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lizard10161:Next door neighbor Right, call ll U-Haul - I am in the *wrong* town?? Magnificent! Earn money with your blog. It’s free!: http://ow.ly/qZWg300g8be
elmolincoln: Oh no! How thoughtless of me! Please excuse me, but my top slipped. I am so embarassed. Hope you have a nice day. Come back in a little bit for your traditional greetings when I will not be quite as careless.the lady next door
elmolincoln: I had another request for some shower shots. I figured since I am going out and have to take a shower anyway why not! So here are a few if you would care to see. Just me. the lady next door
elmolincoln: Cool breeze while working. Come back in a bit. I am almost finished.the lady next door Wow
elmolincoln: I love wearing this shirt as it keeps me very cool when I am working hard. Had you been here to lend me a hand, you would have had to put up with this. Tee Hee. the lady next door working hard
He is so not waking up…and now my mind is going to the cracked door…should I…could I be so bold…maybe he is already asleep….fuck me…I am wet and I so need a cock to suck and fuck…before I can think too
naturallybaredaddy:Sneaking Next-door at 3:15 am, and giving the Neighbor’s cute daughter a Carnal Dream… with an Intentional Seeding Nice
hotrufftrade: americanhorrorstoryonfx: Your worst fears are right on target. The Freak Show opens its doors Wednesday at 10p. Y’all ready? I am.
booom12345678: peggingisforlovers: what-is-a-strap-on: The best Strap-on Pegging action on Tumblr Hubby getting some deep back door loving. Wowowowowowo I love this I need girls fuck me I am horny my ass need doildo whit girls or woman to fuck
harpalyce: syencefyction: semioticharuspex: FUCKIN CANDY BITCHES So being an adult, I am occasionally struck by the realization that “Holy shit I can just like buy candy and have other grown-ups carry it to my motherfucking door” and then I usually
tangodeltawilli:Your new neighbor had invited you over for drinks as a way to get to know you.She left a note on her door saying “Come on in. I am out on the back porch.”When you stepped out she looked up at you and told you to get on your knees and
elmolincoln: Oh crud. I believe I need a new wardrobe if I am going to have any success at repairing my work image. This top will certainly not do, either. I probably need to find a corduroy turtleneck top. The lady next door in search of an image
getoutoftherecat: on top of the shower door? really cat? what am i supposed to do with you?
mrblue19: “Why am I doing this you ask? have you seen your grades? the sexy little outfits you wear when going out, sleeping half naked and leaving your door open for me to see? that’s I’m doing this princess, that’s why you have daddy lodged
Crawling up on your office desk as I feel so exposed with my pert ass facing the office door. But i am too hungry to care and all I want to do is pleasure your huge cock
I am so hungry I know we wouldn’t make it past the front door before you reminded me of my proper place
I have a new video available on NookieCutter.com/the-videos I am a little hentai & little girl next door in this huge XXX set & vid
semioticharuspex: FUCKIN CANDY BITCHES So being an adult, I am occasionally struck by the realization that “Holy shit I can just like buy candy and have other grown-ups carry it to my motherfucking door” and then I usually send a random friend some
birf: fadingnebula: birf: birf: *brushes teeth* *spits out toothpaste* *sees blood in the sink* *looks up into mirror* “what am I?” *dentist punches down door* “it’s becAUSE YOU DON’T fuckIN F L O S S” it’s actually much more likely
girlwiki: Two episodes into /Flower Boy Next Door/ and I’m already freaking out about the possibility that my OTP may not be canon. I am impossibly frustrated by my inability to read a summary of later episodes because I have actually seen all that
203y: suuugarskull: 203y: 2:22 AM I JUST SAW THAT FAT FUCKING RAT THAT LIVES IN THIS HOUSE HALFWAY UNDER THE CRACK IN MY DOOR WHILE WATCHING PORN SHIT BOY I DIE Just wanted to make some friends, go on, keep watching porn. GET OUT OFM Y R OO M
fodsley:first person view from my leftover curry and rice moments after I tear open the fridge door at 2 AM.
Your new neighbor had invited you over for drinks as a way to get to know you.She left a note on her door saying “Come on in. I am out on the back porch.”When you stepped out she looked up at you and told you to get on your knees and start kissing
havekat: havekat: havekat: havekat: havekat: The Sheriff is Coming, I’ve Been Bleed Dry On Housing Applications and Am Living In Terror. This was on my door on Tuesday. Luckily nothing has happened yet. I’ve spent every last dime on applying
galuby: theradioghost: theradioghost: I STEPPED OUTSIDE OF THE FRONT DOOR OF MY OWN HOME ONLY TO FIND THE DEER THAT TRIED TO KICK MY ASS LAST YEAR STANDING RIGHT THERE IN MY FRONT YARD. BOLD AS BRASS. AM I NOT SAFE ANYWHERE ANYMORE for those of you
redmacha: mstrdarken: faithhopeloveanbutterflies: When i travel, i am on high alert at all times. I never stop at stores with less tjan 5 cars. The place must be completely lite. I look at everyone and every car before i exit my car. I lock my doors
l0st-in-the-stere0: me: *smashes down door* me: *aggressively pushes everything off desk* me: I AM NOT AS FINE AS I SEEM me: *starts picking up things* me: pardon
One of the town junkies came inn today and asked for a plastic bag. Kind as I am I gave her one. Then I learned she had gone to the hairdresser right next door and tried to steal hair products, by putting them in said bag……. 😑
So at about 1:20 am today my bedroom door swings open and my youth leaders just come trotting in like “Hey wake up we’re going sunrise hiking” and I was pretty much wishing for dead from that point onward. At least until we reached the
bigwymen: elmolincoln: Movie night. Just a bunch of rapid-fire shots, maybe one will pique your interest. I am ready for my guest. Sweet dreams. The lady next door its a special day when we get tits and bush!.
