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ask–ryuko-matoi: theymightbebeatles: lavender-labia: I WILL NEVER STOP LOSING IT AT “FUCK YOU LADY.†tumblr: turning biased propaganda into works of hilarity since whenever the fuck tumblr was founded
ask-marceline-vampire-queen: readbehindthelines: burn-down-the-world: This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen a president do. I’M STILL LAUGHING. I will never not reblog this. this is FANTASTIC ((Oh, I thought he was serious.))
ask-pony-piper: I fly around Equestria and play games with new ponies! I once met this one mare a while ago in Baltimare. I didn’t ever find her real name, but her Dungeons & Ponies 3.75 RP character’s name was Lord Iron-Sweeps! But I never saw
ask-cymkin: Well, it’s done! I can officially keel over now. Until this video, I never appreciated how FAST some people talk.Disclaimer time: This is my very first real animation, and it was all done without any kind of typical animation program. It
ask-paladincolt:Better late than never! Happy Birthday, dude! Sorry this was a bit late, but I really wanted to makes something for an awesome artist like you.Featuring (Left to Right)Whatsapony, Sharps Eye (My Female OC), Bright Idea, and Paladin ColtI
In 2nd grade there was this boy in my class named Peter and I could never figure out if he was a boy or a girl because he had long hair and wore overalls and when I asked him he was like “I’m a boy why do people keep asking me if I’m a girl!”
ask-vonbelfry: littleyellowfirelights: hannahcarbons: andalasiaa: “Sir Francis, he was a figurehead of great courage and bold exploits. No one like him ever existed in my family. Why do you think I drink? Because I know I’ll never be like
ask-whitebag: I was re-watching Teen Titans and I thought of this. I like thinking about crossovers that can never ever happen. This is my first time drawing Beast Boy, by the way. lol XD
ask-the-blackwidow: her-roses-never-fall: I’ve waited for this post. I can now die in peace, knowing this post was created.
ask-ponyghost: askannospirit: I don’t know cause I’ve never really… eaten… anything before… I really wanna know~ ^^ ((referencing this post)) (ectoplasm in her mouth, looks like it was done on purpose >w>) HNNNNG *dead*
ask-king-sombra: I NEVER MAKE GOOD DECISIONS ANYMOOOOOORE ((Sorry for the sloppiness- was in a rush!)) I declare this to be the Freckles blog now. He’s the best. >w<
ask-rainbowdad: I never did find out who blondie belonged to. Gave her a muffin then dropped her off with security. I already had my hooves full with my own kid and her friend. I don’t need another one. But yeah. That was my worst shopping
ask-pinchy: ((Hey guys, A-P&S mod here, just informing you that the joke I made about Shy kiiinda was true. I just never feel as compelled to draw her as I do Pinchy, so I’m setting her free and switching up the tumblr name again.So, without further
ask-rarity-and-pinkie: Headcanon: Rarity was teased for having braces and glasses, but was still the planet’s most fashionable pony and did her best to never let that get her down. Pinkie straightened her hair and embraced eyeliner and the color black
ask-petal-gust: Rest in peace, Robin Williams (1951-2014) ((It’s been a dark day, friends. We lost a great man earlier. He was a big part of many of our childhoods, and a master at what he did.)) ((Sleep well, Robin. We’ll never forget you… ;~;))
ask-art-spark: ok first of all im sorry for the handfull of those that didnt get in but this was taking so long i was starting to get better in my art and i was starting to get tired doing it so i had to get this out now before never. secondly, sorry
ask-closed-closets: It was a job as a surgeon, but I never even went to my interview. When Octavia found out, she told the hospital that I was no longer interested in the position and forbid Vinyl from helping me any further. Though, she did that she
ask-opalescent-pearl:ask-wiggles:A thank you drawing Patreon Reward for tambelon! BEHOOOOLD BEHOOOOLD, the Princess ask-opalescent-pearl! And a rather befuddled Sombra. (( So apparently I never reblogged this beauty over here BUT HEREShe was turned
ask-violetrain:Ew no. Stahp it, wirelesspony. Jeez. ((L4D inside joke. Never trust Blue. This sketch was literally done in class in about 10 minutes)) x3!
ask-patch: vertiliago: Patch two How did I even miss this!!!!! :OI was going through the questions and suddenly… WHAM!Thank you so much @vertiliago for sharing this and sorry for almost missing it out!!! I’m never getting tired of saying that Patch
ask-the-morioh-bros: Koichi: It does feel kind of funny when I think about how he was an enemy at first… but, well, I was mostly… knocked out while Josuke was fighting, so I’ve never really had a chance to look at Okkun as a bad guy. I did think
sleepysealion:Detective Popplio is on the case. (I think I was asked to do this as a request ages ago - but I thought the person asking was trying to start a conversation, so sorry if it was a request that I never got around too!)
