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bubonickitten: bubonickitten: i don’t feel like a real adult, i just feel like tommy and chucky in that one rugrats episode where they imagine being grownups they have adult bodies and are wearing suits but they still have their baby heads and they’re
demolitionfrerardist: demolitionfrerardist: what if you injected brownie mix into your bloodstream like since your body temp is like 98 the brownies would cook over a few days and then you will have clumps in your arms and you just cut it open and eat
coagulates: the worst part about ugly dudes is everyone defends them like ‘he’s really funny though’ or something but if a chick is ugly to someone they just straight up dirt like they might as well not even have a personality
vintage-kisses: Sometimes I really don’t feel like existing like not in a suicidal way but I just wish there was a way of pausing life so that I could sleep for a few weeks and figure some stuff out and then not have to feel guilty for missing loads
ofthisblogiwillsoongrowtired: I’d just like to point out to any heterosexual men I offend that I actually have a straight male friend so like, I’m cool
womanatee: I made a few illustrations about what it feels like to have social anxiety. I hope people that can relate are comforted to know other people have similar experiences. See more illustrations of What the World Looks Like With Social Anxiety
modestmgmtofficial: identical twins have so much power tbh last year my lab partner steve came in with pierced ears and everyone was like whoa steve when did u get them pierced and he was like i’ve had them for 3 years. i’m not steve. and he just
satanismy-bitch:vintage-kisses:Sometimes I really don’t feel like existing like not in a suicidal way but I just wish there was a way of pausing life so that I could sleep for a few weeks and figure some stuff out and then not have to feel guilty for
tsukum:i hate when i go up north and go to restaurants and the waiter comes to take my order and im like “do yall have sweet tea??” and theyre like “no sweetheart but we have unsweetened iced tea and we can give you some sugar packets!!!” llike
oliveoilorangejuice: have you ever not liked someone in a romantic way and everything is cool and all then they do something small like touch your shoulder or say something funny and you just kind of freeze and thinkoh oh no
catsareterminal: Sometimes I have really bad body days where I’m like “I’m trash, my stretch marks are trash, my scars and cellulite and jiggling stomach are all trash.” But then I have days where I’m like “I’m going to suffocate you with
mamayuuma: i love Fall Out Boy bc you have quotes like “you are what you love, not who loves you” but then you also have really assholeish lyrics like “let’s play this game called when you catch fire, i wouldn’t piss to put you out” and that’s
jaclcfrost: have you ever noticed how dogs have like their own level of happiness and contentment regarding life that no one else can achieve like they appreciate everything especially the little things so much and they’re not just happy they’re so
indeathonly: kingnibiru: regigiygas: Do you think celebrities just have each others phone numbers and like Miley Cyrus will just text beyonce and be like “dude I want Mac and cheese so badly rn lol” beyonce is not texting that wet noodle ass girl
Most of time time it's not even sexual, I just have to know what your dick looks like. I have to know what everyone's looks like. Is that weird.
gambling-withdesire: superbooked: i want to open a book store that is 24 hours and people can finally go out at like 2am and be like “i just finished the first book in the series i need the next one stat” or if people are just having a stressful
sometimes i wish i were straight because eating pussy just looks like so much fun. like i love eating booty, but a vagina just looks so much more fun. :-( and it will probably give me a glorious beard, which i don’t fuckin have. :-(
caffeinhated: I HATE IT WHEN BOOKS HAVE SHITTY ENDINGS I’M REALLY UNSATISFIED IT’S NOT EVEN A SERIES IT JUST STOPS AND I’M LIKE WTF IT’S NOT EVEN A CLIFFHANGER IT JUST STOPS LIKE WTF??
sswincestiel: gambling-withdesire: superbooked: i want to open a book store that is 24 hours and people can finally go out at like 2am and be like “i just finished the first book in the series i need the next one stat” or if people are just having
sulkybbarnes:You know how everyone in htgawm has this huge character flaw like they’ve all either cheated or lied or just fucking killed someone and then you have Oliver Hampton and he’s just there like
calgaras: darkfalcon-z: “OMG, OMG! they have like the same hair!” I don’t want to hear that any more, just like “their hair is the same, their personalities must be the same too!” “Oda just run out ideas, I’m dissapointed!”,
diamondhubstuff: impolitecanadian: do you ever see your sibling and just have this overwhelming urge to smack them for no reason? like my brother will walk into the room and i’m like “oh man i guess i have to end you”
I am so here for Lorde but I’m not even about to pretend I’m not salty that we have basically the same exact hair and it looks better on her.
