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milnemonster replied to your post: 16 Minute Response Time what happened when they got there? Idk. At this point I’ve done my duty as a caring citizen and am leaving it to TPD unless they feel the need to knock on my door and talk to me.
mistresskaylasg: Am I still a girl next door? Only the brave will know.*sniggers*
happycuckoldress: walalx43: I am very sorry that I can not give such pleasure to my wife. I’m very envious of this a black male to, and even more what I want to be my wife is could have the possibility of such sex. men everywhere are holding doors
tastefullyoffensive: “Saw Kit-Kat in your cup holder. I love Kit-Kats, so I checked your door and it was unlocked. Did not take anything other than the Kit-Kat. I am sorry and hungry.” (via jabbins)
Times like these is where I realize how grumpy I really am. Sick, tired and just home, the college kids are making a ruckus next door and I want that shit over.
sftcy: There are 3 bullet holes in my room. One grazed my arm. I am writing this post from the hospital. I live in an apartment with my mom and my 9 year old sister. Our neighbors are drug dealers and have been terrorizing us since they moved next door.
sincerelyafrica: My drunk sorority Theta Chai Latte ass neighbor just knocked on my door sobbing incoherently about how she’s so sorry…it’s 1 am in the morning y’all. I’m trying to figure out what she’s sorry for. This bitch sniffles out,”I’m
elmolincoln: Movie night. Just a bunch of rapid-fire shots, maybe one will pique your interest. I am ready for my guest. Sweet dreams. The lady next door
Just went through the Omega 4 Relay and I am dying at how awkward and adorable Garrus is…!!*kicks down door*SHAKARIAAAAAAAANNNN!!!
fairy-jack-frost: derselife: bonkalore: youngheartoldmind: white people i am .. I cAN’T THE MILK OEN ((Mun: Is that lady trying to slice bread with a door stopper?))
bareslampig: nylonshortslover: I CAN HAVE MY BUTT IN THE SLING IN 5 MINUTES, DOOR UNLOCKED! I am a cumwhore. I was born to service MEN with big dicks. I was bred to become a cumdump for all cum loads. I do not use rubbers. I despise rubbers. They are
dayzaya: “i am a god” izaya says softly as he plays the sims 4 and watches his shizuo sim starve to death in a door less room. “a god.”
brat-grrrrl2: Him: I’ll be over at 9am Me: Ew I am not waking up at 9am Him: I didn’t say anything about waking up. Leave your front door unlocked, don’t wear panties to bed tonight, i’ll see you in the morning
i-am-norasaurus: dewyntersisters: dewyntersisters: if a teenager is at your door and they are wearing a costume!! please give them candy!! they are still in it for the halloween spirit and it honestly no different from a little kid in a costume. they
birf: fadingnebula: birf: birf: *brushes teeth* *spits out toothpaste* *sees blood in the sink* *looks up into mirror* “what am I?” *dentist punches down door* “it’s becAUSE YOU DON’T fuckIN F L O S S” it’s actually much more likely
largeareolaslover: So cold tonight, I am keeping my warm sweater on as long as i can until i jump in bed. Hope you have a warm night and sweet dreams. Just the lady next door elmolincoln.tumblr.com/archive
mykinkyfamily: incexxx: “I can see you’re into me bro. Am I right?- Well, yeah!- And you were doing this with your cock when you were peeking through the bathroom door. Is it better when your sister does it?- Heah sis, so much better!” Chat for
birf:fadingnebula: birf:birf:*brushes teeth* *spits out toothpaste* *sees blood in the sink* *looks up into mirror* “what am I?” *dentist punches down door* “it’s becAUSE YOU DON’T fuckIN F L O S S” it’s actually much more likely because
naturallybaredaddy:Sneaking Next-door at 3:15 am, and giving the Neighbor’s cute daughter a Carnal Dream… with an Intentional Seeding
winternova: bethandbee: When I was in eighth grade, I was totally in love with this girl, and my best friend conveniently lived next door to her. And so I had spent the night at this guy’s house and I was thinking, ‘Oh man, I am so close to this
letswishuponastar: Moments before the ceremony, Matt and I gave each other handwritten letters to read together {between a door}. This was such an intimate moment and I am so glad we decided to do it. This is just too amazing not to reblog. le sigh
birf:birf:*brushes teeth* *spits out toothpaste* *sees blood in the sink* *looks up into mirror* “what am I?” *dentist punches down door* “it’s becAUSE YOU DON’T fuckIN F L O S S”
birf: fadingnebula: birf: birf: *brushes teeth* *spits out toothpaste* *sees blood in the sink* *looks up into mirror* “what am I?” *dentist punches down door* “it’s becAUSE YOU DON’T fckIN F L O S S” it’s actually much more likely
nightwizord14: I wish the girls next door looked like this then my sister would be as horny as I am everyday
semioticharuspex: FUCKIN CANDY BITCHES So being an adult, I am occasionally struck by the realization that “Holy shit I can just like buy candy and have other grown-ups carry it to my motherfucking door” and then I usually send a random friend some
toilettimo: The horny teen next door wanted me to piss on her. Who am I to refuse?
