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push: Op: yall ever have like hot shit come out ur ass?? like it just burns? some dumbass: thats cause u have lava shit dreams (dreams about shitting lava) its a sign of depression! impressionable 15-17 year olds: oh fuck i do that too!!
fightingeldergods: “Believe it or not, I understand all that too well. Lost in time and space is my only abode, to be perfectly honest. As to why a young woman like you would be searching for an old and dusty alien like me, I cannot imagine.”
A love like ours~
lamdiel: I wish dates didn’t have such strong romantic attachment to them. Like, I wish I could go up to a friend of mine and be like, “Hey I want to take you to a nice restaurant. Let’s get dressed up fancy and go.” We’d go have a fancyass
our cat, sebs, has like an infection in his eye and i keep having to put drops in there. it’s actually the worst i keep having to buy his love back with dreamies
sourwolf: man can’t people just dislike characters anymore just because?? like why does there always have to be some deep underlying reason other than the fact that the characters annoys the ever loving shit out of me or I don’t like their prickly
wowwww wave of gender dysphoria hit me after class. Now I just feel like shit and like I’m not good enough as a genderqueer person and I just want to die fuck. I need help but I have no fucking clue who I’d talk to.
I’m pretty sure I’m going to drop out of therapy. I would really like some advice about it. I can’t rationalize paying for it anymore and I just fell terrible thinking about my last session. But at the same time, I feel like the biggest
It looks like I’m just going to have to call a bunch of mutual friends and just be like hey I probably can’t be friends with you anymore, because I can’t expect you to stop talking to someone who has become very, very toxic to me, but
sheikahstone: when cosplayers run out of ideas for poses they just stand there like
nitoriaiichirou: talking to people who have good relationships with their dad is so surreal like, what’s that like? what did you do???? how come he doesn’t think you’re a failure?????? how can you just “get on with” and “like” your father?????????
ok usually I am total allo garbage and I’m super invested in ships and all that. and I totally have some ships in y*wapeda, but deep down, I just really care about the friendships, specifically the third years and their ~kids~. like. I could
awildwildocean: Sometimes you’re writing a script and you don’t have that many ideas so you just go to the zoo. Sometimes you are like “What’s the character’s motivation?” Then you think “You know what, it doesn’t matter. Just kiss in
feeling when entering a store
impolitecanadian:do you ever see your sibling and just have this overwhelming urge to smack them for no reason? like my brother will walk into the room and i’m like “oh man i guess i have to end you”
diamondhubstuff: impolitecanadian: do you ever see your sibling and just have this overwhelming urge to smack them for no reason? like my brother will walk into the room and i’m like “oh man i guess i have to end you”
doggosource:The best thing about dogs is you can act like something really good just happened and they’ll instantly start celebrating too they have no idea what the context is, they’re just always ready to party no matter what
icepackhands: I hate those guilt trip posts like happy fourth of July, america killed a butt ton of people. Liked cant we just have one day to embrace the good things this country has done? Because a lot of other countries have killed a lot of people
april-likes-things: holy fucking shit this you don’t have to LIKE old Who you just have to ACKNOWLEDGE IT EXISTS
sswincestiel: gambling-withdesire: superbooked: i want to open a book store that is 24 hours and people can finally go out at like 2am and be like “i just finished the first book in the series i need the next one stat” or if people are just having
Half of, like, any tag for a show/movie/game, especially if its new, seems to be people acting like they’re too cool for school “Everyone loves this show but I don’t know man it just seems average to me lol unpopular opinion”
kasukasukasumisty: Garnet is silent and seems serious all the time Yet she cracks jokes and acts egoistically from time to time What is there not to like her
dance-like-a-tree replied to your post:hello friend I have a question for you. or well two. First, do you have a gif or know where I can get one of Steven and Ame high fiving? Like, from Laser Light Cannon. Also, who is the little cutie in your sidebar?
oceantrash: i hate california bc u find out someone lives in california and ur like !! cool i do too we should hang out sometime!! but it turns out they live like eight hours away from you bc this state is just some long ass bullshit land and u never
I have a sunburn on my nose and it only hurts when I touch it so it’s making me very aware of just how often I adjust/push my glasses up throughout the day
I have to get up early tomorrow to go to the dentist
big blue bum reblogged your post anonymous asked:Do you have any p… and added: #can i use these as reaction images?? yea, any screenshot/gif I post is free for use as reaction images and stuff
Electing to wake up early and then having a crappy day feels like such a betrayal. Like I sure am glad I willingly lost out on sleep only to have a bad day
Someone (telemarketers probably) always calls the home phone in the morning. Like a million times in a row. It just goes on and on for like an hour. I can usually ignore it but I’m sick and cranky today. Why do we even have a landline??
