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kim-gets-fit: fuckyeahimwastingmylife: peaceandflying: lindsayface47: that-damned-elusive-pimpernel: rottenweiler: wethinktherefore: didyoudance: homemadedarkmark | devonwood: MY ANACONDA DON’T WANT NONE if you say no, because I respect
napoleonbonerhard: girl-germs: why is it that in every post-apocalyptic tv show/LOST all the dudes grow beards and get all shaggy and NONE of the women ever have any body hair whatsoever girls don’t grow hair ask any single man
amoracomplex: dirtrider333: zombikki: veganasfuck: how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw. this is the best joke ever haha…fuck you - sincerely
mellerouge: I don’t care if you have plastic surgery, if you bleach your hair, photoshop your pictures, get braces, wear hair extensions, wear contacts, wear a lot of makeup or none at all. If it makes you happy, if it is the way you wish to express
franerys: katiebpeters: chloereneeeee: How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they can’t get that high. How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, she holds it up and waits for the world to revolve around her.
monicalewinsky1996: fat people get fucked fat people have relationships fat people wear cute clothes fat people go to the fucking gym fat people can be successful fat people are beautiful fat people can also be/have none of this and they should still
orgasmictipsforgirls: made of two things, very close together it’s there to support you when you’re tired it’s better to have too much than none at all sometimes it’s nice just to appreciate other people’s at it’s absolute worst it can get
thetroubledravenswritingdesk: asha-fallenangel-risingdemon: the-cuddly-punk: neenya: doubleohmogar: franerys: katiebpeters: chloereneeeee: How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they can’t get that high. How many sopranos
acrylicpeach: i want kisses but u know how many kissed i am getting rn?? 0. zip. none. this is an outrage
littlecookiekat: There is no such thing as “sfw cgl,” pass it on It is kink. Kink can involve things other than sex. I don’t get turned on by the stuff on the sfw cgl tag, though it makes me feel good. None the less it is kink. .
sissifier2: See how none of them are touching each other’s cocks? Experienced sissies know that they get pleasure from cocks, but certainly not from their own.
kinkybihousewife: Mom was happy getting fucked as I got all the attention, the guys we had picked up all eager to fuck the the horny schoolgirl - none of them knew we were mother and daughter or that mom would be cleaning me up when they had all gone.
ruthrainer: Always good to have a friend to hold my hair back so none of Sirs seed gets my hair wet
daddytouchedmethere: daddyluvbabygrl: “Ssssh, be quiet. Mommy is just in the other room.” “Mmmph.” *nods*“Good girl. Just relax and take it tonight. None of that getting horny like a bitch, making sounds this time. Mommy is really close but
ok none of that bullshit stuff THESE are the best feelings in the world: peeing after holding it in all day orgasms faking ill and getting sent back to bed when you sing really emotionally and give yourself shivers b/c you’re fucking star quality
i’m jealous of people who have cute laughs and fast metabolisms and nice teeth and good hair and can just make any outfit look good and get along with everyone and are great at sports and do well in school because none of that is me
dj-bsnow: If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple “Thank You” will suffice. None of this “How did you get in my house” business. So rude
kaylainthetardis: amoracomplex: dirtrider333: zombikki: veganasfuck: how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw. this is the best joke ever haha…fuck
jenndoesnotcare: patronustrip: smileswiththorns: celeryandhummus: nanner: Kristen Stewart is having none of your gendered bull shit kristen is an actual kickass feminist who speaks up aaaall the time and gets so little credit for it Remember
mythicalmclaughlin: Awwww Link saying “come back!!” ::333 AnD THEN RHETT SAYING “HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO GET ABSOLUTELY NONE ON YOURSELF??¿¿”
gentlemanly-tiger: 🐾😈 None. Let’s get started ;)
tyleroakley: soyzilla: why does the glass get fuller? that’s none of your business
baddiebey: me: I HATE THESE FKN ROACHES GET OUT U DONT PAY NO BILLS the roach: ok but U dont pay none either hoeme:
margots-robbie: How did you get your tattoos? From Nunya. What’s “Nunya”? None of your business.
i’m jealous of people who have cute laughs and fast metabolisms and nice teeth and good hair and can just make any outfit look good and get along with everyone and are great at sports and do well in school bc none of that is me
latenightseth: ithelpstodream: Craig Ferguson talks about Peter Capaldi. [x] BONUS: If you want to be a late night host, there are a lot of well-traveled roads you can take to get there. Craig Ferguson took none of those.
