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Vegas just keeps on calling me and now that we confirmed with bad ass @a_ortease it’s on!!! Alexa will be a great addition to the #barriogirls fam. Check her out but wait till we get our hands on her, you know how we do. @a_ortease @a_ortease @a_ort
My little brother was right. I wasn’t above sucking cock. I was meant to do it. It fulfills me knowing that I live to serve his perfect dick. Nothing tastes better. Nothing gets me more wet. I deserve the names he calls me. I’m just his horny
scarlettwoman: I know you might think in crazy. And wonder where I get the money from for all this underwear… But so do I. I tried this set on yesterday. It’s called Lacy. And I’m having that too. There’s a matching kimono and I think that’s
yessleep: It’s been a few days so hopefully i can get another quick story or two in before im called away.  And no, not to save the day.  That will probably be my last superhero story for a minute, gotta do some others first lol.  Man, swear i
Anonymous said to funsexydragonball: What kind of games do Bulma and Vegeta play in bed? Perhaps Bulma knows that calling Vegeta “King” gets him instantly hard.Maybe Bulma needs to rethink the dirty talk a bit.
callmepo: The Wendy’s girl gets a Kamui of her own - ala Kill la Kill. I call this a tiny doodle plus because it *started* as one.. then I kinda kept on going. …and yes, she did dip her fry in a strawberry frosty. I used to do that too.
masturbateonherface: deepstrokes69: whimptim: This is what I call “Commitment”. Do your daily exercise “No Matter What” Get that workout in shorty @hotlavender
“Babe, what are you doing?” “You called me a …umm… dirty slut! So I figured I should, like, take a bath to get all clean!” Sigh… “N-no, babe, that’s just dir-… Never mind. Why don’t
prey-on-my-knees: ftbaljock00: And still do….it’s called on the floor under my work boot. All you fuck pigs should embrace that. I have a feeling we would get along well Sir
Females do this all the time….. Why refer to yourself as a bitch. Bad bitch. The bitch. Why? Why not call yourself a Queen? Why not look at yourself as royalty. But turn around and get mad when treated like a bitch, when you expect royalty. That&rs
superwhoavengelockandme: the-great-princess: apherionlystae: The logic of Captain Jack Sparrow. Why do I get the feeling that this is what Sherlock Holmes thinks when people call him insane? There’s a reason he wanted to be a pirate
phaggot: girlautomatic: Never let it be said I am not surrounded by observant tipsters. SO. I’m tired. My brain is so fucking empty that I haven’t even written an evening report. My back is sore. I’m getting ready to do the sign-off call for the
See the way my eyes are looking down at the floor? Is there something complicated about doing that?Cos you’ve been looking at me instead of kneeling on the floor staring down waiting to be called to serve me. Go and get the punishment dice.
See the way my eyes are looking down at the floor? Is there something complicated about doing that? Cos you’ve been looking at me instead of kneeling on the floor staring down waiting to be called to serve me. Go and get the punishment dice.
This is what my bed looks like when I get up, and yes, that’s after sleeping in it ALONE.Sleeping next to me is not a fun experience. I’ve been told I do something I call “The Exorcist move” where I sit bolt upright, let out a weird moan, and
lesbabeths: i could never be the victim in the horror movie that gets the ominous phone calls because i just literally do not answer the phone ever
lightheartedsuggestion: Don’t let people get away with treating you poorly. Call them out. Be frank. Be assertive. People need to know when they’ve wronged you and that they can’t do it again.
