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slayboybunny: dont ask me for relationship advice because i will always just tell you to break up w/ them and throw their shit in a dumpster because i do not understand the concept of allowing anyone to treat you poorly this is a zero tolerance zone
inkays: me: i dont really see the point in anime figurines?? i mean what purpose do they even serve other than to just sit there and collect du- *sees figure of fav character* me: holy shit
unpicasso: unpicasso: probably my favorite thing abt being a millennial is that i can lie on my resume abt shit like being proficient in excel bc i have the common sense to just google anything i dont know how to do which gives me a giant fucking edge
fartgallery: party store employee: do you need any help with anything sir? me: *remains silent so they dont find out i just inhaled a shit ton of helium*
jadelyn: unpicasso: probably my favorite thing abt being a millennial is that i can lie on my resume abt shit like being proficient in excel bc i have the common sense to just google anything i dont know how to do which gives me a giant fucking edge
lunatrap: i know i dont have a very femenine body, but i wonder if a man would hug me, if he would feel like hugging a girl, or a boy… what im wondering is, do i have a “girl” feeling?when i was a man, i always was treated like shit by men, but
thesophieeeblr: Loki a We Heart It-on https://weheartit.com/entry/74266083/via/beatrice_giarrizzo Okay you damned fangirls…. you’ve gone too far. WAY over the line. I dont give a SHIT what Joss Whedon does. Never EVER do you threaten
hibryar: I dig people who are into being nice to nice people I dig people who are into being nice to everyone unless they do something seriously wrong. By which I dont mean swear at you etc. This is minor shit. Nice is sexy.
thatsreallyproblematic: isthiswhereyouputtheblogname: thatsreallyproblematic: how do vegans suck dick if they dont drink animal by-products That would imply vegans ever actually getting someone to have sex with them Oh shit, you’re right.
Personally Id like them to get rid of the idea that anyone literally DOES think you need make up to be beautiful. Most people I know don’t give a shit and most of the rest actively dont care for make up at all. lol Where do people live where make
chrohomosomes: fuck your morals drink away your sorrows live your life and be happy dont think about tomorrow its all about you Sooo…my personality and way of life is recommended for other people? THEN WHY THE FUCK DO I GET SO MUCH SHIT FOR
itsanimenotcartoonsbakamom: jenniferlawrencedaily: What would you be doing if you weren’t acting? except hotel maids dont get paid shit and have to touch people’s used condoms and deal with asshole customers. so yeah, you have fun with that.
twerk videos bore the shit out of me, there’s only so many ways you can move your ass. i dont give a damn how many handstands/splits whatever you do, it’s all still the same basic movement.
maaaan, i just got to thinking about it. it’d be pretty radical if i had more than one dick. i dont know what i’d do with the other dick, like id prefer a fully functional second dick instead of some vestigial shit just hanging there, but
snubull dont speak on nothing i do you little shit.
ive been playing assassins creed 4 all day. and i hate it. ive hated assassins creed since they killed of desmond and ive had to care about dudes that are generations dead. i dont care about none of this shit. why am i on a boat? what am i doing? why
someone got me a bottle of sake for an early christmas present, and i dont know how they got it into their head that i like drinking that shit, but i absolutely do not.
dude, i ain’t no kind of prude. im really truly not. but yo, like… man i dont even know. imma let that shit ride cause it ain’t none of my business what folks do behind closed doors.