oralpussy: I like to great my love with a kiss after she has been out on a date. I make sure I am laid there waiting for her to come through the front door.
kelsey-ships-it: thatlittleweird: Grace asked me who I was waiting at the stage door for and when I told her Chester she told me to tell him take all his eyeliner off HOW AM I ALIVE THIS IS GREAT
fortheloveofweddings: Moments before the ceremony, Matt and I gave each other handwritten letters to read together {between a door}. This was such an intimate moment and I am so glad we decided to do it.
elmolincoln:Oh crud. I believe I need a new wardrobe if I am going to have any success at repairing my work image. This top will certainly not do, either. I probably need to find a corduroy turtleneck top. The lady next door in search of an image
walletsandwhiskey: There is a house I have built in my soul. It’s walls are strong and welcoming and the hearth always houses a fire that warms every crevice of its wooden frame. When I crack open its door I am flooded by a feeling that I cannot describe
dark-deception: surfbunny: water-you-doing: fortheloveofweddings: Moments before the ceremony, Matt and I gave each other handwritten letters to read together {between a door}. This was such an intimate moment and I am so glad we decided to do it.
daddys-candy: I think that’s what Daddy liked about me. He can be proud I’m so classy and well-spoken when he puts me on display. But only he gets to see the cock-sucking, lip-smacking dirty girl I am behind closed doors.
naughtyhusbandfantasies: loveitwhenmywifegetslaid: It was one of those nights where I was certain Tara would be spreading her delicious thighs for another guy, so I was disappointed at first when I woke up to the front door opening at 2:00 am signaling
kaitimacc: your-next-door-hero: kaitimacc: ✖ “I crush the game in my hand and now they know who I am.” ✖ i swear to god this fuckin song is just… Badass af?
anonymous-pee-girl: is this squirt or pee? Question to my female followers: Do you think anal penetration could ever be that exciting for a woman? I hate the thought of something entering my back door. Am I wrong?
naturallybaredaddy: Sneaking Next-door at 3:15 am, and giving the Neighbor’s cute daughter a Carnal Dream… with an Intentional Seeding
surfbunny: water-you-doing: fortheloveofweddings: Moments before the ceremony, Matt and I gave each other handwritten letters to read together {between a door}. This was such an intimate moment and I am so glad we decided to do it. This is just too
incexxx: “I can see you’re into me bro. Am I right?- Well, yeah!- And you were doing this with your cock when you were peeking through the bathroom door. Is it better when your sister does it?- Heah sis, so much better!”
bdsmafterthoughts: “Now that you are secure, by am going next door to do some work. I shall monitor you through the window.Your arms and legs will become sore, and will begin to cramp and hurt. And we know that you have had lots to drink. Your bladder
teenagey: surfbunny: water-you-doing: fortheloveofweddings: Moments before the ceremony, Matt and I gave each other handwritten letters to read together {between a door}. This was such an intimate moment and I am so glad we decided to do it. This
jakedepravity: Ok but you better be QUICK, you hear me. I am walking out that door in 20 minutes so I’m not late to get your father. And I SWEAR if you make a mess on me this will be the last pussy you get for a loooong time. Understand?
devsui47: Good morning. Something I’ve had on my mind lately is the rewards from being a little spontaneous. And to be honest it’s landed me in really good situations. Opened doors to many opportunities. And I am thankful that I had an open mind
spmib: owlberta: my-wretched-hive: spmib: spmib: The sun makes me sexy How do I even fit through doors cus I’m just s0000 fat I am sorry I know this is rude as fuck. If you actually think you are fat you are a fucking idiot. I mean really, it’s
someone was knocking on my door and woke me up and i am expecting a delivery so i got up and went to see and it was these two old ladies trying to talk to me about the death of jesus. i should have said naw man jesus is still alive i only just got to
loveitwhenmywifegetslaid: It was one of those nights where I was certain Tara would be spreading her delicious thighs for another guy, so I was disappointed at first when I woke up to the front door opening at 2:00 am signaling that my wife was home
