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jerkidiot: that girl you just called fat? who cares about her backstory, you just shouldn’t be a dick to people like do we really need a tragic story to get people to stop being mean to each other wtf
torpidgilliver: dean-the-piesexual: OK STORY TIME I WAS BABYSITTING THIS 6 YEAR OLD BOY AND WE ATE POPSICLES, THIS WAS THE JOKE ON MINE AND I TOLD IT TO HIM, BECAUSE THATS WHAT YOU DO WITH JOKES AND SO LIKE A DAY LATER I GET THIS CALL FROM HIS MOM AND
just make sure your partner isnt in desire need. just make sure you take care of your partner when theyre in desire need. and if they cant get it today then you know you got a job to do tomorrow. ok? you gotta make up. thats why they call it make up sex
kristoffbjorgman: do you think the girl who posed for this stock photo knows that there is a bot on tumblr calling itself Erica using her picture to try to get people to install virus-ridden software on their computers
kidouyuuto:apparently this needs to be said but uh abusive behavior is not excusable, even if its caused by mental illness, like i get that it can make you manipulative or want to lash out. i really do. but you need to apologize when you are called out
//*sighs* I hate trying to contact bureaucrats. Trying to get onto a type of health insurance and since I’m a co-contractor, we don’t do pay stubs or any of that stuff at work. Called them once and they haven’t gotten back to me. This
callmepo: The Wendy’s girl gets a Kamui of her own - ala Kill la Kill.I call this a tiny doodle plus because it *started* as one.. then I kinda kept on going.…and yes, she did dip her fry in a strawberry frosty. I used to do that too.
mlmle: videohall: The best thing to come to Vine. This guy has 4 children and wears a batman mask. They call him…BatDad > The funniest part is that the kid’s have almost no reaction to him doing this. > Ben needs to get his s- together…
yeahstr82gay: When you’re driving home a new car to surprise your son for his birthday and call ahead to tell him that when you get home you’re going to give him what he’s always been waiting for, and he says, “Do you mean what I think you mean?”
did-you-kno: One of the best ways to get people to do something is to make it fun. A marketing campaign called ‘The Fun Theory’ found that when stairs next to an escalator were turned into giant, functional piano keys, the amount of people who
grumpytrans: nikk-mayson: mpregnate: mpregnate: do cis people realise that trans people get misgendered even if we pass? a trans man could walk up in a full beard and still be called “miss” because people are transphobic, not because he looks like
hermionematilda: thehappyhooker: femme-with-cherries: tomfordvelvetorchid: Bitch?what the fuc Where do I get that? If someone finds out please share! it’s called the Vamp Stamp https://www.instagram.com/the_vampstamp/
open-plan-infinity: bootyscientist: fggtbr: bootyscientist: I can’t fuck wit ppl that got the flash on when they get phone calls or texts Why do you hate HOH and deaf people?? here’s an alternate theory: i wasn’t thinking about them when i
somuchfuckingn0pe: i was gonna make an alternate ending panel w/ him saying “NO ONE CALLS MY WAIFU A SHIT AND GETS AWAY WITH IT” but i’ll do that later bc sick and tired ;-;
superwhoavengelockandme: the-great-princess: apherionlystae: The logic of Captain Jack Sparrow. Why do I get the feeling that this is what Sherlock Holmes thinks when people call him insane? There’s a reason he wanted to be a pirate
degrade-that-whore: tester1001me: 4th year college. By the fourth year, my roommate’s girlfriend knew just how I liked my cock sucked. I could call her anytime and say “need to bust a nut” and she knew what to do. She could get me off pretty
dakotacara: HEY DADDIES 💋 For ever single person that REBLOGs this and follows me will get: A personal sexy picture 🍑 My snap chat 👻 And a choice of my, SKYPE 🤖 KIK📲 OR phone # so you can call me whenever you want 📞😳 (Do you
swrredhead: A deal is a deal. I get to do whatever I want tonight, and now that I know what you like, well, you will suck my cock. Come on, show me what a good cock sucker you are. Come on, be a good cock sucker for Princess. Yes, call me Princess
luvpie1997: thedeadpool-fandom: queerfabulousmermaid: mrasayf: I needed to do this. SCREAMING somebody get her some ice for that burn goddamn. Someone call the hospital we have a serious burn victim here. You have won, sir.
