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ptsdhamlet: asked a customer if he had a MyPanera card and he told me a “disreputable friend” of his stole all his rewards cards while he was in a year-long coma
linoondles: harpyholidays: harpyholidays: i was babysitting a little boy and girl once and the boy asked me if i had a boyfriend and i said “no!! but i have a girlfriend!” and he said “like a friend thats a girl?” and i said “no like a boyfriend
tiny-septic-box-sam:My friend and I are discussing various English/UK accents and I just fucking blurted “Australian accents are like if Britain had a Texas” and guys I feel like I’ve cracked the goddamn code
Having no friends has it advantages like literally nobody will talk shit behind my back or betray me and so on, all the things that would naturally happens if you had people around you :D
rchanscandy: So my friend @indefinitestarlight made me this amazing victuuri amv that I practically begged for and in return they wanted some art of the pole dancing during the banquet except if Viktor had been in chris’s place. This was so much fun
sarahsizzites: snowpetrel: i was babysitting a little boy and girl once and the boy asked me if i had a boyfriend and i said “no!! but i have a girlfriend!” and he said “like a friend thats a girl?” and i said “no like a boyfriend but they’re
razor-blaze7: homestuckorbust: nowyoukno: Please help us get back to nowyoukno.com and donate here :-) HELP MY FRIENDS if I had money then I would’ve donated but since I don’t I’ll just reblog
foxtial: fredokahlo: bricks as platform shoes? Groundbreaking I wish had friends like this, that supported me and all my fashion choices even if im a lil heavy
thelovenotebook: Good Vibes HERE If i had 1 of those good friends this would b true…
snowpetrel: i was babysitting a little boy and girl once and the boy asked me if i had a boyfriend and i said “no!! but i have a girlfriend!” and he said “like a friend thats a girl?” and i said “no like a boyfriend but they’re a girl instead
illegalaustralien: Friend: If you had a superpower, which one would you choose? Me:
5starprettymaniac: If i had gay friends but hoes are too messy for me 🙄
sharedgirlfriend: Your girlfriend said she wouldn’t change when your poker buddies got to your house. Her logic was that it was the same as if she had a bathingsuit. You weren’t going to win this argument but you never expected your friends to start
thatfunnyblog: Guys, one of my friends on Facebook was so excited that Taco Bell was bringing back the Beefy Crunch Burrito that she posted a message on their Facebook wall and asked them if they had a poster that she could get and hang up in her room.
countrybromo: My favorite way to get off as a teenager. I was taught by my best friend. We would hump his silk sheets ever day after school while looking at his dads penthouse mags. Like or message me if you had similar experiences: )
priestessamy: linoondles: harpyholidays: harpyholidays: i was babysitting a little boy and girl once and the boy asked me if i had a boyfriend and i said “no!! but i have a girlfriend!” and he said “like a friend thats a girl?” and i said
Meet Ophelia from Shakespeare’s Hamlet, she is about to take her own life. This fate could have been avoided if she had a sassy gay friend.
arashincleric:arashincleric: If you’ve seen me in real life recently, you may have seen a large mark on my arm.That’s because on the morning of Friday 18th Sep 2015, I was assaulted by someone I thought cared about me. My now ex-boyfriend Ian Mooney
chiisaikiti: If boys had period XD my friend meg showed me this and I couldnt stop laughing. Like literally, what! X3 Follow for more x
hotcheetoprincess: this made me realize how fake all my friends are fuck yall Seriously though I would do this for people if I had money and transportation.
bard-of-time-will-be-late: faygoconnection: i was helping a friend with spanish homework and wasn’t sure if we had a word for strip club and now i’m laughign REALLY hard for my non-spanish speaking followers necesito dios: I need God. Iglesia:
cali-cuckold-wife: I don’t like to hurt my husbands feelings but if I had met his friend first I would be married to him and only service his cock.
thegoblinmarketofficial: gothiccharmschool: Such a pretty tarot deck. If I had spare spending money, I’d probably order it. For now I’ll content myself with looking at the pretty pretty images. An exquisite set by our friends over at Baba StudiosFor
littlelotte-xo: oreides:reblog if u wish u had friends w cool hair that throw pizza at ur window at night What a gigantic waste of pizza
losersclubbb:do u ever get sad and remember richie tozier isn’t ur friend (and doesn’t exist)???? he would be so nice if u had a bad day . he’d give the best hugs and be like “who do i have to fucking fight?? who’s mom do i need to fuck??”