WHEN YOU GET EXCITED ABOUT A TV SHOW NONE OF YOUR FRIENDS WATCH
craughed: i’m jealous of people who have cute laughs and fast metabolisms and nice teeth and good hair and can just make any outfit look good and get along with everyone and are great at sports and do well in school bc none of that is me
stardusteddean: do you ever just get the overwhelming urge to hug Dean Winchester close to your chest and tell him that he’s good and that he’s worth it and that none of the bad things are his fault
kaylainthetardis:amoracomplex:dirtrider333:zombikki: veganasfuck: how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw. this is the best joke ever haha…fuck
the-cuddly-punk: neenya: doubleohmogar: franerys: katiebpeters: chloereneeeee: How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they can’t get that high. How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, she holds it up and
patronustrip: smileswiththorns: celeryandhummus: nanner: Kristen Stewart is having none of your gendered bull shit kristen is an actual kickass feminist who speaks up aaaall the time and gets so little credit for it Remember the time we used to
shinelikethunder:@trillgutterbug: #i adore the delivery of this line #there’s none of that gross ‘i say don’t touch me but what i really mean is i’m playing hard to get’ garbage #there’s no sexualised violence here with heaving bosoms
unite4humanity:A Fake ID led to this. You mean the fake cards that WHITE, under-the-legal-drinking-age people use all the time, without getting body-slammed to the ground? Dressing well, speaking “standard English,” being a college student… NONE
whatthefoucault: hinoneko: headcanon: whenever the doctor gets a tear in his clothes he makes overdramatic jokes about it being a “rip in the fabric of time and space” absolutely none of his companions have ever found this funny HEADCANON ACCEPTED
thegreenhermione: katherinebloginson: frankenzned: ollielephant: I will never get over how hard I laughed the first time I saw this Oh man the… the thing it was from named it and just the mention of the name will set me off now None Pizza with
asktheminigrumps: Egoraptor: STOP FUCKING TOUCHING ME just so none of you get the wrong idea, thinking this is like, shipping or something, It’s not
frigidloki: ultracyanidedaze: frigidloki: ☆ none of you asked for zenyatta cat but you’re getting zenyatta cat. [art commissions / portfolio @ god-bird.com]do not republish/repost my artwork or remove my comments. ZeNYAtta
queenqueso: aztechnology: gunsandfireandshit: psilocybabe: What does this mean #someone’s a fuckin rich nerd I know this is meant to be a funny but funfact! The lotus set in Magic: The Gathering is bar-none the most expensive set in history, getting
damienchazelle: gyaradont: acidhues: damienchazelle: how exactly do you get into the feet pic selling business put your best foot forward A good first step is selling your sole None of you are funny I just want foot money
sreegs:sreegs:As the staff post about ad-free tumblr continues to get thousands of notes telling staff to fuck off in the tags, I wanna remind you that this website’s days are numbered. Tumblr is still unprofitable and by some modern-day miracle none
galwednesday: generationintrovert: Be kind. Book of K. 1. this is perfectly good advice2. “none of us are getting out of here alive” is the kind of suspiciously specific denial a secret immortal would say
wearealltalesintheend: as a millennial Peter Parker should’ve known that the moment he got taken to a secondary location his chances of getting out alive were slim to none
fisto: fisto: six different people write lore for blizzard and none of them are allowed to talk to each other this post gets notes everytime blizzard tries to release new lore for anything
galacticpages: magnolia-noire: gluten-free-pussy: I read an article about how Millennials don’t carry cash on them and got annoyed and literally yesterday I was out with a group of friends and NONE of us had cash I mean if you get robbed you can
qv:qv:none of you care but i think its so funny that nintendo put the wifi card for the switch right next to the battery. the longer you play the worse your connection gets who thought of thisnot a single engineer looked at it and thought hmm maybe that
manywinged:i-throw-pies-at-tall-people-dea:manywinged:i have no idea how i’m supposed to get enrichment anymore i’ve tried books tv sports socializing and none of it is working. i need to be chased through the woods at night with a knife or
amazoogle:dyke-werewolf:amazoogle:amazoogle:four mushrooms a day and you cannot get cancer at all.. six a day and you start being able to levitate objects with your mindDid none of you do maths? Eating 4 mushrooms would make you 75% cancer immune, 8 would
craughed:i’m jealous of people who have cute laughs and fast metabolisms and nice teeth and good hair and can just make any outfit look good and get along with everyone and are great at sports and do well in school bc none of that is me
linesporadic: Future AU where Mob admits to Reigen he has a crush on him and Reigen ends up so nervous about it that he starts seeing flirting where none exists. Mob was actually planning on using his aura to increase the temperature, Reigen, get your
lucacangettathisass: thegestianpoet: pretending that age of ultron literally never happened probably gets funnier if you just pretend that absolutely none of the events in it happened and try to fit the current MCU around it anyways. for example: the
fadingthoughtsmindlesscunt: kindmonster: uselessstupidpiggy: strictpigowner: Ok dear…have a good day…see you when I get home… Imagine how many orgasms you could have being attached to this for the day 😍 None. You need your clit rubbing,
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