ebonyzerscrooge: White men get on my nerves and I can do without, thanks There’s this one white dude that works for a partner organization. He’s not my boss, I don’t work for him but he’ll call me at any hour like “where
dailyonedirection: “You can’t wish for things like this, you can’t ever sit and imagine that you actually get to do this. If I had to call it a job, then this is my job. and I love my job.” x/x
ellenann1616: So, let me get this straight. You like a man in a suit, prefer b&w photos, and want my lingerie collection. Is this better? Thats what I call mixing it up!! Giggle, I do like to mix it up 💙
nebraskaswole:aneyeforaneyemakingtheworldblind: nebraskaswole: biomags: nebraskaswole: biomags: nebraskaswole: Morning That chest man haha how do I get on your level? Creatine Nvm, I want to stay natty. Good call bro, the side effects arent
tsunamiwavesurfing: getting your ass beat in front of your girl is some next struggle i wish upon no man you know that shit gon pop up at some point bitch ask you to do the dishes you like nah i’m bout to jump on this call of duty she like “oh so
inquisitive2: I just frickin love a sexy tgirl with a hard cock and her hands on her hips - that expectant look in her eye which says “get on your knees and suck me bitch” :-) My pleasure - do u want to call over your friends to watch me suck u….perhaps
scaredycas: i just want a show called “Cas Doing Things” and it’s just cas like feeding pidgeons and healing puppies and going on a rollercoaster and making a friend and getting a cat that’s all i want
tennants-hair: superwhoavengelockandme: the-great-princess: apherionlystae: The logic of Captain Jack Sparrow. Why do I get the feeling that this is what Sherlock Holmes thinks when people call him insane? There’s a reason he wanted to be a pirate
dean-the-piesexual: OK STORY TIME I WAS BABYSITTING THIS 6 YEAR OLD BOY AND WE ATE POPSICLES, THIS WAS THE JOKE ON MINE AND I TOLD IT TO HIM, BECAUSE THATS WHAT YOU DO WITH JOKES AND SO LIKE A DAY LATER I GET THIS CALL FROM HIS MOM AND SHE SAYS “My
mother-entropy:overdramatics:the-real-numbers:whatbigotspost:masseffectdoctor:whatbigotspost:whatbigotspost:Hey, quick question, how loud do the dog whistles have to get before everyone finally calls him what he is?? Also this:People are concerned that
svrcastic: i get pleasantly surprised when a friend randomly decides to give me cute nicknames or call me by a shorter version of my name, like it makes me so happy u consider us close enough friends to do that… thank u friend
lothlenan: Someone call a doctor, because doing this painting killed my hands. Good gravy. That foliage. HOWEVER. Finally, with some help and encouragement I managed to get through it. Special thanks to my fiance for carrying me through and not letting
lothlenan: Someone call a doctor, because doing this painting killed my hands. Good gravy. That foliage. HOWEVER. Finally, with some help and encouragement I managed to get through it. Special thanks to my fiance for their support and not letting me
-arachnophilia-: luvpie1997: thedeadpool-fandom: queerfabulousmermaid: mrasayf: I needed to do this. SCREAMING somebody get her some ice for that burn goddamn. Someone call the hospital we have a serious burn victim here. You have won, sir.
lightheartedsuggestion:Don’t let people get away with treating you poorly. Call them out. Be frank. Be assertive. People need to know when they’ve wronged you and that they can’t do it again.
videohall: The best thing to come to Vine. This guy has 4 children and wears a batman mask. They call him…BatDad > The funniest part is that the kid’s have almost no reaction to him doing this. > Ben needs to get his s- together… > BatDad’s
sweet-shemales: Say, baby! What do you say we get on the table and knock some balls around? I know a game called “4 ball” that’s lots of fun!! We can even swap sticks while we play!!!
underthesamestar: Nezumi makes Shion a coffee at the morning and knows exactly how Shion likes it, even if they never had a coffee together before. MARRIED ;~;
