRITE THIS OUT TO
sugar-fairi: geekynerdgirl: lufangirl: theholytwerk: virusgrrrl: castielmacleode: throwing-lego: enatwash: hoofedmammal: yellowbrickrose: reblog if u understand this inspirational message ecdd cb g??? wrong clef, dear friend I HAD TO WRITE
annie-douglas-at-40: So, as mentioned, when I was doing laundry today, I found a stick drive in my son’s clothing that had some porn on it… I have no idea if it’s his porn or a stick drive a friend gave him or he found, or what… But here’s
kinkyfunny: Her best friend had lips that gave her wet dreams. She was nervous, but took the step anyway. She always felt there was something there, something between them that need to be explored. She finally relented, knowing if she was not right
eeriie: “When I was seven, I had a best friend named John. Every night John would ask to stay over at my house, of course I said yes. But as a normal seven year old, I got bored of doing the same thing. So I asked John if we could spend the night at
prettyboyshyflizzy: lamefuckboy: im-a-walking-paradox: hip-hop-lifestyle: what if your friend had a freak accident where his thang got cut off and he need a dick transplant and he ask you for 3 inches how he gon ask me for all I got 💀💀💀💀
mjvideos: mjsheartisstillbeating: localstarboy:Imagine If Michael Jackson Was A Pimp 😂😂😂 @mjvideos Can you imagine the jokes Michael and Chris had ? Chris saw him for the true real ass nigga he was lmao that’s why they were friends.
kevsdirtygirl: If only you had a friend that would be open to something like this, babydoll. Send ya’ll in a heartbeat! Hot! -Daddy/King
tropigothic: It’s my party and I’ll eat all the tacos if I want to! I turned 31 today and I’m spending it with friends playing games and eating takeout. Last year I had a terrible birthday, this year I feel like my life has turned around so much
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: conversewearingdetective: wickedstepmother: #I think the Doctor had the most carefree FUN with Donna #they’re best friends for life, even if Donna can’t remember it NOW YOU STOP THAT
casey2y5: sammybitchfacewinchester: impalawings: So I was talking about spn with my friend, and a random girl overheard and asked if it was biblical. She had heard the name Ezekiel and remembered it from confirmation class at a Catholic church. She
I was discussing nipple piercings with my white friend and she asked if it will leave a scar. I had to remind her that my nipples aren’t a pretty pink like her Caucasian nips but an earthy, warm brown so a scar would be more subtle on mine.
thehappyhooker: abtanotherwhore: thehappyhooker: Why is the locker room of a strip club so appealing to me? I want to hang out there. Strippers seem to have so much damn fun and they can be friends and all that and I wanna be one!!!! IF ONLY I HAD
teasingfun:Come on fuck me while my friend Jessica will supervise you. She will have the full control of your cock today, so if you want to cum ask her.Jessica: Don’t waste your time asking me, I’ve never had a man suffer a tease and denial session
withering-and-wilting: sonianeverland: hey hey friend dont kill yourself tonight ok you have a really pretty smile and i know its not always easy to manage one but itd be a bummer if we never had the chance to see it ever again youre really important
queenofyoursoda: ilovecephalopods: corderito: Oh shit. We’re lucky octopuses don’t have bones, because if they did they’d come on land and take over. My dad’s friend owned a pet store and for some reason they had an octopus, well they were
ohmycelebrities: The awkward moment when Lord Voldemort wants a hug. THIS, FOREVER. im sorry if this spoiled anything for any of you but i just had to reblog this LOOK AT THE SMILE ON VOLDEMORTS FACE OHGOSH. WHAT.THE. AWKWARDLY FRIENDLY VOLDEMORT IS
prasejeebus: These 2 girls who could not have been more than 10 walked into Starbucks and the one had her friend on speakerphone and she was like “Honestly you are being so rude I just asked if you wanted to go to the carnival, I didn’t ask for attitude”
jomothehomo: I knew it was slutty, but I didn’t care if my husband found out. I had wanted his two best friends for so fucking long. I paid for a cheap motel room and let them do whatever they wanted to do to me.
kinkykcgirl: You know what my dad would say if he knew his best friend was hard and snooping on his title girl? You had better come in and fuck me hard to get me to keep quiet
van-helsa124: Today one of my dad’s friends asked me if I could sing. When I told them no they said that I probably had the voice of an angel and I couldn’t stop laughing because…