d20fantasyhigh: kristenapplebees: I’m not good at editing on my phone Can someone take the meme of Detective Diaz with the puppy and put Figs head on her body, and the rest of the gang over the puppy. “I’ve only had Friends for one day, but if
purepublicnudity: Public ass flash! Wearing no panties is a thrill but flashing your ass and pussy with a friend is so much fun. If I had to pick who I’d take into a broom closet for half an hour, it would be the one on the right. I think her peeking
ultrafacts: After carefully saving her money, she opened the Miner’s Boarding House at Panaca Flat, Nevada in 1872. She was said to have always been a great friend to the miners, often feeding them and providing lodging if they had no money.Later Cashman
nastywantsnasty: chiefmugpalacecowboy: nubiannoella: theycallmechanty: csmitty4u: the-alwayslearning: Mesmerizing 😍 CHECK!!! I wanna do this with my friends Me too (if I had any) Damnnn Cute Shorty with the shorts, she got it!
bombing: i just saw a vine being made in real life. this guy walked up to a taco bell and asked if they had ass on the menu because that’s all he eats and his friend filmed the whole thing. this is insane. i feel like i just got a backstage pass to
ca-sugar: chanel-and-louboutins: Arianna_ajtar Me and my sb friends…. if I had any :’(
wisetigress: I know that lot of people don’t really believe in Love but for me it seems to work. If I had only one addiction it would be Him. He is my best friend, my strength, my support and my lover as well. It’s been 3 years now. And we still
lionmanes: toocooltobehipster: if i had 8 friends i’d do this omfg sam lets do this
mslydiabennet: Guys, one of my friends on Facebook was so excited that Taco Bell was bringing back the Beefy Crunch Burrito that she posted a message on their Facebook wall and asked them if they had a poster that she could get and hang up in her room.
lil-miss-bi-curious: What did I tell you? If I had minions, I’d call them “my followers.” Y’all are people who follow my blog. Thanks for doing that! I’m really lucky to be surrounded by such supportive, curious, friendly, and funny people.
prettybabyslut: confessions-of-a-curious-girl: This is how I want to be bred: by a complete stranger in some dingy location, against my will. It would nice if he also had friends. @confessions-of-a-curious-girl - baby girl you’ve just got to let
king-nefertiti: ananicola: slobunni: ohhmelancholy: what if Netflix had a friend option where someone can see you online and automatically join you to watch whatever your watching and there’s like an option where u can like choose to camera up
africanaquarian: jennifer’s body not realistic bc if i had a demon friend who killed dumb ass men for sustenance i would let her like we can work that out
kingcheddarxvii:kingcheddarxvii:Society if we had no dogs:no puppiesno dog food nobody would have any friends at allthe girl in Balto wouldn’t have gotten a cure and unbeknownst to society her survival actually was integral to the timeline in which
redetoeatpussy: 04.25.05 - Do you appreciate “Strapon Friends” …. Be great if I had some !!!!!
4gifs:If you had a giant for a friend you could do fun stuff like this.
snarksational: I want to be this kind of adult Our dominoz would call my friend if they had a cancellation because his family ordered so much pizza
katiiie-lynn:Be a dog mom, they said. It’ll be fun, they said. Happy Tuesday friends! 😬 Spring is KILLING me already y'all 😩 Say hello to our mud king and queen, Frodo and Astrid 🙃 I swear I’d have less mud to deal with if I had ACTUAL
4gifs: If you had a giant for a friend you could do fun stuff like this.
REMEMBER WHEN YOU WATCHED YOUR SONS AND THEIR FRIENDS PEEL OFF THEIR SWIM TRUNKS TO SKINNY DIP AND WONDERED IF YOU HAD THE NERVE TO JOIN THEM. Over 500 reposts
medicnight: justin-fromchurch: Pink Tip Dick is supreme. Well now!!! If I had a friend like this I would sleep with his ass on the side safe tho lol 😂
