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My big sister was such a dork, always asking me to take silly pictures for her profile picture. I gladly did it, though, and she never seemed to notice all the extra time I took looking through the lens to, er, line up the shot.
contexxxt: Kimberley’s last minute cold feet were apparent.  Father George pulled her aside for a quick talk to ask her about her hesitations.  When she explained that it was the fear of never having another man tremble and cum inside her mouth after
thecaltexan: You have to respect a fag who knows his place. I was surprised at first when some service oriented men asked me to call them “faggotâ€. Now, with their help, I’ve evolved to the point where I totally get into it. Would never call
rubissdesaint asked funsexydragonball: You love the Red Ribbon Army arc too?! Then I’m surprised you never drew any Colonel Violet. She was pretty hot. Can’t believe I haven’t drawn her yet too… oh wait!
impregnationfreak: They had never fucked without protection before, and it was the most intense, primal sex she’d ever had. He asked her one final time if she was sure she wanted him to finish inside her, and she gasped that she needed it. He threw
thismisterman: When my aunt Sharon divorced my uncle Mike, I never thought I’d see him again. Which totally sucked cuz I was his favorite nephew and he was my favorite uncle.Three weeks after the divorce, though, uncle Mike called and asked my parents
sifhappens: sifhappens: I heard my brother say he was going to dairy queen so I suck into his car and he has no idea I’m in here he asked his friend what he wanted and I popped up from the floor ‘I was thinking about a milkshake’ I have never
redkammy: I contributed this to the Bundlebones tumblr. I love doing contributions but I never get asked or find out about the oportunity too late XD This was a rare exception. :P I’m pretty sure this was the last time I used Paint Tool Sai for
sarahfromwomensstudies: have i ever made a post about that one time i was ten and washing my hands in the school bathroom and this girl i had never even seen before came up to me and was like “i heard you were a lesbian” and i had to ask what a
britneyjustin: britsanity: Witnesses say they asked Britney why she shaved her head and her response was, “I’m tired of plugging things into it. I’m tired of people touching me.” i can never not reblog this T-Pain: “That was the
goddesskatandherpet: I love these… Her Pet; So last night Goddess Kat asked me what my favorite porn to watch was and to show her. She knows it’s BBC porn but we had never watched anything like that together and i was a bit apprehensive tbh. None
phantomdoodler: I sent an anon ask to the WRONG PERSON but it made them happy so now they can never know it was originally intended for someone else BUT EVERYTHING I SAID WAS TRUE ABOUT THEM TOO SO IT’S OKAY RIGHT
mynightwing: I have never seen a hard dick in real life, until I walked in on my brother while he was jacking off. I asked if I could watch, and he agreed, as long as he could cum on me. I was thrilled, two birds with one stone.
nakeddoors: Brotherly Lust Big sis had a secret of her own. She was just home from some early summer shopping and she asked me to look at the new bathing suit she bought, to let her know if it looked good on her. This was something she’d never done
mfreakym: Per request Ok since I’ve had so many people ask to know how it all started I’ll tell. So I was 16 and I was coming home from practice at my high school and when I would come home from practice I would never wear a shirt and when I got
mygitah: Johnny was a Character One particular show he did with my freinds band was the funniest! Why? He never showed until 2am Asking for his money 😂 you gotta Love the guy ❤️
walkerthreetimes: 2visa: Remember when Jermaine Dupri was on everybody’s song asking if yall know what it is i never knew what is was
disneydailly: I will not ask you for forgiveness. What I have done is unforgivable. I was so lost in hatred and revenge. I never dreamed that I could love you so much. You stole what was left of my heart.
spark-of-jenius: gluten-free-pussy: I know for a fact I’ve told this story on here before but I’ll never get over the time when I was working retail and I was cashing out some lady so I asked “cash, debit or credit how are you paying, ma’am?”
angelinasjoli: I will not ask you for forgiveness. What I have done is unforgivable. I was so lost in hatred and revenge. I never dreamed that I could love you so much. You stole what was left of my heart. And now I’ve lost you forever.
smis-happens: puniper: one of the first things I ever saw when i joined this site was a video of the noise beeheyem made in the pokemon anime but it was deleted and i could never find the episode ever again until today @ask-oncies-jizz
starfleetrambo: I was probably in first grade when me and my mom went to visit a cousin of hers who lived far away in a deeply rural town. There I met a kid (whom I assumed was my cousin but I never actually asked lol) who showed me around the house
rubykgrant: vanillaice: vanillaice: so i got this text yesterday?? i asked who it was and the person never replied mystery fucking solved gang i guess its kevis it was Kevis all along!
