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doubleohmogar: franerys: katiebpeters: chloereneeeee: How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they can’t get that high. How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, she holds it up and waits for the world to revolve
craughed: i’m jealous of people who have cute laughs and fast metabolisms and nice teeth and good hair and can just make any outfit look good and get along with everyone and are great at sports and do well in school bc none of that is me
senshistock: HEY EVERYONE! This is Courtney! She’s also Sinned-angel-stock on @deviantart and has been a great resource provider for many years and she’s a good friend! There is a GoFundMe to get her SOME TEETH! She currently has none and they are
the-sascrotch: miggrator: the-sascrotch: do i get an award yes To bring this around full circle: 50 Shades of Grey did NOT infect the whole world. Because Iceland was having none of that shit.
nickmoorexvx: You and I are hanging out at my apartment watching a movie. It’s late and none of my roommates are home and we’re just sitting together on my couch with the lights off. We’re getting kind of close and it feels like we’re giving
veganasfuck: how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw.
christmasat-hogwarts: Imagine a library filled with every book in the world, none of them have titles on the cover and the pages are blank, but when you open one you are instantly transported to the world within the book. You get to live in the story
Imagine a library filled with every book in the world, none of them have titles on the cover and the pages are blank, but when you open one you are instantly transported to the world within the book. You get to live the story as any character for as
zombikki: veganasfuck: how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw. this is the best joke ever
i’m jealous of people who have cute laughs and fast metabolisms and nice teeth and good hair and can just make any outfit look good and get along with everyone and are great at sports and do well in school bc none of that is me
dj-bsnow: If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple “Thank You” will suffice. None of this “How did you get in my house” business. So rude
ok none of that bullshit emotional stuff THESE are the best feelings in the world: peeing after holding it in all day orgasms faking ill and getting sent back to bed when you sing really emotionally and give yourself shivers b/c you’re fucking star
amoracomplex: dirtrider333: zombikki: veganasfuck: how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw. this is the best joke ever haha…fuck you - sincerely
voluttuosadea: Lucky for everyone none of my bras fit me! So you all get tittays!
serendiqidy: “None of my pictures ended up getting used, and when my dad called to ask why, they sent over the negatives — like, here’s why! All the other girls are looking cute, modeling while playing football, and my face is bright red, my nostrils
anobserveroftheuniverse: When your ships aren’t canon but they are so incredibly implied canon that you get all of the heartbreak with none of the emotional fulfillment and you just kind of…
anywaysimcute: childservices: janemba: havingconversations: What the FCK is a club thot? Not me Damn I’m forever a side chick I’m a club thot none of the above cause i can’t get dick
pentaholicravenclawhunter: oiwatch-it-space-man: asha-fallenangel-risingdemon: the-cuddly-punk: neenya: doubleohmogar: franerys: katiebpeters: chloereneeeee: How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they can’t get that high.
animalstalkinginallcaps: SO NO, I DON’T WANT YOUR NUMBER (NO) AND I DON’T WANNA GIVE YOU MINE (AND NO) I DON’T WANNA MEET YOU NOWHERE (NO) DON’T WANT NONE OF YOUR TIME, AND (NO) I DON’T WANT NO SCRUB. A SCRUB IS A GUY THAT CAN’T GET NO LOVE
feferipixies: feferipixies: feferipixies: feferipixies: i have literally been scrolling on tumblr in the apple store for 30 minutes and none of the employees have stopped me getting close to an hour. gay porn has appeared on my dash exactly 3 times.
bohemu: iworkinpr: When I get to the office on Friday and none of my managers are in you mean every day at my job
etudielavie: Let’s Talk Sex Ok so I always get messages and questions about my sex life and well let me be quite frank with you all. Most would say “its none of your business.” , which is some ways they are correct but I am not going to lie or
raven-may: Yeah, it’s funny isn’t it?They say, “how you get your money?”I say, “It’s none ya business.”
theawesomeadventurer: solarsentience: never-been-sane: darkwingsnark: nihilistgirlfriend: pyronoid-d: This is next level Don’t get your stupid nerd asses jumped these are actual gang signs and colors none of you would win those fights just wear
baddiebey: me: I HATE THESE FKN ROACHES GET OUT U DONT PAY NO BILLS the roach: ok but U dont pay none either hoe me:
gettingknowledge: montrealgod: the shade is real 🌚 See this that shit I’m talking about. I read an article where it said how Hilary is getting credit for being a feminist and a liberal but meanwhile none of those things are true. I always thought
browngirlblues: asha-fallenangel-risingdemon: the-cuddly-punk: neenya: doubleohmogar: franerys: katiebpeters: chloereneeeee: How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they can’t get that high. How many sopranos does it take
saggymoms: “How much more saggy can they get, and the answer is none more saggy.”