jerkidiot: that girl you just called fat? who cares about her backstory, you just shouldn’t be a dick to people like do we really need a tragic story to get people to stop being mean to each other wtf
captainsnoop: i hate this trend of “Sassy Twitter Brands.” the idea of a brand being rude to potential customers and people praising it for doing that seems really dire to me. coca cola should not call someone an idiot and get praised for it. coca
thatfineassaliengirl: open-plan-infinity: bootyscientist: fggtbr: bootyscientist: I can’t fuck wit ppl that got the flash on when they get phone calls or texts Why do you hate HOH and deaf people?? here’s an alternate theory: i wasn’t thinking
kissmyex: I am never led. I lead. 💪🏼 My mouth tends to get me into trouble when I need to call bullshit on something. I don’t sugarcoat nor do I hide my feelings on important things. I’m the friend that will tell you when something’s not
callmepo: The Wendy’s girl gets a Kamui of her own - ala Kill la Kill. I call this a tiny doodle plus because it *started* as one.. then I kinda kept on going. …and yes, she did dip her fry in a strawberry frosty. I used to do that too. <3 /////<3
deviantdisplay: Why do you think he’s called Pet?I just love having a service animal around the apartment. At times he can be quite well behaved, at others he will incessantly hump anything he can get that big wet dick into.-Mistress
my-daddies-toy: young-daddy-o: I had to call an employee into my office at work today to break the news to him that he was fired. Needless to say, he was eager to do anything to keep his position. Always trust Daddy I love knowing daddy is getting
I’m going to go headfirst into the phase of the night where I stare at the ceiling and cry for a few hours. I have to work tomorrow for eight hours and do my shitty managerial position that I don’t actually get paid properly for, so calling
aintborntipycal-blog: “He called me and said ‘What am I going to do?’Your life completely changes as it’s such a huge show, just about the biggest show on TV. I had no idea what I was getting into. It’s frightening being in that kind of production
jumpingjacktrash: did-you-kno: One of the best ways to get people to do something is to make it fun. A marketing campaign called ‘The Fun Theory’ found that when stairs next to an escalator were turned into giant, functional piano keys, the
tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020:Cancelled? in my day it was called getting flamed… you got flamed and you left and came back under a different name… then we flamed you for doing that
masseffectdoctor:whatbigotspost:whatbigotspost:Hey, quick question, how loud do the dog whistles have to get before everyone finally calls him what he is?? Also this:People are concerned that an baseball sold on the Trump Organization’s merch
dean-the-piesexual: OK STORY TIME I WAS BABYSITTING THIS 6 YEAR OLD BOY AND WE ATE POPSICLES, THIS WAS THE JOKE ON MINE AND I TOLD IT TO HIM, BECAUSE THATS WHAT YOU DO WITH JOKES AND SO LIKE A DAY LATER I GET THIS CALL FROM HIS MOM AND SHE SAYS “My
lothlenan: Someone call a doctor, because doing this painting killed my hands. Good gravy. That foliage. HOWEVER. Finally, with some help and encouragement I managed to get through it. Special thanks to my fiance for their support and not letting me die
Sabrina was getting restless and wanted to do something.“Hey, old man! Want to help me out of this thing? There’s a big ole sloppy kiss in it for you if you do!”“Sure, I’ll help you with that, young lady, but I don’t think those are called
mightbeinsaneforever: reynabcth: princessfailureee: grffindors: do you ever get so annoyed at everything that you start to get pissed off at even little things like a spoon clinking against a bowl or sounds of people talking I think it’s called
youreyesaredancing: Do any Jack’s fans know what this font is called/where I can get it? I need it for my tattoo. is it the Jack’s Mannequin font that you can get from jacksmannequin.org??
notquitephil: invertedgender: calling a man a “pig” is literally dehumanising how do some people not think there’s anything wrong with that how Because chicks, fillies, birds and bitches never get dehumanised. Those vixens always get away with
amaternalaffair: “Mom, you’re crazy! What if we get caught?” “Oh come on, that’s half the fun. And so what if we do, it’s not like someone will have time to call the cops before we are long gone.” “You really want to do this?” “Baby,
sonoanthony: you have to tell her that she’s doing a good job, call her cute names and stuff while she giving you head. Motivate her, make her feel cherished, say nasty shit to her so she gets more horny and sucks you harder. Tell her what to do “suck
run-to-fitness: HOW DO YOU GET THAT MUSCLE LINE IN HER THIGH? SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME AT LEAST WHAT THAT MUSCLE IS CALLED
spoken-not-written: It’s not weird or annoying if you call a guy beautiful or pretty or cute. If you do find a guy getting annoyed by a compliment like that then he isn’t worthy of that compliment and you aren’t a bad person for saying it. He needs
gettingbusyintheoffice: greekpowerlady: Do come in Edwin, I called you to come in! Don’t say anything, I know that you are very sorry for your behavior. Just get on your knees and lick my toes to show me how sorry you are. Where does that put you
hope4gem:A reminder that it’s ok to have a day where you do nothing. It’s ok to have a day where all you do is get through the day. It’s called taking care of yourself and it’s important.
You are going to sit here and stare into my eyes as the guys I called come and get you. If you tell me what you were going to do to me i might tell them to do only that. Maybe. If not we’ll… you know guys and you are a cutie.
