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alohomorashlie:when u know ur the family witch and u take it in stride because duh ur livin’ the right life Ashlie pls let me have ur hair
bright-as-black: kissingeverysinglenight: So, one of my friends has an iPhone 5S with the fingerprint scanner and she just found out she can register her nipple. I repeat, she can now unlock her phone with her nipple. i am the future
merylisk: hlwim: ugh how the fuck do you cover letter Greetings, Exalted One. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Luke Skywalker, Jedi Knight and friend to Captain Solo. I know that you are powerful, mighty Jabba, and that your anger with Solo must
claire-temple: friend: you should watch that me: i definitely will! narrator: she never watched it
derselala: waviness: crazybuffet2: Shoulda Pre-ordered by John Pading OH LOOK IT’S GAMESTOP Hello I am a Gamestop employee and I can confirm that some of the people I work with do this. I however do not. Thank friend.
princessscissors: inkling-deco: busket: inkling-deco: busket: i am friends with all the ocean critters helo says axolotl nice try, but axolotls are fresh water. they’re a type of salamander, so they’re amphibians. those bastards can fuck
erstwhilegirl: goofy-bear: Me: *mentions favorite tv show* Friend: “I’ve never seen that befo-“ Me: I am immediately reblogging this again because it’s the cutest thing I’ve ever seen
manakahandmade: …so what i am saying is that the most precious thing a person can have is a trusted advisor and friend who wants nothing more than to care for our inner child, and knows it in a frailty that no other person ever gets to see… and it
Tiger & Bunny: The Beginning should be leaking really soon, right? I’m guessing within two or three weeks? This is it, friends. We have made it. We have survived.
wind-upkate: drunk tumbling is the only way I’ll make it through the winter
grimesgallagher: farewell degrassi tng meme [1/15 characters]: Campbell Saunders “How am I supposed to survive a whole season here? I have no friends, my hockey team hates me, my family is thousands of miles away and I’m crying in the girls bathroom.”
ruinedchildhood:Michelle LeVaughn Robinson, girl of the South Side, for the past 25 years, you’ve been not only my wife and mother of my children, you have been my best friend.
bikarishinji: i am the lone pearlmethyst shipper in the sea of pearnet fans that is my friends
aabbylicious: This is the way I want to spend my birthday #relax #wine at my friend house. Yes I am 38 on this picture I had No Botox or fillers on my lips. All #natrual #beautifull I can’t believe I’ll be 39 😳 in fucken Days!!!!! No#filler
thiefprincess: just found this thing on ebay….you’re like 20€ wtf do you DO?!!…“I am MIDRIFFMAN! I shall conquer the world and make it EVIL!!”
maritzac: dauntlessardor: shmeards: gods-nips: I AM SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE LIKE I CANNOT. I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES STRAIGHT. Always reblog like…who makes the decisions and why do the friends go along with it…. that
truepeachylove: lethaltoxin: i-am-the-sassysquatch: adorable-armin: flawee: TASTE THE ANIMATION IT TASTES LIKE PERFECTION IT EVEN SMELLS LIKE PERFECTION …WAIT Smells like dead friends to me, Get out.
jevoussaluespinelli: iwriteaboutfeminism: 12:01 AM in Ferguson. Curfew broken. Surprise! Bring in the ‘friendly police’ so all the outraged white people can cool down, and then turn around and do it all over again.
I really am so appreciative for all of you. You’ve been so kind, encouraging and entertaining. Some people say, you really can’t find true friends on the internet, well I totally disagree! Thank you for being you ♥
humoristics: A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.
does anyone want to play hots with me? i still need the dva icon/spray o(-(
falloutboyonboy: falloutboyonboy: dear people who walk up two steps at a time on the stairs: what do you need to prove i didnt expect this post to gain any notes but i am enjoying the tags im seeing on this
crime-she-typed: monroeler3b: nikko-sky: PLEASE READ!!!!!!!!!I usually wouldn’t share something so vulgar but she asked to spread the story so I am informing you guys just to take precaution and be safe. Here’s the story of Kristina and Marcus
willow-tea: canadiangold: canadiangold: best thing i learned today: “The Loud American” role in Japanese businesses nobody asked but imma explain anyway no idea how it came up, but my programming prof was talking about his friend who works for
buzzfeedlgbt: How do you feel about going home for the holidays? Youncan create your own family. I am not talking about getting married or having a significant other but about the friends you love and have each other’s support.
