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breadmaakesyoufat: 815-oceanic: do you ever look at your eyes in the mirror and be like “im looking at my eyes with my eyes” I DONT NEED THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW.
dustycats: honestly i dont even play an active role in my life shit just happens and im like oh is this what we’re doing now ok
slayboybunny: dont ask me for relationship advice because i will always just tell you to break up w/ them and throw their shit in a dumpster because i do not understand the concept of allowing anyone to treat you poorly this is a zero tolerance zone
princedick: i dont get why so many parents are so against cosplaying like other teenagers are having unprotected sex, doing hardcore drugs, getting stds and shit and im sitting here styling a wig man u r not appreciative at all
thursjournal: hopesploder: i literally procrastinate talking to my friends like it hits me “oh shit i havent talked to that friend in a while” and im like “yeah ill have to do that later” and then i dont then i feel really guilty about it and
ghostplatoon: bc unsolicited comparisons to shit you dont care about are always flattering and everyone should do it all the time because I LOVE IT!!!!!
heterophilia: niggaturnt: anotherfirebender: kinderhook-obscure: shit-justice-warrior: Why aren’t we doing this in all 50 states?? moving to Iowa Why just men they need to make women take it to, girls rape and sexually harass men to dont forget,
downtocudddle: toke-dont-choke: helloprettylittlegirl: ravenheartsmiley: coinsandcastles: DO YOU SEE IT NOW? MIND FUCK. WTF MIND FUCK AT IT’S FINEST. ^^^ TRIPPY SHIT. whatttt just stared at this for like ten minutes
urbanclictionary: why dont people have pizza parties anymore like hell yeah invite me over to your house to eat pizza and then i’ll leave that’s the shit i do like
ryanroasts: if u dont think i’d do some fucked up shit for concert tickets then u are dead wrong
fasterfood: why the hell do babies cry after they shit themselves like u got urself into this mess buddy dont make it everyone else’s problem. like have some fuckin responsibility for once
heathersaestheticc: Fuck everyone whos bashing on me for the shit i post on my tumblr, like do we have to go over this again?? If you dont like it;block me….
masturbenders: why dont people have pizza parties anymore like hell yeah invite me over to your house to eat pizza and then i’ll leave that’s the shit i do like
spacedijks: papajohnpizzas: there’s no way borzois aren’t creatures from hell just look at this fucker hey, he wants to be long. we all do sometimes. dont give him shit for it
dustycats:honestly i dont even play an active role in my life shit just happens and im like oh is this what we’re doing now ok
heysimba: timothydelaghetto: julianplowden: avi0o0olaa: geneistodope: diaryofakanemem: unexpected. Dont Let The Color Fool You African Americans Can Do Anything Oh shit! YEP!!!! LOL @ people not on the news still saying “African Americans.”
swervcity: the last one is sassyopeia in half-drag and me pretending to be hot shit. this was last summer i believe.. i dont have any actual full body shots because i didnt take it that seriously, but i DID pad my hips, i DID do the fake tits thing,
justbev: cocoavalentines: lowkeywalker: marfmellow: THIS. DOLL. CAN. DO. TWIST. OUTS!!???? if you dont think this is the coolest shit you a damn lie where might i reserve this for my future children slash ya’ll know this doubles as a way to
mczayn: how do i stop caring about people who dont give a shit about me
postracialcomments: booty-dont-lie: postracialcomments: When are folks gonna learn? Do we know which Home Depot in Charleston, IL to call to get this piece of shit fired? 1301 Fort Worth Way, Mattoon, IL 61938(217) 235-0700
bustysaintclair:meowdypurrtner: its really important for men to stand up to other men who say terrible and sexist shit because sexist men dont listen to what women have to say literally the most important thing men can do if they want to call themselves
me: i feel that way about *something* them: No ! dont you feel that way Stop do you hear just stop me now you r fine me in my head: fuck you you piece of shit am never ganna talk to you again fucking shittt you think i can just stop feeling something
theyellowbrickroad: when i was 14 i sent a really mean message to this guy because i thought he was cheating on my best friend and it was like “i cant believe you would do that to her you piece of shit you dont deserve her” but it turned out he didnt
nicoleartist: average-reblog: nowyoukno: Source for more facts follow NowYouKno Okay, now explain why my dog has to do six laps around the yard before taking a shit? My dog does the same thing! And then sometimes they dont even go!
gotyoulittlebrother: sandoring: Season 9: A Summary #Sam is like fuckkkkk #All i do is get knocked out now #I need to retire #im no good at this hunting shit anymore #I wake up and Dean has killed 15 Demons #I dont evven remember walking in the room
henrycavills: in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and shit fly into your room what the fuck
booty2massive: zzbbtt: i dont think i’ll ever stop reblogging this shit jeff-white14 If you can’t do this, you ain’t real 😂😂😂
bunandcheeeese: youngblackandvegan: timothydelaghetto: julianplowden: avi0o0olaa: geneistodope: diaryofakanemem: unexpected. Dont Let The Color Fool You African Americans Can Do Anything Oh shit! YEP!!!! LOL @ people not on the news still
blupoop:i dont want to b attached to anything I want to b a stranger I want to b alone i want to be in love with myself and cry freely on public transportation i do not want to give A Shit abt ppl who say they miss me w/ their eyes closed
cerebralsinner: elysium-lithium: nimrodbehavior: ghost-b-o-y: sunset on mars by the spirit rover 2005 do you understand this IS AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT FUCKING PLANET HOLY SHIT YOUR PROBLEMS DONT MATTER WHEN YOU LOOK AT THIS PICTURE. YOUR PROBLEMS
captainsnoop:i honestly dont know what i would do if healthcare was free here. i feel like i’d go to the hospital and they’d put me in the government funded sickness scanner and they’d be like “holy fuck dude, you got like, syndromes and shit.
thereecipe:fuck people who ruin others ability to trust again. that shit is evil, and it’s so painful. dont ever do that to anyone
stripped-down-to-skeletons: jaileyrhode: nostalg-icparadise: burntpicasso: queengroucho: northmiamigoon: DONT LET THIS SHIT GO UNNOTICED Pigs THIS IS SO FUCKING DISGUSTING what the fuck are they doing!!! what the FUCK IS THE POINT FUCK WHITE