ros3bud009: I actually do this on a regular basis. Someone will open a door for me and I’ll compliment their hair. I pay for something at the register and compliment their earrings. Etc. and so forth. I am a compliment machine.
gallifreyburning: photo of Jenny Colgan’s decision-making process for naming TenToo “Corin”
epsifawnshawn: semioticharuspex: FUCKIN CANDY BITCHES So being an adult, I am occasionally struck by the realization that “Holy shit I can just like buy candy and have other grown-ups carry it to my motherfucking door” and then I usually send a
bluejubilation: caledscratch: bluejubilation: bluejubilation: most of you think i am quality rper but you miss the shittastic moments like ren shoving his fingers under a door when closed out of a room without aoba and begging to be let in ‘AOBA
birf: fadingnebula: birf: birf: *brushes teeth* *spits out toothpaste* *sees blood in the sink* *looks up into mirror* “what am I?” *dentist punches down door* “it’s becAUSE YOU DON’T fckIN F L O S S” it’s actually much more likely
bjaddict: mslusciouslips: Couldn’t wait for you any longer, the minute I heard the car door I had run to greet you. I am starved for you…. hehe i do that for my husband too
yepperoni: dog i’m meeting for the first time: *licks me*velvet room in my mind: “I am thou, thou art I…”twitch chat in my mind which is next door to the velvet room in my mind:
swaggiethough: *opens bathroom door at 2 am**turns on light**looks in the mirror* wow what the fuck is that
My toddler won’t eat even though she says she’s hungry. She’s screaming her head off, I haven’t eaten, I am extremely overstimulated. I went to my room to get a minute to myself and the dog is crying at the closed door and sniffing
hypnopup: I’d been working on the boys next door for awhile now. They’d been so cocky. Fucking a steady stream of blonde, 20-something bimbos. Blasting music till 4 am on the weekends. Worst neighbors a guy could ask for. But fuck, were they hot.
juicycurvyculonas: lovecurvy69: pinkcoon: look at that big ass pawg! I am sure no one noticed the speakers on the left door… NOPE I WAS BUSY CHECKING OUT HER BOOMING SYSTEM =-O
bi-tami: jerseygirl1316: I’m so glad you offered me a ride home 😏JG☀️🌴 And I am so glad you let fein the Back Door...Kisses to the Jersey Girl Tami @ 14:25
malplacedmalin: So… am I the only one who thinks there should be a service that lets you order pads, chocolate and painkillers delievered to your door so that you don’t have to leave the house when you’re on your period and out of supplies? Because
d0nn0: d0nn0: d0nn0: d0nn0: d0nn0: i need to go into my garage but i cant find any pants and the only way in is through the garage door, help okay im gonna do it i am mentally psyching myself up to do this okay lets do this MY FUCKING NEIGHBOUR
kenobi-wan-obi: sourcedumal: anieliza: “I’m on a mission. Miss America has always been the girl next door, but Miss America is evolving. And she is not going to look the same anymore. I am Nina Davuluri, and I celebrate diversity through cultural
invids1: masterboibinder: bddsdl: Found this vid a long time ago and loved it, each time i view it i am horny and wonder if there would be anyone keeping me like that for a weekend :) “Just back the truck up to the garage door and then you can load
anieliza: “I’m on a mission. Miss America has always been the girl next door, but Miss America is evolving. And she is not going to look the same anymore. I am Nina Davuluri, and I celebrate diversity through cultural competency.”
tsgna1: i-want-spankings: When any of The Harem are on Tumblr at the same time as I am. redstil3ttos fuckdoll-next-door her-body-never-lies blueeyesandrosycheeks voglie-lussuriose salleelove 😂😂😂😂 http://tsgna1.tumblr.com/IG-Tsgna1Twitter-
ilythla: As a public urinal, I have no say in what goes in me. Any guy who walks through that door can spit, piss, cum in my mouth and I’m only aloud to smile and beg for more. I am however responsible for anything spilled on the floor at the end of
elmolincoln: A reminder… I am on vacation so my access to Tumblr is limited but just wanted to remain in your thoughts if that appeals to you. I see your notes and will respond when I get home to a real keyboard. The lady next door on the road.
afaerytalelife:I am a King’s daughter, and I grow old withinThe prison of my person, the shackles of my skin.And I would run away and beg from door to doorJust to see your shadow once and never more.— The Last Unicorn, by Peter S. Beagle.
caterpillarcowboy72: takemethere75: sexualdesigns: I am a kind man, courteous and gentle in the main. I will open doors for you, pick up the dinner check and buy you sweet reminders of how I care. That, however, is only part of me. There is a darker,
mrspider-deactivated20221213:i am stupid but smart at the same time in the same way dogs are very good learners but will still eat grass ravenously until they get sick and will run into glass doors
feelingplantastic: I roam across the land I wish to seek and understand The truth about life and about who I really am My blood is still young and karma’s knocking at my door It’s time to stand up This is my life I’m fighting for 💫
cheating-cumsluts: If you shoot this much man-sap you don’t even have to ask to use my wife. You can show up in the middle of dinner and push her down on her knees and take her mouth. Knock on the front door at 2:00 am on a weekday and interrupt our