ask-me-for-rabu: polkadopolis: ((Ah, that makes a lot of sense. I was lucky enough to be raised in a LGBTQIA friendly household so I’ve never had much of a problem telling my parents when I introduced them to my first girlfriend. Because I’ve never
ask-peach-kisses:[Commissio of Cozy Glow done for @reversalmushroom ! I never knew Cozy was this adorable. Thank you so much for commissioning me!]
kimreesesdaughter: I used to think I was being too picky but fuck that. I deserve someone who wants to know about me. It may sound silly but I don’t wanna be out here fucking with people who never ask my favorite color or if I ate today. I deserve someone
grotesquelylovely:pulpfanfiction: amroyounes: Lies we tell our kids. Found this from the postsecret blog. this was hilarious until that last one i never asked for this that last one
grotesquelylovely:pulpfanfiction:amroyounes: Lies we tell our kids. Found this from the postsecret blog. this was hilarious until that last one i never asked for this that last one
coletureconcept: COLE used hyper beam So I was recently asked why, even when I post on my studies, do I belittle the posts with silliness? It’s never my intention to reduce the power of any of my own writings. I think laughter happens to be one
ohmartinfreeman: “So if I didn’t understand I was being asked to be Best Man, it is because I never expected to be anybody’s best friend.”
the-real-goddamazon: armisael: i was gonna ask why in anti rape ads the dudes are always like “these women are our wifes, daughters, sisters, mothers” but they never call them people instead of defining them by their relation to men but i know exactly
str8dudezxposed: Dejuan… I never asked what he needed surgery for… I was to busy looking at all his pics lol 😈😈😍🍆Http://www.Str8DudezXposed.tumblr.com
pulpfanfiction: amroyounes: Lies we tell our kids. Found this from the postsecret blog. this was hilarious until that last one i never asked for this
kimreesesdaughter: I used to think I was being too picky but fuck that. I deserve someone who wants to know about me. It may sound silly but I don’t wanna be out here fucking with people who never ask my favorite color or if I ate today. I deserve
Ahh haha thank you very much <3 ;u; I’m sorry about that though, I was just having some fleeting thoughts but don’t worry! I’ll never stop drawing no matter how frustrated I get sometimes! uvu
thank you so much lovelies <3 happy new year to you all! and oh man i’ve actually never stayed up all night before, latest i’ve stayed up was until 9am
haha yeah it was like 30-something, but i honestly like the cold weather, ive never much cared for florida’s heat so whenever its winter i welcome the cold, i get to wear my comfy hoodies all day uvu /cozies in my caliborn hoodie now
watching old cartoons and like, i never noticed how inconsiderate dog was to cat in catdog, like yeah cat did mean things to him sometimes but dog would always be selfish and do things he liked even knowing that they were hurtful to cat im just, how
hahaha no way HS never gave me diddly squat except a few good friends
ifmommyonlyknew: When out mom caught my sisters sucking my cock she was displeased to say the least. Not because of the incest thing but that my sisters never asked for any direction.
ayeitsnotbilly: kimreesesdaughter: I used to think I was being too picky but fuck that. I deserve someone who wants to know about me. It may sound silly but I don’t wanna be out here fucking with people who never ask my favorite color or if I ate
southerncrotch: To his credit, he never asked what I was doing on the floor of his car.
winterswake: If you would just show up and ask me, I would have taken this collar off and I would have gone with you. I would go with you anywhere in the world.I was never going to do that, John.
depraved-fantasies: I never asked or cared if she was on birth control. I just came up inside her anyway. Once in a while, though, I would pull out and come all over her, just for the lewdness of sending her home to her husband with my come drying
UK government asks German residents to drive lorries even if they never have before
cherishmyslave: Gone unsaid was the mental note she just made to discuss her slave breaking the rule of never asking to have his cock cage removed or for a release at tomorrow’s accountability session. She will be sure her cuck knows that five strokes
besttblrbits:Reblog by short haircuts for thick hair grotesquelylovely:pulpfanfiction:amroyounes: Lies we tell our kids. Found this from the postsecret blog. this was hilarious until that last one i never asked for this that last one
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i was so goddamn confused for a second when i went into my inbox but i’m also very happy because lightning mcqueen is my baby and this is delightful. yes sarge and fillmore are married, probably canonicallyalso watch the third one if you wanna talk
ask-jewene-the-ewe: birchlewds: @ask-jewene-the-ewe….. Poor lil’ sheep! ^_^ Dunno how I missed this one when it was posted, but awesome work as always Birchly! Oh god, i’ve never seen this either. I didn’t know there was a double-lewd Birchly
mistressgabriellebliss: Please, I would never ask you that, I’d just keep you locked up until I was done with you…. Yes please 😈😈
zippo077: When the girl Maya was babysitting asked if she could tie her up to practice the knot tying techniques she learned in girl scouts, she agreed, never thinking an 11 year old kid would tie her up so thoroughly…now as she lay completely helpless,
zippo077:When the girl Maya was babysitting asked if she could tie her up to practice the knot tying techniques she learned in girl scouts, she agreed, never thinking an 11 year old kid would tie her up so thoroughly…now as she lay completely helpless,