purplebuddhaproject: “None of us are getting out of here alive, so please stop treating yourself like an after thought. Eat the delicious food. Walk in the sunshine. Jump in the ocean. Say the truth that you’re carrying in your heart like hidden
cum-minx1005: When you get asked for nudes but none of the ones already on your phone are good enough.
dicklips69: kckflp: Ain’t no fun if the homies can’t have none FUCKING THEM LIKE A HOE AND ENJOY YOURSELFBABYGIRL👅🍆👅🍆👅🍆😘GET THAT DICK
missymellissa: Click for more Sweets and 24.100 followers. I don’t normally post full nudity but I couldn’t resist rev logging these photos. Hopefully none of my followers get upset :-) Sublime Angelica
kanariiya: NO BUT CAN WE SPEND A FEW MOMENTS TO APPRECIATE HOW NONE OF USE EXPECTED TO EVER GET THIS FAR BUT IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED???? IT’S ONLY EPISODE 2 INDEEDOH DEAR YOU HAVE NO IDEAWELL WHO WOULDN’T WANT THEIR SHIP TO BECOME CANON?AND THEN THEY
cumbackcouple: During our last mfm… Baby keeping her boytoy’s cock in her mouth. While he’s filming me getting to work on her squirting pussy. Had to pull out. None of us are into that eating creampie stuff. But he loves eating her ass 😜
nikkisshadetree: mtvnews: girl power. mtvnews that’s not girl power, that’s SHADE. get the fuck…did you not realize that Beyonce has all 17 of the Grammys and the rest have none? C’mon son, do better.
hiphopfightsback: I don’t get why so many people think ALL white Americans should have some kind of “white guilt”. NONE of my ansesters had slaves. My grandparents came to America during WWII to excape the holocaust. This country isnt racist because
xchrisxpizzacatx: Sixpence None The Richer - Kiss Me plz god just get me drunk and make me feel loved k too drinky bye bye
franerys: katiebpeters: chloereneeeee: How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they can’t get that high. How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, she holds it up and waits for the world to revolve around her.
telvi1: intriguedromance: basedqueensb: futurecomet: scorpiophobia: bishopmyles: 56blogscrazy: Tyrone gets checked Grandma dun play NONE of dat. That sound 😂😂😂 Grandma don’t give a shit Lmao grandma is a G Grandma high fives the
kaylainthetardis: amoracomplex: dirtrider333: zombikki: veganasfuck: how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw. this is the best joke ever haha…fuck
monicalewinsky1996: retr0philia: yeah you called me cute, but like did you mean cute as in puppy cute or cute as in frick frack tickity tack take off your panties I hope none of you ever get laid
basketc8se: tbh a lot of jokes on tumblr that start out funny get rly annoying after a while but none pizza with left beef hasn’t gotten any less funny in like two years and I’m not sure why
jenndoesnotcare: patronustrip: smileswiththorns: celeryandhummus: nanner: Kristen Stewart is having none of your gendered bull shit kristen is an actual kickass feminist who speaks up aaaall the time and gets so little credit for it Remember
napoleonbonerhard: girl-germs: why is it that in every post-apocalyptic tv show/LOST all the dudes grow beards and get all shaggy and NONE of the women ever have any body hair whatsoever girls don’t grow hair ask any single man
craughed:i’m jealous of people who have cute laughs and fast metabolisms and nice teeth and good hair and can just make any outfit look good and get along with everyone and are great at sports and do well in school bc none of that is me
ratedmirr: heyblackrose: ur-not-my-average-taco: black-charm: pinkcookiedimples: darkwingsnark: nihilistgirlfriend: pyronoid-d: This is next level Don’t get your stupid nerd asses jumped these are actual gang signs and colors none of you would
doctor-which: itsdeepforhappypeople: Imagine a library filled with every book in the world, none of them have titles on the cover and the pages are blank, but when you open one you are instantly transported to the world within the book. You get to
yulixxxs: bradinmpls: Enjoy the sex you have! Have fun. It isn’t a job, it is pleasure. Create those scenes that turn you on. Explore those kinks that get you hard. Sample the different types of men you are attracted to. None of this is a life long
megadeluxe: From Cool Material: “For all the love the VW bus gets, little to none of it is earned from its killer performance. That’s what makes the FB1 Race-Taxi so wild. What appears as just a freshly painted 1962 #Volkswagen T1 Bulli Van, is actually
drunkrougeofvoid-rogue: mango60123: warbubbles: envynvl93: She’s having none of his shit. I’m confused what the problem in calling her a woman is. The problem with calling her woman is that it gets rid of her identity and shows disrespect to