And this is the Bedroom where I will be cuddling with my boy or girl friend
bearvomit: i am the greatest friend in the world
louiswantharry: Eleanor: I am the love of life of Louis. Niall: God, Harry, friend what happened you in the face
true friendship is bullying your friends into watching the tv shows you watch
Seriously why the fuck are you going to text me at 10 at night asking if I could watch your fucking kid with less than a day’s notice? Christ in a hat I am so fucking done. Get a fucking clue and watch your own damn kid. God. I did months of this,
bringmeyrloves: conceptualsolitude: concept: i am sending you so much love through the screen right now and by the time you finish reading this you will have received a little package of peace and love. there u go @lanipanini 😇 So much love back
roniroe: i-am-mistress-helen: We call this a “Kat Klub Intervention” where the friends of a supposedly straight but frigid woman call in a highly trained Kat Klub trainer or mistress to help the woman achieve full sexual release. Often it is like
beeinbloom: Who am I? Just a friend. Sometimes. Maybe. Be seeing you. -Death, Neil Gaiman’s The Sandman #20: “Façade” Source
A girl that I am facebook friends with shared an article where the author claims that hook up culture exists because people in this generation have never fallen in love. First off, hook up culture is not exclusive to millennials or people in the 18-35
deeperinmypower: “It’s clear, then, Billie. Your old life is over. No career, no family, no friends. I am the only one who matters - the only man you need. There is nothing left in your life aside from complete and utter obedience - submission to
thelichqueen: malapropsbookstore: jeremybdavis: Inspiration found in a bookstore. A wonderful life philosophy. 1. Reblogging this as a reminder; and 2. I love when people I follow/am tumblr friends with reblog the things I post to the Malaprop’s
Boy, I am just tired tonight. And I know I’m gonna be even more tired tomorrow night. Poor dove is going to be catatonic by the time he gets home tomorrow night. Today was very busy and very good. I woke up a little bit before 7:00 (after going to
So I get that opposites are supposed to attract. But then why am I so prone to loving boys who are so much like me. The only two of my kind… And I love them both more than my own breath. One as a brother, confidant, and lover, and the other as
maritzac:dauntlessardor: shmeards: gods-nips: I AM SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE LIKE I CANNOT. I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES STRAIGHT. Always reblog like…who makes the decisions and why do the friends go along with it…. that THAT
beyondboredlife: Had an enormous amount fun with friends for New Years naughtybabygirl69 and thedarkonerob… I am the hand on the right. 😊
niggasbaconandbitches: traaashhhhkat: some chill positivity from a 1998 Sesame Street book about the letter F I am the fat friend.
doctorwho: I am the Master and these are my friends. Doctor Who Series 3: The Sound of Drums
i-am-nephy: fullleatherartillery: justiceleagueforjustice: juilan: Friendly reminder: Eating foods that aren’t from your own ethnicity is cultural appropriation so please don’t do it!! ( ◕ ◡ ◕ ) thank u~ Emojis like ( ◕ ◡ ◕ ) originaly
kaeandlucy: literally i am this pigthis pig is mepig and i are one and the same
thehottestwives: when hubby is away i am the entertainment for the neighbor and all his friends :)-a
lggyzalea: when you’re out with your friends and someone really hot walks by i am the one in the middle…
my sleepy brain is the worst texter, once my friend texted me asking why me and my old boyfriend were breaking up and I texted back “don’t know .. roof stuff” or darfin will ask how my day was and I said “upstairs”
charitygivers: 13mph: “Dude, I’m not gaye!” I shouted at my friend sighing. Since I am the only black male he knows, he jokingly calls me Marvin Gaye, one of his favorite singers. this is the worst post anyone has ever made
I reached the point in my life where people ask me if by ‘girlfriend’ do i mean a real person who is my girlfriend, or fictional characters that are girlfriends and who I am thinking about.
thejamesboyle: lanactrlaltdelrey: this girl is fucking ridiculous WHY THE FUCK ISNT THIS GIRL MY BEST FRIEND I AM THE MALE VERSION I JUST DONT CAPTURE IT ON VIDEO
I hate when my body turns against its self I’m constantly worrying about something could be anything if I remembered to turn off the sink if my friends like me where I’ll be 10 years from now what outfit to wear on the first day of school
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