the-exercist: “Self” Magazine Mocks a Cancer Survivor: When a cancer survivor was contacted by Self magazine asking to use her photo, she never expected to be mocked. Monika Allen was wearing a tutu when she ran last year’s LA Marathon
A women thought my hair was fake and came up to me and ask “is that a wig?” I was offended for a moment till she explain that I should take it as a compliment because she have never seen such naturally beautiful hair. so my day turn out to
daveydover: impregnationfreak: They had never fucked without protection before, and it was the most intense, primal sex she’d ever had. He asked her one final time if she was sure she wanted him to finish inside her, and she gasped that she needed
sweet-lady-justice: buzzfeed: Reddit was asked what the best two sentence horror story they could come up with was. Here are the terrifying results. My favorite: When I finally grabbed her in the darkness, I swam back to the surface. It never occurred
Mr. Crude arrived at Vanna’s apartment to let her earn her “C” by performing a special project, saw that it looked like she wasn’t wearing panties and asked if that was just because he was coming over to fuck her.“No. I never wear panties or
bakeddd-barbiee: teatrical: i have a friend whos gay and one day we asked him what was like to have “the conversation” with his parents, like telling them he was gay and he just said he never told them, and then he said “my brother who’s straight
sifhappens: sifhappens: I heard my brother say he was going to dairy queen so I snuck into his car and he has no idea I’m in here he asked his friend what he wanted and I popped up from the floor ‘I was thinking about a milkshake’ I have never
black3dahlia: I always get asked, “Were you always flexible?” … Wellllllll, I was always more athletic than anything. I danced ballet as a child, ran track throughout grade school & was a cheerleader/dancer in high school. I never payed much
itsallclicheanyway: teatrical: i have a friend whos gay and one day we asked him what was like to have “the conversation” with his parents, like telling them he was gay and he just said he never told them, and then he said “my brother who’s
repostedslutwives: You suspected your wife was cheating, and when you confronted her about it, her response was: “Honey, you know I’d never let anyone but you take me to bed.”….I guess you should have asked more questions, huh?
bustysister: He was right. I had promised. And he had done everything I asked, even sold his gas-guzzling truck. I had never, ever expected him to actually do that. It was the only reason I had promised him. But he did it. And now I needed to succumb
ifmommyonlyknew: hornycougars: You’re never too old for a fling! NaughtyOver40.com! I asked my mom what a Brazilian wax was, this was her response ;)
robertryancory:So while I was hanging with Hirsch tonight I mentioned how the last time I took a design test was for Star (I almost never have to do one these days). He asked to look at it and then suggested I share it with the internet. So here you go,
spark-of-jenius: gluten-free-pussy:I know for a fact I’ve told this story on here before but I’ll never get over the time when I was working retail and I was cashing out some lady so I asked “cash, debit or credit how are you paying, ma’am?”
Actually what I remember about that day was not that I was going to be opened up and could possibly never wake up again but that we were in the car and we hit every green light. I kept on asking myself why today? I just wanted a few minutes to be stuck
nsfwblackhole: You wondered where you daughter was at this hour. You tried calling her but she never answered. When you asked your wife, she simply told you she was with her friends.
newlifeahead:Still uncertain she turned to ask one more time, he was watching her so intently, she lost her nerve. Her cheeks flushed and her eyes lowered, she moved a bit embarrassed. How he watched her. She was certain she had never been seen, as his
unafkennyart: unafkennyart: Was inspired by my last ask about where I’d be from, and Hoenn was an answer…and I also answered with how I’d watch Sailors on the beach…lol Oh wow. I never had any post get over 2k notes. Ah thanks everyone.
yamino: Remember the last Mathematical! video (before the channel was taken down) where they asked fans what we thought about Marceline and Bubblegum “getting together”? Many people called in, but the creator of the video was fired and we never
englishbondage: Yesterday was her birthday. Today she was allowed to ask to be fucked… and now she is fucked. She’ll have a lot more birthdays in this cellar and never see daylight again.
rat-fag: britneyjustin: britsanity: Witnesses say they asked Britney why she shaved her head and her response was, “I’m tired of plugging things into it. I’m tired of people touching me.” i can never not reblog this T-Pain: “That was
pvttyc8kes: I simply just have to share what happened to me.I was texting this dude right… and he had the audacity to ask me if Goku and Vegeta were the same person…. I was literally so mad. I never blocked someone so fast. How tf…. nah man.
Cuban is Latinx/Hispanic and he is definitely not white, thanks for your opinion tho lol
