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armins-secret-armin-rp-blog: doesnt bind around friends sometimes ’ _>’
What I’m getting at is if you want to interact with me at all, please don’t misgender me. If I look like I’m on the verge of a panic attack, please get me somewhere safe. If I am putting up distressed text posts, please make sure
it’s just like…………………. inevitably I am thinking about the friend I had a falling out with and just……….. maybe she’s right and I’m a piece of shit that will never,
soltianxxx: Starting my five minute tuesday sketches off right at three AM with porn. This one is for ivoryandsalt, who requested Legolas and Gimli’s wedding night :3
I spent two shifts at work today being coerced by a girl to use pinterest???? I was just like no??? the tile format fucks with my sight? do you even make friends on pinterest??? please leave me alone
bigmamag: Whenever I come across people who say that Gimli/Legolas is a weird pairing because Gimli isn’t cute, I have a mental image of Legolas as Fleur Delacour telling them off. “I am good-looking enough for both of us, I theenk!”
vincentvanguro replied to your post “vincentvanguro replied to your post “hm let’s brainstorm some…” Ahhh, I see. I’m sorry for bringing it up. /o I am glad you are able to have these thoughts, though! I hope it ends up being good
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rabdoidal: I’ve been thinking a lot about how gay people say I love you, and I mean that literally. I’ve known people for a few hours most, and said “I love you” and meant it - new years parties, university tutorials, anime conventions - the
daydreamsyndd: otaku-no-musume: Poor Nico-chan 😅 Artist THE “why am I friends with you two” KILLED ME OMFG I’M CRYING “So when Nic cums, does she say-“She cries out ‘MY REAL NAME IS SANDRA!’”
onlylolgifs: Seal and dog become instant friends
I have hope or I am nothing
I am literally the friend that gives relationship advice and is always single.
d-anachronism: i made a couple of Doctor-themed mugs as gifts for my best friends :) *i am the queen of cheesy DIY, aha!*
gallifrey-feels: Coming to the unwelcome realization that you are trapped in a Lovecraftian friendship like “You’re my best friend and I think you’re amazing but I’m pretty sure that if you started resurrecting corpses I would just shrug and
My little sister told me this story about how last month her grade was having some kind of holiday pancake party and one of her friends asked the parent helper if she could have more butter, they gave it to her and she left and then my little sister heard
its-just-aaron: “I am an adult” I whisper as I try to imagine what my friends would be if we were Pokémon
patriarchs-demand: My friends are just as brutal as I am.
cryoverkiltmilk:concerningwolves:sorry i was so weird but you invoked a topic i am incapable of being normal about
i-am-the-future-of-drag: trying to comfort a friend….
isleofapplepies: Doctor Lance Sweets and the Mystery of “Why Am I Friends With A Bunch of Cissexist Buffoons” (4x07 and 4x23)
2pee4you: ‘HD’ 'Secret panty and pantyhose wetting’ I am having friends over and we are drinking tea outside.It’s sunny weather and I wear a nice dress with pantyhose. It got so warm that I told the girls that I’ll go inside to
ddeathanddaisiess: i-am-the-princesss: prettyforapolishgirl.tumblr.com Friend butts are best butts.
I am the Ted of my friends lmao
curiooftheheart:You know that thing you’re a fan of but you’d sooner eat a cyanide pill than say you are in the fandom of?
lonniiii: kingofhispaniola: demho3zhatinq: kicksthatfly: And here I am trying to get an education 😂😭 Sign me up now My brother saw his friend post this and he was like this nigga is lying so he did his own research and welppp it’s true
Hillary got 84% of the black vote in SC. I am sick.
taint3edcakes: badgyal-k: theblacktroymcclure: abalottegrimm: soulbruva3: 1stfrom92: If you have a black friend, Please share this with them @ me HOWLING!!!! Without the sidelines there is no court “I aint tryna make no difference im tryna
flowerteen: I am literally the friend that gives relationship advice and is always single.
a-ha a-ha… ha….omg…I’m the worst….I believe it and yet felled for it again.. I just lost another close friend… ha…I’m an asshole…I don’t deserve anything…I’m just a piece
es-tusurr-bby:lilac is such a pretty colour 🥰 am very grateful to the friend who bought me it 💖🎀
bernardlblacks: being friends with artists to get free drawings doesn’t even work!!!! i am an artist and i cant even give myself free drawings
kingovswords: suppermariobroth: Flag-waving crab from the Manta Rings minigame in Mario Party 4. I am this crab
sarahtoga104: No I will not stop calling Tsuritama the gay fishing show.
Hahahahahaha fuck leo valdez and his metal dragon thing
I’ve taken up baking as a way of relieving my stress, anxiety, and depression. Because I’ve been in the kitchen a lot I mentioned on facebook that I wanted a cute apron to wear (I am notorious for wiping flour/batter on my jeans) and my good
Guy I’m kinda talking to: early knock off what should I do?Me jokingly: I’m making cookies, come to mine Guy: alright I gotta go to the gym first Me: surely you have a better offer than making cookies with me? Him: aha I don’t have friends hun20
When people who are supposed to be my friends need advice, and need to vent to me, I can literally feel all my energy draining from me when I try and come up with encouragement. It’s like I have nothing anymore. I’ve always been the one to
Went to bed late and also forgot to turn off my 6:00 am alarm. Crap. I have to be at work in 5 hours. Maybe my body will let me sleep in that tim because i will be running around being busy at work from 11:30-3:00pm. Then ill go meet a friend until our
b-noons: daydreamsyndd: otaku-no-musume: Poor Nico-chan 😅 Artist THE “why am I friends with you two” KILLED ME OMFG I’M CRYING rip nico
wexleresque:I am a friend to all cats. Yes even the mean ones. They have their reasons.
I really am the ugliest nigga out of my group of friends
flowerteen: i am literally the friend that gives relationship advice and is always single
jellekee: therealdudemitch: fuckyeahragetoons: he did it!!!! he escaped the friend zone! I am so proud!! Bravo!
I’m good with money. I really am. The only problem I have is wanting to spend it on all of my friends. Seriously. It’s incredibly tempting, and if I weren’t saving up for Chicago, they’d be fucking spoiled. oh, or on socks.
noshirtnoblouse: i want to make a boy nervous i want to make a boy go to his friends and ask them for advice about what he should text me back Wow. I am the person that guys come to when their all nervous about talking to girls. Fuck.
thegingerghost: This is what we do on dates…. He pushed me around Walmart for about an hour and I bought a onesy for my friends sister because we are all doing a Christmas in January thing and we just hung out. In Walmart. This is at least the 5th
I swear the shameless flirting that happens every time my ex and I have a lab together is incredible. But today we managed to make all our friends feel uncomfortable by it
myeroticbunny: I am happily married to a wonderful, attentive, kind, compassionate man. My husband satisfies me in every way…so why can’t I stop thinking about his best friend? Why do images of his gargantuan cock fill my day, keeping me wet? Thoughts
redalphawolf19: I just realized that I have started to become Stiles… I am the Stiles out of my friends… I’m proud of this.. :D
visiblenoisex: i am ready for the walking dead and so is pumpkin :~) YOU ARE SO CUTE ALLY OMG
Alright, I was tagged by sunshinespunchlines, so here goes. 1. Why did you choose your URL? I am a total clusterfuck of human, and also a chronic insomniac. Felt right. 2. What is your middle name? Uhhhhhh. How about an initial? J. 3. If
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tattoomezarry: I am the Niall of my friends