I have such a dumb sense of humor that I’m already like really amused at the general concept of the Diamonds being on Earth because they’re just Too Big for everything. Like, Homeworld is all Diamond-sized since everything is geared towards them but
jimmymcgools:#why is he so 🥺#just the personification of 🥺 (via @anglewormangel)bobby odenkirk’s resting sad eyes explain the entire evolution of the saul goodman character
mosstronomy:y’all ever have those lines in songs where, when they finally sing it, ur heart just goes !!!!! and you become very happy because that one line in particular is just so wonderfully and artfully crafted?? like sometimes it’s the tune, sometimes
I have some really bad thoughts about Ash Ketchum. I wanna choke him or even someone willing dressed like him. I don’t want him to die or anything but I just think it would be hot to have him struggle to stay conscious. hell I wanna hang him and
Its 2:10 am, I’m drunk and dressed like ash ketchum but with pokemon gotta catchem all pants and I have like an hour to just realy drink and stuff and hopefully just get completely numb because I;’m absolute shit.
bubonickitten: bubonickitten: i don’t feel like a real adult, i just feel like tommy and chucky in that one rugrats episode where they imagine being grownups they have adult bodies and are wearing suits but they still have their baby heads and they’re
endangereduglythings: Many scale comparisons for the Dunkleosteus like to remind us that we only have fossils of the skull. The rest of the length is just a guess based on other related animals. But what if it just ended, like the Ocean Sunfish? Could
trvp-goddess: sonoanthony: Why girls like doggy style so much ?? So I don’t have to see your face
The more I think about leaving, the more destructive the thoughts are.The more I think about having no end goal, the more I wonder why I’m even bothering. I feel like I’m just going to be stuck here, forever looking out of this tiny, stifling
you guys should add me on kakao so i have people to talk to lol (my username is Gwiboonie).
does anyone else have that one nsfw artist where you absolutely love the way they draw dicks. like not in a creepy or sexual way or anything but just like damn this dick has a nice aesthetic.
so like you guys should tell me what your notps are &why.C8
gurotrip: do u ever just have ur fave and you’re ok ur chill like “yea they’re my fave but im. fine im ok” but then u see their beautiful face and your chill is GOnE you are 100% back down the garbage chute like jesus christ just destroy me
I just realized 2014 is ending. I have anime posts to write. This is the part where I realize that I really need to start keeping a list of what I watch. Update: Twelve shows. Past me, you are a jackass. We didn’t even like, like… two of
In a magical world where Raine’s slightly less screwed than it feels like they are –Obviously Hunter needs a new family. Names have been thrown into many rings for this, but the vibes haven’t quite sung to me.Anyway, I’ve decided to have the
liddrose: I just feel like if you write a straight character, you should have a really solid reason in the story for that character to be straight. Otherwise it just feels cheap like pandering yknow?
from-james-to-lily: finnickcrestah: Have you ever considered the fact that there are children somewhere who are friends with J.K Rowling’s children and have probably met her a million times and just go like ‘Sup Joanne’ like its no big deal
bigelsteine: Levi has to stand on his toes if he wants to kiss Mikasa but if she’s mad or just wants to tease him, she just has to face the other way
lunatrap: Today i just feel like shit, im so tired of having such a ugly flat chest, i have been thinking about in the future if putting on implants or not, i really dont want to, but boobs are something needed to look like a woman, i know what all of
regigiygas: Do you think celebrities just have each others phone numbers and like Miley Cyrus will just text beyonce and be like “dude I want Mac and cheese so badly rn lol”
gambling-withdesire: superbooked: i want to open a book store that is 24 hours and people can finally go out at like 2am and be like “i just finished the first book in the series i need the next one stat” or if people are just having a stressful
ybee: seriously sit and try to think about how ridiculous naruto’s backstory is. The 3rd didn’t give a shit and just left him money sometimes and when he’s like ‘why don’t I have parents?’ instead of just being like ‘kid they died’ he
hardcock4sissies: I promise you’ll like it sissy, just have a lil taste and see for yourself just why daddy cock tastes the bestest. Let it push your brains out slut, giggle like a lil bimbo whore and take another taste, this time go a bit deeper,