hplyrikz: Have you ever sacrificed so much for one person? Just to see them happy even if you’re hurting on the inside? Then they just leave like nothing happened, like all those years you spent together meant nothing at all.. If you feel the same
evilgoatsimulator:They should invent a type of life where you don’t have to work to survive
welcometotheparadisee: Have you ever looked at someone while they’re doing something small like driving or laughing or eating and just smile bc you like them so much
beecups: Why isn’t using sign language more common in society? like??? Not even just communicating within deaf communities but for everybody to use with anybody? I feel like this should be standard learning material for those working in loud workplaces
I have fantasies almost daily of 3 specific scenarios– stabbing myself with my right hand in the right side of my stomach, putting my tight arm up to at least halfway up through something like a paper shredder and then taking it out or just laying
bigbardafree: being mentally ill is just being fed up with your own shit 24/7 like oh my god are we really going to do this again can I have like one hour of peace just one fucking hour oh my god p l e a s e
regigiygas: Do you think celebrities just have each others phone numbers and like Miley Cyrus will just text beyonce and be like “dude I want Mac and cheese so badly rn lol”
butlikeimagines: comic-phanss: phantasticphil: gettingmildlysuggestive: “when i try to do a sexy wink, i just look like a moose having a stroke” LIAR. LIAR. YOU ARE A LYING MOTHERFUCKER YOU DEFINITELY DO NOT LOOK LIKE A MOOSE HAVING A STROKE.
underthesamestar: Nezumi makes Shion a coffee at the morning and knows exactly how Shion likes it, even if they never had a coffee together before. MARRIED ;~;
incestqueen: it’s okay if you like to stare, daddy. you cant help the way your body feels. same way i can’t help that your sweet little girl grew up to have a rack like this. but maybe you should just have this pic so mom doesn’t always catch you
I’m 20 years old and I feel so worthless I feel limited and like I need to have my life more together I have a year and a half of college remaining but I feel trapped in my academics Idk how to describe it but I just feel like a failure in life I feel
4wns: how is trump alive?? like hes rlly gone thru his whole life like That …. and no one has ever just fuckin decked him?? gave him the ole one two? knocked his lights out??? incredible it’s calledmoney
ssjgssjgoku: the best thing about dogs is you can act like something really good just happened and they’ll instantly start celebrating too and they have no idea what the context is they’re just always ready to party no matter what
summerscaptions: Swear to god, I was only gonna have, like, a tiny bit of ice cream, just as like, a l’il treat for doin’ so good on my diet lately. But it tasted soooo good, I just kinda couldn’t stop! I don’t really remember the next l’il
skye-annelise: gambling-withdesire: superbooked: i want to open a book store that is 24 hours and people can finally go out at like 2am and be like “i just finished the first book in the series i need the next one stat” or if people are just having
xmphann: “I care about you.” Oh okay, well if you’re gonna say something meaningful to me, at least act like you mean it. Don’t just say those caring words & not mean it all. Cause If you actually cared, you wouldn’t have just left like
intensional:lifelessgleam:intensional:I hate walking passed birds because what if they just have a random instinct to attack me I don’t want to be attacked by birds like i just walked passed a group of crows and they looked like bullies and i almost
I wanna give advice and talk about life/relationships/sex/opinions because SOMETIMES IM IN THE MOOD FOR GIRL TALK BUT NOT SPECIFICALLY WITH ONLY GIRLS AND I HAVE NO ONE AND I LOVE GIVING ADVICE AND BEING A BIG SISTER BUT ALSO LIKE HEARING ABOUT OTHER
dirtydescent: daysienjoy: Oh sweet Jesus, I’d bend over backwards to have you fuck me like this! Yes, you… you just have to bend over, i won’t be able to resist taking you like i own your hungry little fuckholes.
How about I just say I really like all the blogs I follow and if you guys have ever done something to annoy me it was super, super minor because if there has been something you said that REALLY has bothered me you would have been unfollowed by now.
flyingmintbunnywantsyourbacon: So I tumblr saviored USUK, just for a little bit until I can get over this slump. I thought of an analogy of my feelings towards it. It’s like having your favorite food for a meal 24/7. It starts out fun like, “OH
playbunny: Well of course I had to make some autumn icons for the trolls too or else I would have felt bad for leaving them out haha, feel free to use any if you’d like, enjoy <3 I’ll have the second troll batch up soon! [ Kids Batch | Trolls