this is so badly drawn but EHHEH interactions i love how i wanna tell a story but i dont want to write shit down and i have no patience to do a proper comic i rule high five everyone
unsettling-presence replied to your post: why do you hate mel? (honest question) I honestly think that Mel is worse than Riley based on this post. lmao i really dont know while riley tells people to kill themselves too and is a racist piece of shit,
maskottchen: fiztheancient replied to your post: OH MY GOD THEY DID THEY DID REMOVE THE ABILITY… it works for me what r u talkin about what browser do you use because on firefox shit dont work you can get to the post page and hit submit but the post
ondore replied to your post: fuck my birthday is in 6 days happy early birthday!! would it be ok if i drew one of your dudes for u dude you dont need permission just do it! i love giftart HOLY SHIT
it sucks that i have to wait months sometimes to complain about shit people do to me so ppl dont think im directly talkin about them
sonicspazz replied to your post:anyway i dont know if i mentioned this here? …wait you live in Kansas?? Holy shit I didn’t know that. yea i do
7hrone: fiztheancient: dont trust this woman I have no idea why i was compelled to do this holy shit
captainlitebrite replied to your post “I get really confused when people watch CM for the crimes and don’t…” ok but it does have crime shit too right because i dont enjoy romantic drama and i do enjoy serial killers like to each their own
dustycats: honestly i dont even play an active role in my life shit just happens and im like oh is this what we’re doing now ok
fabrice0: I really hope y’all went ahead and unfollowed jtl4, homeboi literally reblogged this:FROM A PRO-NAZI BLOG:cant make this shit up. if ur racist trash u dont gotta unfollow him, i cant tell u wat to do. but everyone else pls unfollow this fucker
thursjournal: hopesploder: i literally procrastinate talking to my friends like it hits me “oh shit i havent talked to that friend in a while” and im like “yeah ill have to do that later” and then i dont then i feel really guilty about it and
wanhedamaximoff: likeigiveabother: why do superheroes care so much about their cities? its always “i have to protect this city” or “people of this city will die” like chill i mean shit i dont even know who my mayor is
assiraphales: whenever crowley is uncomfortable with a conversation he turns into a snake and slithers away
eridanampora: gwenuls: eridanampora: sticks and stones may break my bones but words are even worse holy shit please dont say mean things to me sometimes i think michael jackson lives in my closet. Was that off topic? Oops, do forgive me what was
tyrionsansas: ereri-is-love-ereri-is-life: dggeoff: im sick and tired of fuckin frozen everywhere like “do you wanna bui-” NO BITCH I DONT WANNA BUILD NO MOTHERFUCKIN SNOWMAN ITS FUCKING SUMMER THIS SHIT CAME OUT IN GODDAMN NOVEMBER STOP FUCKING
ereri-is-love-ereri-is-life: dggeoff: im sick and tired of fuckin frozen everywhere like “do you wanna bui-” NO BITCH I DONT WANNA BUILD NO MOTHERFUCKIN SNOWMAN ITS FUCKING SUMMER THIS SHIT CAME OUT IN GODDAMN NOVEMBER STOP FUCKING SHOVING IT DOWN
urbanclictionary: why dont people have pizza parties anymore like hell yeah invite me over to your house to eat pizza and then i’ll leave that’s the shit i do like
likeigiveabother: why do superheroes care so much about their cities? its always “i have to protect this city” or “people of this city will die” like chill i mean shit i dont even know who my mayor is
we have to stop living down to certain stupid cultures that celebrate things that dont even have anything to do w/ love. as particularily…i see so many beautiful women and the way women are degraded in certain cultures bothers the shit outta me.
as of late i have taken a whole lot of offence to how mental health is addressed to how its treated to how its viewed. ppl treat it like its some trendy fuck shit like youre forced to care about and i dont really feel like they do.
Some ppl really ned to do their research and stop making careless and callous memes about shit they dk about. be informed. dont be totally totally ignorant about other cultures. be kind and have some respect. khx.
fasterfood: why the hell do babies cry after they shit themselves like u got urself into this mess buddy dont make it everyone else’s problem. like have some fuckin responsibility for once
pumpdrone: sissyclaire69: I love my porn addiction it keeps me alive. GHgnn.. I dont want to fightt this. I told myself I would try and not stroke past midnight tonight since I have a job interview and a shit ton of stuff to do tomorrow. NGGGggg. I
theyellowbrickroad: when i was 14 i sent a really mean message to this guy because i thought he was cheating on my best friend and it was like “i cant believe you would do that to her you piece of shit you dont deserve her” but it turned out he didnt
cluttercrag: jadelyn: unpicasso: probably my favorite thing abt being a millennial is that i can lie on my resume abt shit like being proficient in excel bc i have the common sense to just google anything i dont know how to do which gives me a giant
likeigiveabother:why do superheroes care so much about their cities? its always “i have to protect this city” or “people of this city will die” like chill i mean shit i dont even know who my mayor is
hauntedtable: dont tell me you never tried to throw your voice like in those scooby doo cartoons and shit. tryin to have your voice come out of a barrel from 20 feet away how the hell they do that
slowheadreddxxx: LAST DAY IN ST. LOUIS N IM WITH MY BAREBY THE ONE N ONLY MS. LAYLA RED WE ARE DOING AMAZING 2- GIRL SESSIONS, FILMING, DOMINATION, ROLE PLAYING ALL THAT KINKY GOOD SHIT DM FOR PRICES N AVAILABLE TIMES WE ARE BOOKING FAST SO DONT WAIT!!!!
sceneybopper: Also people always guess that im french because of my last name and im like dude no And dont try to like talk about french shit becAUSE I DO NOT KNOW IM NOT FRENCH STOP
bustysaintclair:meowdypurrtner: its really important for men to stand up to other men who say terrible and sexist shit because sexist men dont listen to what women have to say literally the most important thing men can do if they want to call themselves
